The Dark Knight 10 things I hate about Batman

10 Things Superman Hates About Batman


1. He was the best man at my wedding, so of course, he was in charge of holding onto the ring. So when I ask him to hand it to me at the altar, he thought it would be really funny to hand me his kryptonite ring instead!

2. All of you stupid fanboys think he can kick my ass. Yeah, right. I could knock him off the continent if I was mean enough.

3. He's never had to humiliate himself by facing off with dorks like the Nuclear Man and Richard Pryor.

4. We tried to do a "wife swap" with Lois and Selina... but they both just went with Bruce!!!

5. He always taunts me, saying things like "My secret underground fortress can beat up your secret underground fortress!"

6. His kid sidekick, Robin, likes to give Jimmy Olsen wedgies.

7. World's greatest detective my ass. He couldn't figure out my identity until I told him.

8. Batman's a dick. Because I say so. And I'm SUPERMAN, DAMMIT!!!

9. He thinks its funny to sing Our Lady Peace's "Superman's Dead" everytime it's JLA Karaoke Night.

10. They didn't give him a ******ed son in any of his movies (unless you count Chris O'Donnell).
 
That-Guy said:
10 Things Superman Hates About Batman


1. He was the best man at my wedding, so of course, he was in charge of holding onto the ring. So when I ask him to hand it to me at the altar, he thought it would be really funny to hand me his kryptonite ring instead!

2. All of you stupid fanboys think he can kick my ass. Yeah, right. I could knock him off the continent if I was mean enough.

3. He's never had to humiliate himself by facing off with dorks like the Nuclear Man and Richard Pryor.

4. We tried to do a "wife swap" with Lois and Selina... but they both just went with Bruce!!!

5. He always taunts me, saying things like "My secret underground fortress can beat up your secret underground fortress!"

6. His kid sidekick, Robin, likes to give Jimmy Olsen wedgies.

7. World's greatest detective my ass. He couldn't figure out my identity until I told him.

8. Batman's a dick. Because I say so. And I'm SUPERMAN, DAMMIT!!!

9. He thinks its funny to sing Our Lady Peace's "Superman's Dead" everytime it's JLA Karaoke Night.

10. They didn't give him a ******ed son in any of his movies (unless you count Chris O'Donnell).
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LMFAO!!!
 
psychosully said:
I think the 10 things the joker would hate about Batman would be...

I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair.
I hate the way you drive my car.
I hate it when you stare.
I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind.
I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme.
I hate it, I hate the way you're always right.
I hate it when you lie.
I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry.
I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call.
But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147800/
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bwaaahaahahahahah!!
ok. now it's time for you to run out of the class crying Julia.
 
oh, what the hell !!! the thread deserved it !!


BUMP!!!!






and don't kill me over this....
 
10 reasons why i hate people who ***** about everything on SHH.
 
1. Batman got it on with Kim Basinger.
2. Batman got it on with Michelle Pheiffer.
3. Batman got it on with Nicole Kidman.
4. Batman got it on with Elle Mcpherson.
5. Batman got it on with Katie Holmes.
6. Batman gets five hot chicks within five movies, and I get none.
7. Batman has only had TWO good theatrical movies out of SIX.
8. Batman's costume was stolen by George Clooney and put into a shi**y movie.
9. Batman has a sweet car, and chicks dig the car.
10. Batman is a badass, and I have a big ass.
 
That-Guy said:
10 Things Superman Hates About Batman


1. He was the best man at my wedding, so of course, he was in charge of holding onto the ring. So when I ask him to hand it to me at the altar, he thought it would be really funny to hand me his kryptonite ring instead!

2. All of you stupid fanboys think he can kick my ass. Yeah, right. I could knock him off the continent if I was mean enough.

3. He's never had to humiliate himself by facing off with dorks like the Nuclear Man and Richard Pryor.

4. We tried to do a "wife swap" with Lois and Selina... but they both just went with Bruce!!!

5. He always taunts me, saying things like "My secret underground fortress can beat up your secret underground fortress!"

6. His kid sidekick, Robin, likes to give Jimmy Olsen wedgies.

7. World's greatest detective my ass. He couldn't figure out my identity until I told him.

8. Batman's a dick. Because I say so. And I'm SUPERMAN, DAMMIT!!!

9. He thinks its funny to sing Our Lady Peace's "Superman's Dead" everytime it's JLA Karaoke Night.

10. They didn't give him a ******ed son in any of his movies (unless you count Chris O'Donnell).
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haha!:woot:
 
That-Guy said:
Hey, sorry about that Titan, yours was really funny too! :D Great idea for a thread by the way.

Okay...

10 Things Gordon Hates About Batman

1. He's got 20/20 vision... lucky bastard.

2. Okay, I can understand having one suped-up, futuristic, indestructable car. But that SOB has about 300 of them!! It's like he's just rubbing our faces in it. Ever think that the reason he catches all the crooks before we do is because he's driving something out of the latest James Bond movie and the GCPD is stuck with a bunch of f**king Crown Victorias? Hey Batass, why don't you donate a few of those tanks to us if you're so goddamn righteous?!!

3. After the Joker shot and crippled Barbara, Batman never visited her in the hospital and changed her bedpan because he was "too busy."

4. His batboots have lifts. I can tell. He's only 5'3"... The Tom Cruise of superheroes.

5. Sometimes he'll mess with the bat-signal and make it say things like "Suck it, Gordon."

6. Okay, the whole "When Gordon turns around, Batman is already gone" thing was fine the first 6 million times. But seriously, what kind of *****ebag can't even say "See ya later, bro." Oh, I get it. You're dark and mysterious. Oooooo.

