A Study On The Beauty Of Women...

[AndThePickles]

If a woman had a 10 inch waist, her organs wouldn't be able to exist.

 

[terry78]

^I know. But that's how they drew them back in the 90's.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Barbie still has no waist

... and a hole poked through the vagina that does NOT sound good ...

 

[AndThePickles]

^I know. But that's how they drew them back in the 90's.

Hell, that's how they draw them now! lol

 

[Erzengel]

Yeah there ArchVillan is gravity.

So did Machx72 get what he wanted out of his thread?

I think like 4 people gave him info that he asked for.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Here's hoping ...

Mach?

 

[jaguarr]

There are a few things that came out of this thread, from my observation:

1) Most people regard women in a very holistic way, appreciating the beauty an d strength they carry within. That was refreshing to see and a loud and clear message to any writer that they really need to focus on creating well rounded characters that are more than just an image. It's a shame the OP seems to be more fixated on attacking and berating anyone who deviates from the input he was asking for because some very valuable information to any writer worth their salt would be paying attention to came up in this thread. *cue up MachXNeedlessNumbers to tell me that he knows what he's doing and he didn't ask for any of that input, blah, blah, blah, like a blithering, argumentative jackass*

2) Vaginal perforation is undesirable to most women and a gigantic schlong isn't something a lot of them really go for.

3) Asking for input from people on their ideas of what they look for and then trying to guide them to a very specific conclusion by attacking and berating them when they don't give you what you wanted but were completely unable to explain thoroughly enough in the first place isn't scientific or open-minded but it is a sure way for people to write you off as a single-minded jackass who has an oversimplified view of reality.



jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Physically, you want a minor imperfection to make them more "human". Good nails, but not too long unless you're going for a "clawed" fighter. Average height, unless you're going for something like She-Hulk. Good abs and calfs. Arms slightly muscular but not outrageously so.

The hardest decision is breasts and tush, and I'm the wrong gal to ask on that (in high school I was a B, after high school I was a C, now after baby I'm a D). In real life it's much easier to buy clothes that fit properly if you're a B. Anything higher and you have watch out with the blouses that button in the front - the buttons tend to pop open at inopportune times. For an "A" cup, make the tush the same size. "B" cup, make the tush half the size of the breasts. Anything higher, 1/3rd the size.

Whoa, you need to use the reciprocal of your fractions. Anything higher than a B cup and the tush should be at least 3X the size.

 

[Kyalesyin]

I gotta agree in terms of ass. Little tiny waist+big ass =

*wanders off to listen to Fat Bottomed Girls...*

 

[jaguarr]

Whoa, you need to use the reciprocal of your fractions. Anything higher than a B cup and the tush should be at least 3X the size.

Haha! It's New Math.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

It's Calculass

 

[AndThePickles]

Whoa, you need to use the reciprocal of your fractions. Anything higher than a B cup and the tush should be at least 3X the size.

Wowza.

 

[terry78]

 

[redmarvel]

So I read that last post first Red. Great description and excellent advice.

Then I read your previous post and yowzas!

t: Just trying to provide a little something for everyone.

 

[redmarvel]

Whoa, you need to use the reciprocal of your fractions. Anything higher than a B cup and the tush should be at least 3X the size.

If you look carefully at terry78's pictures, you'll notice the ladies are bending forward, therefore making their asses appear larger than they actually are. If they were to straighten up it would almost be a 1 to 1 ratio, but I think the asses would be a tad smaller than the breasts. So maybe the best solution is to draw lots of pictures where the women have to bend over

 

[jaguarr]

Coming up later, redmarvel is going to show us how to make something she calls "Slippery Ladyfingers". Can't wait to see what that's about. And now here's BRUTAL with the weather.

jag

 

[redmarvel]

Coming up later, redmarvel is going to show us how to make something she calls "Slippery Ladyfingers". Can't wait to see what that's about. And now here's BRUTAL with the weather.

jag

t: This post looks more like it belong's in MEE's news thread Lifestyle section

 

[Machx72]

There are a few things that came out of this thread, from my observation:

1) Most people regard women in a very holistic way, appreciating the beauty an d strength they carry within. That was refreshing to see and a loud and clear message to any writer that they really need to focus on creating well rounded characters that are more than just an image. It's a shame the OP seems to be more fixated on attacking and berating anyone who deviates from the input he was asking for because some very valuable information to any writer worth their salt would be paying attention to came up in this thread. *cue up MachXNeedlessNumbers to tell me that he knows what he's doing and he didn't ask for any of that input, blah, blah, blah, like a blithering, argumentative jackass*

2) Vaginal perforation is undesirable to most women and a gigantic schlong isn't something a lot of them really go for.

