3 schools go in lockdown after a Batman sighting

[The Lizard]

Who the hell sees Batman running away and has the impulsive reaction of "HIDE THE CHILDREN!"?

Well.....

 

[Caliber]

The Joker must have been the math teacher at one of the schools.

Scarecrow could have been the psychology teacher and Bane the pe coach.

 

[The Spawn]

Imagine having Bane for your Phys Ed teacher...

 

[Darthphere]

"He's flying on rooftops!"

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

My friend has a doctor & he's named Mr.Spider-Man. Says everything in his office is Spidey..Damn, I wanna go see that.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

Well.....

I :heart: that movie. & I :heart: your avvy. So pretty.

 

[enterthemadness]

"Bobby, did you just say you saw Batman?"

"Yes, I did. He asked me if I wanted to be his boy wonder....I said, I'd love to help you fight crime. He said, I don't fight crime."

lol!

That...is my new sig.

 

[The Spawn]

Get the whole quote dammit.

 

[chamber-music]

Who the hell sees Batman running away and has the impulsive reaction of "HIDE THE CHILDREN!"?

People who saw the Batman And Robin FILM t:

 

[Jerry]

"I don't wanna talk anymore about the ghosts and goblins of Arizona."

 

[Immortalfire]

He clearly knows how to use prep-time.

 

[Ben Urich]

Scarecrow could have been the psychology teacher and Bane the pe coach.

WELCOME TO PHYSICAL EDUCATION CLASS. I'M COACH BANE. WE WILL BEGIN TODAY BY PERFORMING THE CLEAN-AND-JERK. THEN, WE SHALL RUN THREE MILES WITH DUMBBELLS STRAPPED TO OUR BACKS. FINALLY, WE SHALL...

coach bane?

YES?

we're only in first grade.

 

[tupelohoney]

coach bane, you scare me.

 

[DV8]

LOLZZ!! I wish I was Batman

 

[PhotoJones]

maybe it was this girl's brother.

 

[Manic]

maybe it was this girl's brother.

I'm a-scared.

 

[Sam Fisher]

That's so funny. Maybe he was trying to recruite a new Robin who would actually wear pants

 

[Kevin Roegele]

Imagine if you were at school and the Child Catcher turned up...

Actually, he wouldn't last long with today's kids, would he? Before the kids even knew who he was he'd be stabbed and shot.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I dont know what to say to this.

 

[J. J. Jameson]

"OMIGOSH!!! BATMAN!!!"

"Red Alert!!! Lockdown!! I repeat, LOCKDOWN NOW!"

Yeah...the kid saw Batman.
And I'm Black Widow.

 

[Warhammer]

...that goddamn Batman...

 

[C.F. Kane]

The Dark Knight Returns To His Old Elementary School To See If That Teacher He Hated Was Still Dicking Around There After All These Years

 

[Roughneck]

Why is this cause for a Lockdown?

 

[The Shredder]

...that goddamn Batman...

t:

 

[Warhammer]

Ha