2015 NFL Thread: More of Matt Moore!

[Kaleb]

You would want Coleman over Abdullah or ajyai?

Ajai's stock is on the rise and and from what Ive heard the Chargers are very high on him (had dinner with him on weds night) I expect his stock will continue to climb the closer we get to draft day, it wouldn't surprise me at all if he is the 2nd rb selected

 

[Warhammer]

San Fran will be dominant next season. You know why? Because of Jim Tomsula. Everyone doubts this guy but he will be the coach that SF fans have longed for.

4.9 Reasons why Jim Tomsula will Be a Great Coach

1. He already has a dominant defense in place. Sure, they just lost Chris Borland and Patrick Willis. But NaVorro Bowman says they will dominate every day of the week and maybe they will if he's not still injured and they can find two more starting linebackers by the fall! It's on Instagram so it must be true! Plus, Mangenius.

2. Tomsula almost rhymes with "Don Shula." In the NFL, we put a lot of emphasis on coaches who are somehow related to other legendary (or sometimes even mildly competent) coaches. But not enough attention is paid to coaches whose names sound similar to other great coaches. That means something. At least, I'm sure Peter King thinks he thinks so.

3. Jim Tomsula has a winning record as a head coach. Sure, it was a 6-4 record for the Rhein Fire of the NFL Europe, but... glass half full people! And besides, Reign of Fire was kind of a cool movie in the last 15 minutes.

4. Jim Tomsula is not Jim Harbaugh. Seriously, thank God I don't have to watch that lunatic manchild on the sidelines anymore. I'm glad that when my team plays the Niners, I don't have to worry about the two constants of the Jim Harbaugh era: freaking out over calls on the field and winning.

4.9. Reggie Bush. Seriously you guys, DID YOU SEE HOW HE PLAYED IN COLLEGE?

49ers fans b****ing and moaning should read this. I find their lack of faith disturbing.

 

[W/ Great Power]

San Fran will be dominant next season. You know why? Because of Jim Tomsula. Everyone doubts this guy but he will be the coach that SF fans have longed for.

4.9 Reasons why Jim Tomsula will Be a Great Coach

1. He already has a dominant defense in place. Sure, they just lost Chris Borland and Patrick Willis. But NaVorro Bowman says they will dominate every day of the week and maybe they will if he's not still injured and they can find two more starting linebackers by the fall! It's on Instagram so it must be true! Plus, Mangenius.

2. Tomsula almost rhymes with "Don Shula." In the NFL, we put a lot of emphasis on coaches who are somehow related to other legendary (or sometimes even mildly competent) coaches. But not enough attention is paid to coaches whose names sound similar to other great coaches. That means something. At least, I'm sure Peter King thinks he thinks so.

3. Jim Tomsula has a winning record as a head coach. Sure, it was a 6-4 record for the Rhein Fire of the NFL Europe, but... glass half full people! And besides, Reign of Fire was kind of a cool movie in the last 15 minutes.

4. Jim Tomsula is not Jim Harbaugh. Seriously, thank God I don't have to watch that lunatic manchild on the sidelines anymore. I'm glad that when my team plays the Niners, I don't have to worry about the two constants of the Jim Harbaugh era: freaking out over calls on the field and winning.

4.9. Reggie Bush. Seriously you guys, DID YOU SEE HOW HE PLAYED IN COLLEGE?

Don't know how I missed this hilarious post.

I would be interested to see what you could come up with for my team

 

[Warhammer]

Don't tempt Rows. He'll make you cry.

 

[W/ Great Power]

Don't tempt Rows. He'll make you cry.

It's okay, it wouldn't be the first time.

 

[Immortalfire]

Matt Moore re-signing with the Dolphins. REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hell yeah!

 

[Rowsdower!]

Don't know how I missed this hilarious post.

I would be interested to see what you could come up with for my team

Hahaha, I might just have to do that. The Redskins make it so easy.

 

[Themanofbat]

49ers fans b****ing and moaning should read this. I find their lack of faith disturbing.

