101 Things To Do At Wal-Mart

[Prognosticator]

43. Put a 'Do Not Walk Wet sign' in front of the toy aisles. Watch kids reactions.



I tried...

this one's my favorite so far! you could put up a sign and watch my reaction... I'd either get mad or look around and go over there anyway.

 

[Kyalesyin]

37. Ride around the store on a mountain bike picking random things off the shelves and throwing them at people
36. Repeat 37 with a ride-on lawnmower

 

[Immortalfire]

35. Tell them you want slaves in China for Christmas, just like they have.

 

[Halcohol]

34. Kick in the door and scream "THE FEDS ARE COMING!!!"

 

[Kyalesyin]

33. Puncture all the juice cartons with a pin and run away

 

[Halcohol]

@ enterthemadness

Why thank you, I live to serve.

@ Kaz

36. <--- LOL

 

[enterthemadness]

32. Start a mass water gun fight.

31. Throw one of them bouncy balls over the toy aisle. Run away if you know you hit someone (actually according to a kid in PE II he did this)

 

[Prognosticator]

These are AWEFUL!

You guys are little hooligans.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

30. Bring a micro phone and sing really bad for hours.

 

[Kyalesyin]

29. Cut little circles out of the front of all the women's shirts in the clothing section. Watch the white trash girls come running.

 

[Halcohol]

29. Two words: PARTY BOY!!!

 

[enterthemadness]

These are AWEFUL!

You guys are little hooligans.

WRONG! We are funny little hooligans.

 

[Immortalfire]

28. In the magazines, sneak up behind the boy "reading" Maxim, and mumble Santa Claus is watchin you.

 

[Prognosticator]

29. Cut little circles out of the front of all the women's shirts in the clothing section. Watch the white trash girls come running.

Classic Wal-Mart moment right there.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

27. Egg all the movies.

 

[enterthemadness]

26. Moonwalk while throwing water ballons at random people.

 

[Kyalesyin]

25. Grease the floors

 

[enterthemadness]

24. After greasing the floors, moonwalk while throwing yellow snowballs at people. so wrong.

 

[Gotendbz-2]

24. Throw Cat food all over the greasy floor.

 

[Halcohol]

25. Grease the floors

up:

 

[Kyalesyin]

up:

I couldn't resist.

22. Play roller hockey down the isles. If you don't have a puck/ball use a small child. The hich families won't miss it for a while.

 

[Halcohol]

21. Go door-to-door to the Winnebagos in the parking lot. Try to sell them their parking space.

 

[Kyalesyin]

20. Light every candle you can find

 

[Halcohol]

19. Repeatedly "put out" every barbeque in the store with a fire extinguisher. Then move onto people.

 

[Immortalfire]

18. Go to the snack bar, and yell out for all customers "You folks hear about those strange lumps in the nacho cheese?"