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A hypnotist had been hired as entertainment at a senior center and was told there was to be hundreds of seniors in the audience that night. He had thought to himself that this could be his big break if he could hypnotize the entire room.
The night at the senior center, the center was packed with hundreds of seniors, just like hed been told. He walked out on stage and introduced himself, and told the audience that he was going to attempt to hypnotize the whole room, and he also said, that he had brought a pocket watch that had been in the family for six generations to celebrate the occasion.
He asked the audience to watch his pocket watch as it swung slowly back and forth. All eyes were on his beautiful watch as it swung back and forth, back and forth, when suddenly the chain slipped from his hand and the watch hit the stage and broke into many pieces all over the stage. The hypnotist couldnt believe his eyes and blurted out "Oh Crap!"
It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
The night at the senior center, the center was packed with hundreds of seniors, just like hed been told. He walked out on stage and introduced himself, and told the audience that he was going to attempt to hypnotize the whole room, and he also said, that he had brought a pocket watch that had been in the family for six generations to celebrate the occasion.
He asked the audience to watch his pocket watch as it swung slowly back and forth. All eyes were on his beautiful watch as it swung back and forth, back and forth, when suddenly the chain slipped from his hand and the watch hit the stage and broke into many pieces all over the stage. The hypnotist couldnt believe his eyes and blurted out "Oh Crap!"
It took three weeks to clean up the senior center.
