Ok, I have a chocolate orange right in front of me. I'd share with you all but there's only 16 segments and I'm a greedy so-and-so.
Well it's true. Your purpose in life is to say rude things about people![]()
I feel all Christmassy when I eat them, but really only cos when I was younger and ran out of ideas for presents that '3 for 2' deal looked attractive.I looooooove those!
I'm not gingerYour wrong, my purpose in life is to incite chaos, being rude to people is just a bonus... you ginger butt monkey!

I feel all Christmassy when I eat them, but really only cos when I was younger and ran out of ideas for presents that '3 for 2' deal looked attractive.
I'm not ginger![]()

Yeah yeah whatever.I thought about calling you an effeminate butt monkey, but I thought that would be too close to reality, which you would find upsetting.![]()

Yeah yeah whatever.
I look well 'ard right now, since I got another #3![]()

Hard as in 'don't mess with me', tough masculine style, you silly little sponge cake.TMI, why do you always have to make my friendly teasing go into perverted areas!![]()
Hard as in 'don't mess with me', tough masculine style, you silly little sponge cake.


i'm still alive if anyone cares...![]()
I care, too. But if you posted more, we'd already know.I do.



