Superman Returns yeah... superman is dumb

[The Man Of 16]

seriously it doesnt take a genius to figure out the problem isnt the kryptonite. It's his inability to be around it. So why hasnt he figured out that a lead lined suit would protect him. And same with a mask. None of this jerry curl and glasses stuff.

And is it just Clark thats allergic to kryptonite, or is it just that his planet is poisonous? I dont think I'd be allergic to earthonite, if i was on mars or pluto.

conclusion that no one can argue: superman is dumb

 

[GreenKToo]

ha ha ha, what?

 

[The Man Of 16]

superman is dumb because he still hasnt learned that kryptonite messes him up. He acts surprised everytime he gets exposed to it. Even a monkey remembers to not push a button if that button causes the monkey to get shocked.

Put 2 and 2 together. Make a lead-lined suit that protects superman from kryptonite. Idiot.

 

[Freddy_Krueger]

...He knows that Kryptonite "messes him up." He can't help it if someone sneaks up on him with it or, God forbid, makes a landmass out of it.

And he had a lead lined suit for the Animated Series, which was pretty redundant (Supes would get his ass kicked by Metallo, go get his lead suit, beat the crap out of Metallo, repeat).

 

[Justice Bringer]

It only happened once in SR and I doubt Kryptonite will be a plot device again. Theres no way they can top Superman VS a Kryptonite continent.

 

[superbaby]

superman is dumb because he still hasnt learned that kryptonite messes him up. He acts surprised everytime he gets exposed to it. Even a monkey remembers to not push a button if that button causes the monkey to get shocked.

Put 2 and 2 together. Make a lead-lined suit that protects superman from kryptonite. Idiot.

LOL.

singer made superman a no brainer in SR. superman knew that the kryptonite and the crystals were stolen and he knew that lex luthor knew about the kryptonite effects on him and the location of his FOS. yet he still fell into the trap.
get a brain, singer and your two lovely sidekicks.

 

[Lead Cenobite]

I honestly don't remember atm, did he know about the kryptonite being stolen?

 

[The Man Of 16]

It only happened once in SR and I doubt Kryptonite will be a plot device again. Theres no way they can top Superman VS a Kryptonite continent.

Oh yes they can, and probably will. Superman Vs a SUN MADE OF KRYPTONITE IN THE GALAXY OF KRYPTONITE, WHERE NATIVES (MADE OF KRYPTONITE) SHOOT KRYPTONITE BULLETS WITH THEIR KRYPTONITE GUNS. AND THEN THROW THEIR KRYPTONITE FECES AT HIM. but again, he'll be surprised when spots kryptonite. ("what..IS...THIS...STUFF? WHY HAVEN't I...LEARNED anything?")

...kryptonite

 

[bunk]

Yes, a lead lined suit... I doubt the lead would melt when he plunged into the earth to lift the island, which he still would've had to do.

 

[explode7]

I blame singer for dumb threads like this. If SR had been a huge blockbuster making more than spiderman numbers at the BO then no one would be ripping on superman period. Just look at spiderman no one rips on him. If spiderman didn't do as well in the BO or in reviews it would be the opposite.Now people will find anything negative to say about supes.

 

[The Man Of 16]

...and he smells bad

 

[The Man Of 16]

Kryptonite!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[punxnotdead]

Jeeze, I can't believe how low some of you stoop about this. It's just a movie, ( by the way, it never mentioned the kryptonite was stolen), sheesh, it's no big deal; remember, the movie is ficticous!

 

[The Man Of 16]

but the degree of crappiness isnt ficticious

 

[Freddy_Krueger]

LOL.

singer made superman a no brainer in SR. superman knew that the kryptonite and the crystals were stolen and he knew that lex luthor knew about the kryptonite effects on him and the location of his FOS. yet he still fell into the trap.
get a brain, singer and your two lovely sidekicks.

Ummm...Superman doesn't know that Kryptonite has been stolen. He knows a rock was stolen, that's it. Out of the thousands of meteorite exhibits in the world, it'd be impossible for him to know if it was Kryptonite that was stolen anyway.

 

[superbaby]

but the degree of crappiness isnt ficticious

well, because you got the crappy people to do it.
anyway, you should be glad that SR didn't get the crappier people to do the movie like in the GR.