Rowsdower, I want a new addition of "THIS GUY" tonight. Make it happen

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Agreed. Philip and Blaine are both great candidates.
Haha, didn't you guys see my latest edition of THIS GUY yesterday? With special appearances by Collinsworth and Wilcots?
Okay, here ya go.
THIS GUY... lemme tell ya about this guy Blaine Gabbert. Ummm... yeah. Geez, this is a tough one even for me.
Ummmm... Jaws, you got anything?
Heh.
Okay look, I know the kid is raw, but he's young. He looks the same this week as he did early on in the season. He's been sacked on every Jacksonville drive and he has an affinity for hitting his receivers in the knees. But I see some upside here. I mean, just look at this kid's draft class. He was drafted in the same class as stars like Cam Newton and Andy Dalton. Hell, he was even drafted before Dalton so that means he just might be better. But ya gotta get someone who can mold him. Someone like... well, ya know, someone like the offensive coordinator in Cincy... his name escapes me right now... but yeah, that guy. He molded Dalton into a Pro-Bowl quarterback.
That's what they've gotta do! They need to bring in someone like that OC in Cincy. I guarantee that had they not had such a BRILLIANT mind up there working with the Red Rider BB Gun, that kid would be an average quarterback at best. But when you have a GENIUS as your OC, there's no end to where you can go. So, you know, since Del Rio is gone anyway, I say you bring in someone like, you know, that guy in Cincy, make him your head coach, give him unlimited power, throw him about $25 million guaranteed, and let him transform Gabbert into a winner!