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payneintherear
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Post all yo momma jokes here!
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.[/SIZE]
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.[/SIZE]
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"[/SIZE]
Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!! "
Yo momma so old and stupid she knew the Virgin Mary when she was 10 and said, "Li'l Mary will never amount to anything".
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.[/SIZE]
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so stupid when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went home and got 16 friends.[/SIZE]
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!
[SIZE=+1]Yo momma so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say ,"Damn, is it Halloween already?"[/SIZE]
