3 schools go in lockdown after a Batman sighting

[Morg]

Three AZ. Schools Put On Lockdown After Batman Sighting

SCOTTSDALE, AZ. (AP) -- To an Arizona middle school, Batman!

Three schools in the north Phoenix suburb of Cave Creek were on lockdown for about 45 minutes this morning. That after a student at Desert Arroyo Middle School reported seeing a person dressed as Batman run across campus, jump a fence and disappear into the desert.

Police combed the desert around the middle school. A nearby elementary school and high school also were on lockdown as officers sought the caped crusader.

The result - no Batman.

Says a police spokesman: ``It's just one of those interesting little stories that we looked into but we couldn't find anyone.

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The result - no Batman.


of course not, he was trained by a ninja

 

[SoulManX]

 

[MaskedManJRK]

...Holy s**t, I heard about some schools in my area being locked down, but I didn't hear anything about Batman.

I wish it was one of my schools.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

I can just imagine...


Police Officer: So what did you see kid?

Kid: Well Officer, I saw...BATMAN!

Police Officer: You pulling my leg or something...Batman? I mean...you're wasting valuable donut eating/police time.

Kid: Are you dense..are you ******ed or something...it was the GODDAMN BATMAN!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

The Joker must have been the math teacher at one of the schools.

 

[The Amazing Lee]

It could have just been someone from Fathers for Justice.

 

[bulok]

Batman is an urban myth

 

[Mee]

School children are a supersticious and cowardly lot.

 

[Selene]

There probably very nervous considering all the recent school shootings.

 

[Halcohol]

Suddenly the whole city ground to a halt... police and firefighters blocked off all major streets to protect the public from... themselves.

 

[Ben Urich]

lol, that's awesome.

At least it wasn't Dr. Light.

 

[Selene]

OR V for Vendetta now THAT would be creepy.

 

[Kebab gud]

OR V for Vendetta now THAT would be creepy.

noo it whould bee more creepy if it had been Dr.Light .. after all .. V is a good dude.. Dr Light is a rappist

 

[Halcohol]

Besides, Dr. Light almost wiped Boston off the map. Evil genius.

 

[terry78]

"Bobby, did you just say you saw Batman?"

"Yes, I did. He asked me if I wanted to be his boy wonder....I said, I'd love to help you fight crime. He said, I don't fight crime."

 

[chamber-music]

I had a friend in primary school who's name was james batman and he used to come to school in a batman mask with a cape.

 

[jaguarr]

I had a friend in primary school who's name was james batman and he used to come to school in a batman mask with a cape.

Haha! Can you imagine him as an adult?

Him: "Hi. I'm Batman.".
Other person:
Him: No, I really am.
Other person:
Him: Why don't you believe me? Here's my business card.
Other person:


jag

 

[hippie_hunter]

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The result - no Batman.


of course not, he was trained by a ninja

Don't forget that he is the night

 

[Mee]

Haha! Can you imagine him as an adult?

Him: "Hi. I'm Batman.".
Other person:
Him: No, I really am.
Other person:
Him: Why don't you believe me? Here's my business card.
Other person:


jag

Heh, if he was your boss, you'd have to call him Mr.Batman.

 

[Halcohol]

Heh, if he was your boss, you'd have to call him Mr.Batman.

LOL

"Hello, everybody! Can I have your attention? Allow me to introduce your new supervisor, Mr. James B-"
"You can just call me Jim."

 

[JStorm]

The schools woldn't of shut down had the guy been dressed as Superman.

 

[The Spawn]

Wow....a middle schooler claimed he saw Batman...a middle schooler...

 

[ang_hulk]

for **** sake the kid was lieing....

 

[SWAT]

It was probably just Black Phanter.... they look so much alike!

 

[Halcohol]

Who the hell sees Batman running away and has the impulsive reaction of "HIDE THE CHILDREN!"?