A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[Colossal Spoons]

So, I'm standing around in my organic chem lab tonight, talking to a few guys about the gym. They're interested in starting so I was given 'em some pointers. I was talking about how I try to eat 3000 calories a day and this chick invades the conversation and says "Oh, so that's why you're so fat." When I said "What!?", she responded with "Only a little bit". I would have been more upset if this freshman girl wasn't a perfect pear shape......and maybe if I were fat.

The nerve of chubby people these days.

 

[AndThePickles]

Next time poke her in the belly. Or call me and I'll come shear her back fat off.

 

[Crooklyn]

Well do you have rock-hard abs? Because I doubt she would've said that seriously if she saw a nice stomache or something.

 

[Mister J]

And you didn't call her a rhino or a blimb or Fatty Boombalatty?

Not even a quip like "I thought you people were supposed to be jolly"? or promising her a Snickers bar if she acted nicely?

For shame, Spoons. For shame.

 

[Helghast]

I'd have been all, "Yo fatso, I'd say it takes one to know one, but I'm not fat and you are, so that would make me stupid and I'm not so... SNAP!"

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I try to eat 3000 calories a day

Lard-Ass!

To gauge it against jag, how many BOWEL movements a day? :concerned:

 

[Edd Extraordinaire]

I s**t 4 times a day.

 

[Sloth7d]

You should have put a bottle on her stomach and see if it tipped over.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Well do you have rock-hard abs? Because I doubt she would've said that seriously if she saw a nice stomache or something.

My abs are def a work in progress, but she couldn't even see my stomach. Yuo kinda have to wear clothes in chem labs.

She then tried to counter her comment by saying "You have pretty big biceps though."

....don't try to butter me up, trick.

 

[Superman4ever]

So, I'm standing around in my organic chem lab tonight, talking to a few guys about the gym. They're interested in starting so I was given 'em some pointers. I was talking about how I try to eat 3000 calories a day and this chick invades the conversation and says "Oh, so that's why you're so fat." When I said "What!?", she responded with "Only a little bit". I would have been more upset if this freshman girl wasn't a perfect pear shape......and maybe if I were fat.

The nerve of chubby people these days.

I think she was kidding...she's a freshman and already in Orgo lab? Now that's something! Good for her...

 

[Helghast]

She's probably *********ing to the thought of your biceps brushing against her boobs.

 

[Sloth7d]

And stomach

 

[Colossal Spoons]

And you didn't call her a rhino or a blimb or Fatty Boombalatty?

Not even a quip like "I thought you people were supposed to be jolly"? or promising her a Snickers bar if she acted nicely?

For shame, Spoons. For shame.

I'm normally on fire when it comes to making fun of people but had I cracked a fat joke, she would have takin it to heart as she really was fat. Curse my conscience.

Lard-Ass!

To gauge it against jag, how many BOWEL movements a day? :concerned:

Every 3 days lol.

 

[Helghast]

I just thought of CS swimming in an ocean of rippling skin, lol. *OMG, A BOOB BERG!!!"

 

[Superman4ever]

She's probably *********ing to the thought of your biceps brushing against her boobs.

Her big voluptuous boobs.

Sexay!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

that Drano's great, that's great

 

[Equint77]

next time you see that fat ****.. you say.. hey you fat muther****ing *****ucking big ass ***** of a **** ****e..

why don't you go **** your mother... eat her got damn **** out and choke on her hairs... you ****ing moo cow of a ****ing woman.

 

[Mister J]

I'm normally on fire when it comes to making fun of people but had I cracked a fat joke, she would have takin it to heart as she really was fat. Curse my conscience.

Jay-Z would have totally ripped on her.

 

[Superman4ever]

next time you see that fat ****.. you say.. hey you fat muther****ing *****ucking big ass ***** of a **** ****e..

why don't you go **** your mother... eat her got damn **** out and choke on her hairs... you ****ing moo cow of a ****ing woman.

You should do this! Jay-z would...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

She's probably *********ing to the thought of your biceps brushing against her boobs.

God I hope not.

She talked about nachos the entire lab.

 

[Crooklyn]

My abs are def a work in progress, but she couldn't even see my stomach. Yuo kinda have to wear clothes in chem labs.

Wow, really? All the black guys in my classes always tried to show off by wearing those muscle shirts, or pretend to be "hot" so they'd have an excuse to lift 'em up.

You must be the type that just looks big in general. I know I always get confused when they're around, I too think they're fat.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Cryme Tyme dat hoe, Spoons!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

next time you see that fat ****.. you say.. hey you fat muther****ing *****ucking big ass ***** of a **** ****e..

why don't you go **** your mother... eat her got damn **** out and choke on her hairs... you ****ing moo cow of a ****ing woman.

That's an interesting version of the Aristocrats joke

Jay-Z would have totally ripped on her.

That fat chick had 99 problems, and they were all in her belly

 

[Superman4ever]

Wow, really? All the black guys in my classes always tried to show off by wearing those muscle shirts, or pretend to be "hot" so they'd have an excuse to lift 'em up.

You must be the type that just looks big in general. I know I always get confused when they're around, I too think they're fat.

Don't they wear the mesh sleeve-less shirts. The black one not the white cause that's the one that reflects light and makes it hard to see the definition.

 

[AndThePickles]

God I hope not.

She talked about nachos the entire lab.

Maybe she'll choke on them, or drown in nacho cheese.