Hahaha... and this coming from a Steelers fan... arguably the whiniest fans in the NFL... lol

 

[W/ Great Power]

Hahaha, I might just have to do that. The Redskins make it so easy.

Just wait.

I'm positive you could come up with something right this minute, but surely you'll have more to work with by training camp

 

[Boom]

Rowsdower should do his own series of Gruden Grinders for each team. Like how Deadspin has their "Why Your Team Sucks" series.

 

[Warhammer]

I am surprised that Rows doesn't have his stuff published on a column somewhere. Dead ass serious.

 

[Warhammer]

Hahaha... and this coming from a Steelers fan... arguably the whiniest fans in the NFL... lol

This Steeler fan doesn't whine too much.

 

[Kaleb]

One of the Baltimore Ravens Just Published an Insanely Complex Study in a Math Journal

John Urschel, an offensive lineman for the Baltimore Ravens, recently co-authored a paper in the Journal of Computational Mathematics. It is titled "A Cascadic Multigrid Algorithm for Computing the Fiedler Vector of Graph Laplacians" and apparently includes "a cascadic multigrid algorithm for fast computation of the Fiedler vector of a graph Laplacian, namely, the eigenvector corresponding to the second smallest eigenvalue." I understand close to none of the words in that sentence, which comes from the paper's abstract. I probably never will. The rest of the study is similarly accessible. See some highlights below:

 

[The Incredible Hulk]

Matt Moore re-signing with the Dolphins. REJOICE!!!!!!!!!!!!

someone needs to make one of those video montages set to "I'm Coming Home"

 

[Rowsdower!]

Just wait.

I'm positive you could come up with something right this minute, but surely you'll have more to work with by training camp

Rowsdower should do his own series of Gruden Grinders for each team. Like how Deadspin has their "Why Your Team Sucks" series.

I am surprised that Rows doesn't have his stuff published on a column somewhere. Dead ass serious.

Thanks, guys. I appreciate it! I keep meaning to create a website for all of this stuff but I'd probably have to write these types of things up every day for people to really pay attention to it, and I'm not sure I'm funny enough to come up with regular material like that. Maybe though. If I do ever put something together like that, I'll let you know.

I'm thinking about doing a whole series of "Why ____ Will Totally Dominate This Year" for all 32 NFL teams, like I did with the Niners there. It would sort of be the antithesis of "Why Your Team Sucks" but really, it wouldn't be, haha.

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Ha! Charlotte Jones (Jerry Jones' daughter) is on the NFL Disciplinary Committee and she's standing up for Greg Hardy.



Shocker.

 

[Rowsdower!]

Ha! Charlotte Jones (Jerry Jones' daughter) is on the NFL Disciplinary Committee and she's standing up for Greg Hardy.



Shocker.

Hahaha! Yeah, that's not a conflict of interest.

 

[Immortalfire]

Irony can be pretty ironic.

 

[Rowsdower!]

So apparently Darren Sharper's sentences are being combined so that he serves less than a decade in prison for raping women in multiple states, just because they didn't want to go through the hassle of trying him multiple times. Seriously, WTF?

http://kissingsuzykolber.uproxx.com...l-be-out-of-prison-in-less-than-a-decade.html

 

[Immortalfire]

Justice.

 

[Dr. Evil]

The 2017 Pro Bowl could be in.....Brazil?

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/nfl-brazil-2017-pro-bowl-032315

 

[W/ Great Power]

I think it's clear: Gruden wants to trade Griffin, but like Shanahan, he's being forced to give him another year.

If anyone has any doubts about that, the starting QB for Week 1 will be their answer.

 

[Immortalfire]

The 2017 Pro Bowl could be in.....Brazil?

http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/nfl-brazil-2017-pro-bowl-032315

Why???

 

[DoomsdayApex]

Why???

I can see it now...

Gronk acquires super AIDs, Brady gets kidnapped, Manning ends up running a sex/drug trafficking operation, Ray Rice takes up Women's MMA, Brees gets cheap plastic surgery, Watt is proclaimed warlord of Brazil, etc etc etc...

 

[Hush]

Please, Brady hasn't participated in a Probowl in like 7 years.