You Get Three Wishes

[terry78]

I'm assuming this is a monkey's paw type situation, so wish number one is that my next two wishes can't have negative repercussions for anyone, anywhere including myself.

Then I go with wishing that everyone that needs immediate assistance at this point in time, whether monetary, physical or whatever be granted it. Then the final wish is that the force that is granting wishes is freed from whatever is bonding it to grant wishes.

 

[chaseter]

This is where the evil genie would get you. If a billion dollars randomly shows up in your bank account it would have to come from somewhere.
My guess is evil genie would have you framed for money laundering.

The second one is something I'd wish for but learning to control those powers might be difficult. You might give someone a hug and wind up crushing every bone in their body.

My three.

To win the powerball lottery everytime I play

Magneto's powers

Immortality

Yeah if it was an evil genie then he would screw everyone over. Like Bedazzled where he wants to be the guy that every girl would want with a huge wang and he ends up being gay. HAHAHA. I even think there was an X-Files episode where a guy wanted to be invisible and when he is, he walks out and gets ran over by a car because they didn't see him.

If it was an evil genie my wishes would be:

1) Have 1 billion dollars in my account with nothing else changing in the universe and no one ever caring about how/where/when I got the money.

2) Have Superman's powers with no one else in the universe having any super powers or the ability to ever find or manufacturer kryptonite or any form of it.

3) My family, friends, and myself will love long (as in 95 years), healthy, fulfilling, and happy lives with no other things changing in the universe or any other negative impacts on anybody or anything else.

I can't find any holes in that

 

[Lighthouse]

Every time I hear a question like this, I can't help but think of Mulder in the X-Files typing in very specific detail his wish.

 

[Hotwire]

I'm assuming this is a monkey's paw type situation, so wish number one is that my next two wishes can't have negative repercussions for anyone, anywhere including myself.

I like that!

 

[bullets]

Yeah if it was an evil genie then he would screw everyone over. Like Bedazzled where he wants to be the guy that every girl would want with a huge wang and he ends up being gay. HAHAHA. I even think there was an X-Files episode where a guy wanted to be invisible and when he is, he walks out and gets ran over by a car because they didn't see him.

If it was an evil genie my wishes would be:

1) Have 1 billion dollars in my account with nothing else changing in the universe and no one ever caring about how/where/when I got the money.

2) Have Superman's powers with no one else in the universe having any super powers or the ability to ever find or manufacturer kryptonite or any form of it.

3) My family, friends, and myself will love long (as in 95 years), healthy, fulfilling, and happy lives with no other things changing in the universe or any other negative impacts on anybody or anything else.

I can't find any holes in that

That's much better ,lol. I can imagine nervously making my wishes in long run on sentences and then leaving something minor out.

I like this one. Someone rubs the lamp and says, " I wish I had a million dollars" and so the genie grants the wish and says, " Granted , you once had a million dollars but now it's all gone"

 

[MessiahDecoy123]

1. All poor people would granted an IQ over 300 permanantly.

2. Prostitution and drugs would be legalized globally.

3. Penis and breast size would be based on karma up to a point.

 

[terry78]

You have to do how they did it on Fairly Oddparents. Timmy wished for a lawyer who compiled a document that sidestepped any loopholes in the genie's wishes.

 

[Immortalfire]

1. Rhythm
2. Music
3. ....actually, who could ask for anything more?

 

[Duke]

I'd ask for:



1. Financially well off
2. Health
3. Immediate family be well off too.

 

[Superman 1265]

1. Be about 50 IQ points smarter.

2. Have Superman's powers, and looks.

3. Wish away my Autism.

 

[Mace Dolex]

1. have unlimited amounts of cash without having to report to the I.R.S.

2. have eternal life and remain the age of 35 (so my birthdays can continue I'll just always look 35)

3. power of invisibilty

 

[VenomSpawn]

1) Spider powers
2) No one else can have Spider powers or make me lose mine
3) Assortment of costumes. Any damn costume that's ever existed in a Spidey comic/movie.

 

[CJ]

1. A Time Machine (this is actually two wishes in one, since I can use it to predict the winning lotto numbers, thus making myself rich)

2. End to hunger

3. End to disease.

If I could have two more wishes, they would be the power of flight and invisibility.

 

[Ponyboy]

1--powers of Superman
2--ability to heal other people's afflictions
3--wish the Genie free

 

[Lone]

1) All of Superman's abilities and none of his weaknesses. No more wars over land or religion or whatever...or else.
2) Cure for all diseases.
3) Star Trek replicator to free mankind from slavery to the monetary system.

 

[Silvermoth]

1. Fantastic looks (probably aim for Jon Hamm esque)
2. A nice cosy house in London that I live in all the time and I'm a British citizen
3. A cure for the HIV virus.