7. He always tells me I have a "Village People" mustache. Mustaches are very masculine, dammit!!!!

8. Batman's a dick. Frank Miller, the Joker, and Lucius Fox all say so.

9. If he says "I believe in Harvey Dent and we should give him another chance" ONE more time, I swear I'm going to shoot his winged ass. Yeah, Bats, why don't we give him one more shot? Maybe this time he'll stay sane for 3 months instead of 2 before he starts killing people again!

10. He gets to hang around with Batgirl. Man, if I had 5 minutes with that red-headed hottie, do you think I'd be fighting crime? Hmmm... haven't seen her in a while. Wonder what she's been up to.
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Bravo.
 
i decided to do another " 10 reasons the joker hates batman " list :


1. ) i've said this more than one time. he's rich . you see, he gets all the chicks, all the money , all the cool gadgets and ****,etc. you know where I get MY money from ? the ****ing gotham city bank. :cmad:

2.) he's got a cool suit ( except in "batman and robin" of course) while i have to look like faggymcfagfag.

3.) he killed captain clown.....:csad:

4.) batman's a dick. frank miller , me , superman , jim gordon , That-Guy, and lucius fox all say so.

5.) my hatred of batman caused titan101 to make this crappy list.

6.) why can't robin JUST STAY DEAD ???!!!!!:cmad:

7.) same as no. 5

8.) i STILL keep getting the " brokeback" jokes after they casted heath ledger as me while christian bale as batman actually gets respect.:csad: just let it die ....

9.) jason todd thinks it's funny to throw a knife in my shoulder and steal my previous alias.:cmad: piece of ****....

10.) ... overall he's an *******....
 
Top Ten Things Robin ( Dick, Jason, and Tim) Hates About Batman

10. My name never comes first, EVER.

9. Who let's 12 year olds fight guys with guns?

8. Great job protecting me from the Joker

7. Never lets me drive

6. Makes me sit in the sidecar of the Batcycle. I might as well ride on the back behind him. It would be less gay.

5. The Robin's Nest in Bludhaven only had dial-up

4. My parents died and all I wanted was a hug, not a god damned career in crime fighting, Do you have any idea how psychologically damaging it is for a 12 year old to have to jump off of rooftops and dress up in tights in a cave with some guy I don't even know???

3. He let a girl be Robin for a while. As if my reputation wasn't bad enough already.

2. No Christmas celebrated in Wayne Manor until that whole "mission" thing is finished.

1. He stole Joker's baloons.
 
This Thread is dumb. its beyond dumb its ******ed.
 
That-Guy said:
10 Things Superman Hates About Batman


1. He was the best man at my wedding, so of course, he was in charge of holding onto the ring. So when I ask him to hand it to me at the altar, he thought it would be really funny to hand me his kryptonite ring instead!

2. All of you stupid fanboys think he can kick my ass. Yeah, right. I could knock him off the continent if I was mean enough.

3. He's never had to humiliate himself by facing off with dorks like the Nuclear Man and Richard Pryor.

4. We tried to do a "wife swap" with Lois and Selina... but they both just went with Bruce!!!

5. He always taunts me, saying things like "My secret underground fortress can beat up your secret underground fortress!"

6. His kid sidekick, Robin, likes to give Jimmy Olsen wedgies.

7. World's greatest detective my ass. He couldn't figure out my identity until I told him.

8. Batman's a dick. Because I say so. And I'm SUPERMAN, DAMMIT!!!

9. He thinks its funny to sing Our Lady Peace's "Superman's Dead" everytime it's JLA Karaoke Night.

10. They didn't give him a ******ed son in any of his movies (unless you count Chris O'Donnell).
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LOL!! That Chris O'Donnell bit got me in a fit!
 
"New York Matinee called it a.... playful, but mysterious little dish."
 
Ten Reasons Two-Face Hates Batman:

1. Apparently, it's only OK for ONE person in Gotham to have a split personality. @$$hole.

2. Yeah, you thought I was going to do something special for 2 because I'm Two-Face, didn't you?

3. I have to find everything I like at Bed, Bath & Beyond in its opposite color.

4. Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with crimes related to the number 2? Again and again and again? Yeah, and I can't repeat myself, either. Figure that out.

5. Didn't beat Sal Maroni's @ss when he dumped acid in my face. And he wonders why I'm evil.

6. Always considered his "number two villain" after Joker. Oh, good pun, Bats.

7. Keep putting my scarred coin in the vending machines. Dammit.

8. Plastic surgeons keep getting my hopes up with their damn with doctor medicine.

9. Did you read Arkham Asylum? I f_ckin' wet myself because I used cards instead of the coin. WTF??

10. People STILL ask me, "weren't you black in the first one?"
 
Redwoods Wolf said:
Ten Reasons Two-Face Hates Batman:

1. Apparently, it's only OK for ONE person in Gotham to have a split personality. @$$hole.

2. Yeah, you thought I was going to do something special for 2 because I'm Two-Face, didn't you?

3. I have to find everything I like at Bed, Bath & Beyond in its opposite color.

4. Do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with crimes related to the number 2? Again and again and again? Yeah, and I can't repeat myself, either. Figure that out.

5. Didn't beat Sal Maroni's @ss when he dumped acid in my face. And he wonders why I'm evil.

6. Always considered his "number two villain" after Joker. Oh, good pun, Bats.

7. Keep putting my scarred coin in the vending machines. Dammit.

8. Plastic surgeons keep getting my hopes up with their damn with doctor medicine.

9. Did you read Arkham Asylum? I f_ckin' wet myself because I used cards instead of the coin. WTF??

10. People STILL ask me, "weren't you black in the first one?"
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Hahaha!! that's great. :up:
 
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