The Dark Knight 10 things I hate about Batman

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Now that Heath's been confirmed, I think we should have some fun listing the top 10 things his Joker will hate about Batman.:up::)

I'll start.
:mad:
  1. Batman never laughs at my Jokes
  2. Batman has so many wonderful toys
  3. Batman stole my baloons
  4. Batman's a friend of Morgan Freeman
  5. Batman's a hero
  6. Batman has never danced with the devil by the pale moonlight
  7. Batman is always in the title in some respect :o (No love for joker)
  8. Batman made me
  9. Batman gets to be played by the guy from American Psycho while I'm being played by the guy from a Knight's tale...
  10. Ha ha ha ha ha he always wins!!!
Ok now it's your turn.
 
Cinemaman said:
Pointless thread.
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Well we could always start arguing about whether the new film should have BATMAN in the title....

Oh wait...that's all we're doing now!

I think this thread is a nice diversion.
 
Wesyeed said:
Now that Heath's been confirmed, I think we should have some fun listing the top 10 things his Joker will hate about Batman.:up::)

I'll start.
:mad:
  1. Batman never laughs at my Jokes
  2. Batman has so many wonderful toys
  3. Batman stole my baloons
  4. Batman's a friend of Morgan Freeman
  5. Batman's a hero
  6. Batman has never danced with the devil by the pale moonlight
  7. Batman is always in the title in some respect :o (No love for joker)
  8. Batman made me
  9. Batman gets to be played by the guy from American Psycho while I'm being played by the guy from a Knight's tale...
  10. Ha ha ha ha ha he always wins!!!
Ok now it's your turn.
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thism ight have been almost entertaining if you just didnt rip-off stuff from B89....and i highly doubt joker hates batman for being a hero.
 
Lol, he stole my balloons. :D
 
mcflytrap said:
Well we could always start arguing about whether the new film should have BATMAN in the title....

Oh wait...that's all we're doing now!

I think this thread is a nice diversion.
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I know...Gosh no one wants to have fun anymore. Keep arguing then...
 
Motown Marvel said:
thism ight have been almost entertaining if you just didnt rip-off stuff from B89....
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Borrowed.

And it's true though. Joker really hates batman for those things.

I'm interested in what your 10 things would be now.
 
1. When Tim Sale draws Batman, he doesn't give him 300 extra teeth.

2. No one has ever jokingly referred to Batman as "The Artist Formely Known as the Clown Prince of Crime."

3. Batman's shagged everyone from Catwoman to Talia when all I've got is a dead girlfriend and a stalker in a jester outfit.

4. Batman only plays card games that don't use jokers.

5. Batman has a whole team of sidekicks that help him out and somehow manages not to randomly kill them off for no reason at all. How is that possible?

6. Batman gets to wear a cool costume. So does every other damned superhero and the majority of supervillains too. How the hell did I get stuck with a purple John Travolta leisure suit?!!

7. Batman hasn't become synonymous with friggin' Mark Hammill.

8. Batman's a dick. Even Frank Miller says so.

9. People still think I killed Batman's parents. You have no idea how many punks have egged my house over this.

10. Do you have any idea how hard it is to outrun the latest Bat-tank-Hummer-bulldozer-18-wheeler-mobile in a f**king clown car?!!!
 
this was actually funny...

don't see any reason to hate this lol...

it's a breath of fresh air fom all the arguing over who will be cast which role or how much people dislike the Ledger casting...
 
That-Guy said:
1. When Tim Sale draws Batman, he doesn't give him 300 extra teeth.

2. No one has ever jokingly referred to Batman as "The Artist Formely Known as the Clown Prince of Crime."

3. Batman's shagged everyone from Catwoman to Talia when all I've got is a dead girlfriend and a stalker in a jester outfit.

4. Batman only plays card games that don't use jokers.

5. Batman has a whole team of sidekicks that help him out and somehow manages not to randomly kill them off for no reason at all. How is that possible?

6. Batman gets to wear a cool costume. So does every other damned superhero and the majority of supervillains too. How the hell did I get stuck with a purple John Travolta leisure suit?!!

7. Batman hasn't become synonymous with friggin' Mark Hammill.

8. Batman's a dick. Even Frank Miller says so.

9. People still think I killed Batman's parents. You have no idea how many punks have egged my house over this.

10. Do you have any idea how hard it is to outrun the latest Bat-tank-Hummer-bulldozer-18-wheeler-mobile in a f**king clown car?!!!
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good ones. :up: ROFLMMFAO!!
 