3) Asking for input from people on their ideas of what they look for and then trying to guide them to a very specific conclusion by attacking and berating them when they don't give you what you wanted but were completely unable to explain thoroughly enough in the first place isn't scientific or open-minded but it is a sure way for people to write you off as a single-minded jackass who has an oversimplified view of reality.



jag

Like I've said numerous times, which I don't get why you guys can't understand it by now, this is just for the way the character looks, and we've got everything else for her already.

The reason I began coming off like a complete ass is, no matter how many times I stated told you guys that what you were giving me was the complete opposite of what I needed, you all repeatedly came back and did the exact same thing again.

The other writers and I have everything else on this character that we need, and now we're looking for the appearance. Is that so damned hard to comprehend? I know people admire strength and beauty from within, but we already have that, so we didn't feel the need to ask the board about it.

I figured that the first post gave enough information for you guys to be able to understand that all we came asking for is what you all found physically admirable in a woman. Whether or not the way I'm doing it works shouldn't matter to any of you, so this entire argument shouldn't have started in the first place.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Translation: WAAAAAAGH! *throws rattle*

 

[jaguarr]

There are a few things that came out of this thread, from my observation:

1) Most people regard women in a very holistic way, appreciating the beauty an d strength they carry within. That was refreshing to see and a loud and clear message to any writer that they really need to focus on creating well rounded characters that are more than just an image. It's a shame the OP seems to be more fixated on attacking and berating anyone who deviates from the input he was asking for because some very valuable information to any writer worth their salt would be paying attention to came up in this thread. *cue up MachXNeedlessNumbers to tell me that he knows what he's doing and he didn't ask for any of that input, blah, blah, blah, like a blithering, argumentative jackass*

2) Vaginal perforation is undesirable to most women and a gigantic schlong isn't something a lot of them really go for.

3) Asking for input from people on their ideas of what they look for and then trying to guide them to a very specific conclusion by attacking and berating them when they don't give you what you wanted but were completely unable to explain thoroughly enough in the first place isn't scientific or open-minded but it is a sure way for people to write you off as a single-minded jackass who has an oversimplified view of reality.



jag

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

Not only is he lame, but perdictable too...

 

[Machx72]

Physically, you want a minor imperfection to make them more "human". Good nails, but not too long unless you're going for a "clawed" fighter. Average height, unless you're going for something like She-Hulk. Good abs and calfs. Arms slightly muscular but not outrageously so.

The hardest decision is breasts and tush, and I'm the wrong gal to ask on that (in high school I was a B, after high school I was a C, now after baby I'm a D). In real life it's much easier to buy clothes that fit properly if you're a B. Anything higher and you have watch out with the blouses that button in the front - the buttons tend to pop open at inopportune times. For an "A" cup, make the tush the same size. "B" cup, make the tush half the size of the breasts. Anything higher, 1/3rd the size.

THANK YOU, redmarvel.

This is exactly what we asked.

And jag, if you hadn't felt the need to play internet god and reply to the thread telling me how dumb my idea was and how it'd never work, don't you think I wouldn't be a jackass back toward you in the first place?

You tell me I'm the one who constantly argues, you've come berating my posts numerous times on this board, ever since the marriage thread.

Don't try to play a net-king and I won't be such a jackass. Got it? Good .

 

[jaguarr]

THANK YOU, redmarvel.

This is exactly what we asked.

And jag, if you hadn't felt the need to play internet god and reply to the thread telling me how dumb my idea was and how it'd never work, don't you think I wouldn't be a jackass back toward you in the first place?

You tell me I'm the one who constantly argues, you've come berating my posts numerous times on this board, ever since the marriage thread.

Don't try to play a net-king and I won't be such a jackass. Got it? Good .

I never said your idea was dumb and that it wouldn't work. I pointed out that you were overlooking valuable input and being an asshat to people for giving it to you. Big difference. Quit posting stupid sh1t and I won't call you out on it. Got it? Good.

jag

 

[Kyalesyin]

THANK YOU, redmarvel.

This is exactly what we asked.

And jag, if you hadn't felt the need to play internet god and reply to the thread telling me how dumb my idea was and how it'd never work, don't you think I wouldn't be a jackass back toward you in the first place?

You tell me I'm the one who constantly argues, you've come berating my posts numerous times on this board, ever since the marriage thread.

Don't try to play a net-king and I won't be such a jackass. Got it? Good .

Translation: I'm telling mom on you!

 

[Machx72]

Jag, how about you keep your "matter of fact" comments to yourself, and I think both of us might be a little more happy.

Got it this time? Good .