You're not cool enough for the Exclusive TMoB, Jake, fibber, Lackey, & yoda thread...

[Themanofbat]

So Daniel Day Lewis won best actor. Im happy with that, but honestly I would have picked There Will Be Blood over No Country for Old Men for the best picture. Both were awesome, but TWBB (as all the young people call it) tickled my evil bone like no other

The guy who did the bad guy's hair for No Country for Old Men is from my hometown.

 

[CantThinkOfAName]

Daniel Day Lewis was in there Will Be Blood, not No Country for Old Men.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Anyone remember how gay Daniel Day Lewis was in my "beautiful laundrette", not that their's anything wrong with being gay.

 

[Norman Osborn]

I chuckled at the first one.

No you didn't

 

[Not Jake]

How many mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they're all busy chasing Not Jake to give him probation warnings... t: t: t:

why am i the persecuted one of this group


i probably post here less than any of us, except for yoda and watchman. and i guess lately, lackey

 

[Themanofbat]

why am i the persecuted one of this group

You're homosexual.... and we're homophobic...

 

[Not Jake]

Yeah, I am super, super gay. And I wonder if DOG LIPS and Morg want to collaborate on a special project.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yeah, I am super, super gay. And I wonder if DOG LIPS and Morg want to collaborate on a special project.

I'm not 100% gay, do you at least have some boobs?

 

[Themanofbat]

Yeah, I am super, super gay. And I wonder if DOG LIPS and Morg want to collaborate on a special project.

I think DOGGY LIPS has a thing with Erz... and even gay guys won't touch Morg.
They have some standards.

 

[Not Jake]

I'm not 100% gay, do you at least have some boobs?

yeah but i got them on my ass because the doctor said it was cheaper that way. he didn't factor in the cost of buying all new jeans

 

[TheCorpulent1]

No you didn't

I totally did. I chuckled my ass off. I think I may have almost wandered into chortle territory.

 

[Themanofbat]

I'm glad that I'm good for a chuckle...

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Occasionally. When you're not insulting me for being unfunny.

 

[Norman Osborn]

I'm glad that I'm good for a chuckle...

He's lying...all you got from him were a couple of these ..and one or two of these .....he's desperately trying to be cool enough for this thread!!...tell him he fails!!

 

[TheCorpulent1]

I've never tried to be cool enough for anything in my life, dude. Usually I just resign myself to the fact that I'm not and move on.

Mostly, I post in here because I think I kind of annoy Jake.

 

[Norman Osborn]

I've never tried to be cool enough for anything in my life, dude. Usually I just resign myself to the fact that I'm not and move on.

Mostly, I post in here because I think I kind of annoy Jake.

Yeah I don';t care...I'm just bored and babbling

 

[Themanofbat]

Better you guys than the mods... ugh

And as if you guys couldn't tell, but whenever we get mod-overload (like we did last page), fill up the next few posts with harmless yet chuckle worthy mod jokes.

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What if we fill them up with vitriolic anti-mod sentiments instead?

 

[Themanofbat]

What if we fill them up with vitriolic anti-mod sentiments instead?

You could... at the risk of probation.

My suggestion comes off as being more annoying.

 

[C. Lee]

My suggestion comes off as being more annoying.

Keep thinking that....t:

 

[fifthfiend]

What if we fill them up with vitriolic anti-mod sentiments instead?

I say we do both.

Q: Why did the moderator cross the road?

A: To perpetrate his vicious reign of proto-fascist tyrrany!

Now that's comedy!

 

[C. Lee]

I say we do both.

Q: Why did the moderator cross the road?

A: To perpetrate his vicious reign of proto-fascist tyrrany!

Now that's comedy!

One day Nazi...next day fascist....but I do believe this is the first time we were PROTO-FASCISTS.....good job man.

 

[Themanofbat]

It's only a matter of time before somebody makes a Khmer Rouge comparison...

 

[C. Lee]

It's only a matter of time before somebody makes a Khmer Rouge comparison...

Yeah...we have stacks of dead children in our back yard too.

 

[Themanofbat]

Yeah...we have stacks of dead children in our back yard too.

Now we know what happened to Bakerboy... t: t: t: