I'm sorry but I had to take the next three:
AnimeJune said:
I wish M. Night Shyamalan would start making GOOD movies again.
- Granted -
Did he ever stop making good movies? Through a series of mind-numbing interviews, subliminal advertising, and the backing of Warner Independent, masses of people are convinced that M. Night is really an autistic miscreant w/ the ability of a horse's left testi. W/ this new found wisdom, Hollywood embraces the greatest film-maker of all time, M. Night, and how he valiantly works around paper-thin plots,
4th rate suspense techniques, his own personal addiction to Sugar cubes laced w/ pcp, and a frightening desire to be like a man (Alfred Hitchcock) who wouldn't acknowledge him if it meant everlasting life.
Mr. Census said:
-Granted-
As of now, you are forever trapped between the world of the living and the world which we do not know. You watch your friends, family, and memories fade away into the dust of an earth that no longer pleases you.
Oh yeah, you're immortal, but YOUR GENITALIA AIN'T. They rot, dissolve into nothing, and you're only left w/ the sounds of your sweet Linkin' Park toons.
Anime June said:
I wish Britney Spears and Kevin Federline would break up.
Oh geez. Are you sure? Um, ok.
*sigh* -granted-
Britney catches Mr. Federline in the act w/ another person. It's you Anime June.
Soon(about nine months to be exact), reporters will ask you how it feels to be the NEW Shar Jackson? Your fifteen minutes will not translate into any feasible income and you'll spend your next 18 yrs begging the deadbeat for grocery money; he'll sleep on your couch and constantly daydream about the old days when he was SoOoOoO successful as a back-up dancer for the boy-band w/ only
one gay member. You thank god that Britney was polite enough to give K-fed the Ferrari - until he gives it away to the lone fan who actually bought his cd.
It was Brian Boitano.
Ahhh,
"ALL TO EASY." *breathes*
I wish someone would tell George Lucas that his personally
'finished' screenplays are about three rewrites away from having any credibility.