Chaseter Asks:
Speed Racer.
Michael Cera.
Pineapple Express or women
Women.
Have you ever took a massive dump, turned around and looked at it, and was proud of it?
Holy ****, aahhahahaahha.
God no.
Have you been drunk? If so, did you throw up afterwards?
I've been drunk, but I haven't thrown up. Note: I haven't drank any alcohol in a long ass time, it's not as much fun as smoking weed.
I don't.
Have you watched Oldboy yet? You know it is due this weekend mister.
I'm downloading it now.
Who would you rather rather save in a Good Son sort of situation: Me or Emille Hirsch?
I'd save you.
Are you going to go watch the large crap that is Dragon Ball?
Most likely not. If I do, it'll be just to laugh at how bad it is, like old zombie flicks.
Did you know that Darth, PWN3R, Drummer, and I played CoD and Halo last night and we had an epic time without you?
You all missed me, there's no way there wasn't a mention of the infamous Dreamburger.
Have you ever pee'd in a movie theatre sink?
I've witnessed someone doing so, but no I haven't.
What is the most expensive thing you have stolen?
An MP3 Player, but I didn't want it.
Have you ever eaten at Taco Bell and then destroyed a toilet?
I've eaten at Taco Bell, but I've only had soft tacos there.
Have you ever bought throwing stars and then practiced with them on neighborhood birds?
No, there's no birds here in Canada, just polar bears and sled dogs.
Have you ever hidden inside a dumpster after covering yourself in trash and then scaring your elderly neighbors when they dump their garbage in by screaming and proclaiming that you are the garbage monster and that you are here to eat their souls?
Ahahaha, wtfff. No chaseter, no.
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I LOVE YOU CHASETER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH.