21st December 2012

[JJJ's Ulcer]

If anyone seriously thinks the world's ending, why are you wasting your precious last hours posting on the Hype? You should be all "Hookers and cocaine! Hookers and cocaine!!"

 

[Zanham]

I'm extremely confused....

You should be, the entire mass of humanity is going to be confused. That's why I said, the best thing to do on the night of the 21st/22nd is get drunk and pass out. As for the 21st/22nd night - we're all coming unscrewed then.

The human consciousness as a whole is going to be filled with extreme fear if something major does happen or extreme self doubt if nothing happens. That can't be good.

Who knows, if you get drunk enough and pass out you might sleep through the entire apocalypse.

 

[Breogan]

I'm extremely confused....

Trust no one, do not climb the pyramid, and definatlly don't listen to anything the chihuahua and plumed serpent say.
Tequila , remember tequi....

 

[grout]

If anyone seriously thinks the world's ending, why are you wasting your precious last hours posting on the Hype? You should be all "Hookers and cocaine! Hookers and cocaine!!"

I was going for the "boats and hoes"

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

You should be, the entire mass of humanity is going to be confused. That's why I said, the best thing to do on the night of the 21st/22nd is get drunk and pass out. As for the 21st/22nd night - we're all coming unscrewed then.

The human consciousness as a whole is going to be filled with extreme fear if something major does happen or extreme self doubt if nothing happens. That can't be good.

Who knows, if you get drunk enough and pass out you might sleep through the entire apocalypse.

You're trolling, right?

 

[Zatanna]

You should be, the entire mass of humanity is going to be confused. That's why I said, the best thing to do on the night of the 21st/22nd is get drunk and pass out. As for the 21st/22nd night - we're all coming unscrewed then.

The human consciousness as a whole is going to be filled with extreme fear if something major does happen or extreme self doubt if nothing happens. That can't be good.

Who knows, if you get drunk enough and pass out you might sleep through the entire apocalypse.

 

[grout]

You should be, the entire mass of humanity is going to be confused. That's why I said, the best thing to do on the night of the 21st/22nd is get drunk and pass out. As for the 21st/22nd night - we're all coming unscrewed then.

The human consciousness as a whole is going to be filled with extreme fear if something major does happen or extreme self doubt if nothing happens. That can't be good.

Who knows, if you get drunk enough and pass out you might sleep through the entire apocalypse.

I would hate to pass out only to wake up to an ancient Mayan peeing on my face.

 

[Zanham]

I was going for the "boats and hoes"

That's not happening. It's the end-of days man, don't you read the bible? Revelations(Chapters 17-19) - the great ****e and her fornicating, lecherous ways are dead.

You're trolling, right?

No.

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Just so anyone knows - God or Devil is quite pissed at me now, probably for posting this here. Wind just blew the address marker off the house and that only happens like - never ever. Maybe it's because I live on Wormwood Street.

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

No.

Okay then.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Wait, so what you're saying is that a half-man, half cheetah is going to come out of a floodgate and destroy us?

 

[Kane52630]

Wait, so what you're saying is that a half-man, half cheetah is going to come out of a floodgate and destroy us?

Nah, Robotic laser dolphins and Manbearpigs.

 

[Zanham]

Wait, so what you're saying is that a half-man, half cheetah is going to come out of a floodgate and destroy us?

Well, I may be incorrect on the detailed specifics but an entire army of manimals is likely ready to go.

All you really need to fear is HUMAN/ANIMAL crossbreeds, humanimals or animans - both variations probably exist.

 

[The Apocalypse]

Well, I may be incorrect on the specifics but an entire army of manimals is likely ready to go.

Sorta like the Morlocks from 'The Time Machine'?

 

[grout]

Yup,,Release the Kraken

 

[TheIrishAvenger]

Well, I may be incorrect on the detailed specifics but an entire army of manimals is likely ready to go.

All you really need to fear is HUMAN/ANIMAL crossbreeds.

...

Yeah, okay, why not...

 

[Breogan]

Some of you have the wrong apocalypse, if stuff like this isn't flying by your window already, you're doing it wrong.

 

[Zanham]

Sorta like the Morlocks from 'The Time Machine'?

Could be... except the past and future will both be being brought to the present rather than the present having to go to the past or future. It's the convenience of time travel that is our undoing. DOH!

...

Yeah, okay, why not...

The manimal army had to be created because it can be created. Know thy enemy.

 

[grout]

Some of you have the wrong apocalypse, if stuff like this isn't flying buy your window already, you're doing it wrong.

Geeze, She can end my world anytime. I would be all over that gangnam style.

 

[Zatanna]

Yup,,Release the Kraken

 

[Fading]

Whoa, something weird is going on. It's slowly getting darker. My God!!! Oh...that's just the sun setting because it's getting later in the....whew, nevermind that. Embarrassing...

Joking aside, today seems like it might be the first day of snow in Indiana, and I still like winter time. So looks like today's a good day for me. In your face ppl who believe in Mayan predictions that the Mayan's didn't really make.

 

[Zanham]

whoa, something weird is going on. It's slowly getting darker. My god!!! Oh...that's just the sun setting because it's getting later in the....whew, nevermind that. Embarrassing...

Joking aside, today seems like it might be the first day of snow in indiana, and i still like winter time. So looks like today's a good day for me. In your face ppl who believe in mayan predictions that the mayan's didn't really make.

noooo!!! You fool!!!!

Snow is a bad thing!!!!

 

[Fading]

Hey, hey now. Pretty sure the Hype doesn't allow tentacle hentai on.....Oh, that's a Kraken, and a ship. Carry on.

 

[Zanham]

http://news.yahoo.com/chinas-airing-v-vendetta-stuns-viewers-062649111.html

Watch out now, China's spooked, largest population on the planet.

 

[jmc]

Alright, it's the 21st here, so far so good. A little overcast but I'm somewhat doubtful that means much.

 

[grout]

I don't always drink to a Mayan Apocalypse, but when I do, I prefer Dos Equis (XX).

-Stay thirsty my friends