A fat chick called me fat today.....and I'm nowhere near fat!

[Wilhelm-Scream]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

 

[DOG LIPS]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha

Having sex with a fat chick is like riding a moped. It's fun until it falls on you and crushes your guts out your ass.




....Sorry.

 

[AndThePickles]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

....your cousin put her tongue in your mouth?

 

[Colossal Spoons]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

Hahahaahaha

 

[AndThePickles]

Wilhelm took all my giggles away

 

[Cyrusbales]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

No offence to wilhelm here, but that little sentence is kinda freaky....I'm hoping not blood related?

 

[SoulManX]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

Hmmm Kinky

 

[Sloth7d]

.........!

 

[SoulManX]

No offence to wilhelm here, but that little sentence is kinda freaky....I'm hoping not blood related?

But come on whos not had a kissing cousin?

 

[Cyrusbales]

But come on whos not had a kissing cousin?

I'm 90% sure ur being sarcastic...i hope i'm rite...lol

 

[SoulManX]

I'm 90% sure ur being sarcastic...i hope i'm rite...lol

A lil bit of column A and lil bit of column Bt:

 

[Cyrusbales]

A lil bit of column A and lil bit of column Bt:

How hot is this cousin? Unless she's like 9/10+ and isn't a blood relation, i'm worried, webbed footed children are so hideous, then again, children are pretty vile anyway...

 

[moop501]

How absurd...a woman speaking,without being spoken to.I would've hit the fat b!tch.

"POW!!! Right in the kisser"

 

[hippy fascist]

LOL....fat chicks are funny. Hahahaha
I had this hot but really fat cousin, the horniest woman on Earth.
She poured maple syrup on her tongue and shoved it in my mouth at a party.
Hahaha
I also caught her doing some dude in MY bed at another party LOL

mmmm skin folds

it's the chocolate rapper dissapearing into her hip that get's me going :heart:

 

[Helghast]

I want to survey morbidly obese people and ask them questions. It'd be fun.

 

[moop501]

mmmm skin folds

it's the chocolate rapper dissapearing into her hip that get's me going :heart:

Wow...it's nice how they blur out her eye for us.

 

[user123456789]

So, I'm standing around in my organic chem lab tonight, talking to a few guys about the gym. They're interested in starting so I was given 'em some pointers. I was talking about how I try to eat 3000 calories a day and this chick invades the conversation and says "Oh, so that's why you're so fat." When I said "What!?", she responded with "Only a little bit". I would have been more upset if this freshman girl wasn't a perfect pear shape......and maybe if I were fat.

The nerve of chubby people these days.

Post a pic of yourself.

 

[hippy fascist]

who wouldn't shag their cousin if they looked like that...:heart: :heart:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Post a pic of yourself.

Already did in this thread. I'm not topless, so technically I could be a lard-ass from the chest down, but I'm not lol.

 

[SoulManX]

mmmm skin folds

it's the chocolate rapper dissapearing into her hip that get's me going :heart:

More to love

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Too much to love.

 

[Equint77]

you blot out her eyes... the ONLY normal part of her body?

 

[Mee]

I need mine blotted out now.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

dudes....