Thanks for the compliments, guys! :D And yeah, this was a great idea for a thread. As more villains are announced, we could make "Batman hate lists" for each one.
 
hates bat suit nipples

hate the wall climbing batmobile

hates automatic ice skates within the bat suit

hates chrome batsuits

hates batboat

hates batjet

hates his super powered kid,.... wrong movie

hates that batman didn't kill Rachel Dawes

hates that batman didn't publicly bang the two hot european chicks

and mostsly, hates that he can't do the batusi
 
That-Guy said:
1. When Tim Sale draws Batman, he doesn't give him 300 extra teeth.

2. No one has ever jokingly referred to Batman as "The Artist Formely Known as the Clown Prince of Crime."

3. Batman's shagged everyone from Catwoman to Talia when all I've got is a dead girlfriend and a stalker in a jester outfit.

4. Batman only plays card games that don't use jokers.

5. Batman has a whole team of sidekicks that help him out and somehow manages not to randomly kill them off for no reason at all. How is that possible?

6. Batman gets to wear a cool costume. So does every other damned superhero and the majority of supervillains too. How the hell did I get stuck with a purple John Travolta leisure suit?!!

7. Batman hasn't become synonymous with friggin' Mark Hammill.

8. Batman's a dick. Even Frank Miller says so.

9. People still think I killed Batman's parents. You have no idea how many punks have egged my house over this.

10. Do you have any idea how hard it is to outrun the latest Bat-tank-Hummer-bulldozer-18-wheeler-mobile in a f**king clown car?!!!
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All that list needed was that Batman stole my balloons. That one was my favorite :(
 
I love you Wesyeed.:(
 
this is as pointless as Superherohype boards the musical
 
1. ) he always has to punch my f***ing teeth out and then the writer makes me come up with some idiotic witty remark.

2.)well... HE STOLE MY DAMN BALLONS!!:mad:

3.) he killed captain clown.

4.) people call me a *** more than they call him a ***.

5.) how come I don't get a tank?:(

6.) he beat f***ing super-man. why can't I beat up superman?:(

7.) he's friggin' rich for christ's sake.

8.) he looks kinda cool in that new batman show while i look like a friggin' hippy.:(

9.) his second adoptive son threw a damn knife in my shoulder.

10.) if only i knew kung fu like he does.:(
 
That-Guy said:
1. When Tim Sale draws Batman, he doesn't give him 300 extra teeth.

2. No one has ever jokingly referred to Batman as "The Artist Formely Known as the Clown Prince of Crime."

3. Batman's shagged everyone from Catwoman to Talia when all I've got is a dead girlfriend and a stalker in a jester outfit.

4. Batman only plays card games that don't use jokers.

5. Batman has a whole team of sidekicks that help him out and somehow manages not to randomly kill them off for no reason at all. How is that possible?

6. Batman gets to wear a cool costume. So does every other damned superhero and the majority of supervillains too. How the hell did I get stuck with a purple John Travolta leisure suit?!!

7. Batman hasn't become synonymous with friggin' Mark Hammill.

8. Batman's a dick. Even Frank Miller says so.

9. People still think I killed Batman's parents. You have no idea how many punks have egged my house over this.

10. Do you have any idea how hard it is to outrun the latest Bat-tank-Hummer-bulldozer-18-wheeler-mobile in a f**king clown car?!!!
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Awesome.:up:
 
how could you hate morgan freeman...thats not humanly possible!

DIE WEYSEED!
 
That-Guy said:
1. When Tim Sale draws Batman, he doesn't give him 300 extra teeth.

2. No one has ever jokingly referred to Batman as "The Artist Formely Known as the Clown Prince of Crime."

3. Batman's shagged everyone from Catwoman to Talia when all I've got is a dead girlfriend and a stalker in a jester outfit.

4. Batman only plays card games that don't use jokers.

5. Batman has a whole team of sidekicks that help him out and somehow manages not to randomly kill them off for no reason at all. How is that possible?

6. Batman gets to wear a cool costume. So does every other damned superhero and the majority of supervillains too. How the hell did I get stuck with a purple John Travolta leisure suit?!!

7. Batman hasn't become synonymous with friggin' Mark Hammill.

8. Batman's a dick. Even Frank Miller says so.

9. People still think I killed Batman's parents. You have no idea how many punks have egged my house over this.

10. Do you have any idea how hard it is to outrun the latest Bat-tank-Hummer-bulldozer-18-wheeler-mobile in a f**king clown car?!!!
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LOL:up:
 
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