About time someone's trying to get money outta me!

[JewishHobbit]

So I FINALLY got one of these things in my spam email box! I was starting to think that those wealthy foreigners didn't find me worthy enough to scam!

Greetings From:Madam Mendoza Cardenas

Dear One,

I am Madam Mendoza Cardenas, a native of Philippine nationality. I would Like
to have a long lasting and confidant business relationship with you if
possible entrusting my partner life time fortune into your possession.
As now I am broken hearted and needs someone to trust, without remembering
my past and forsaken experiences from close confidants and family.
I need someone who would take me for whom I am and as a life time partner.

Well, from your profile I believe in me that you ought to be a very honest
person. I would like to give you a brief description of my life.
I am the Secretary of senator Antonio Fuentes Trillanes, who was arrested and
since detained by the government forces on the 29th day of November 2007.
You may wish to update yourself with more information of my Boss official
pictures and news about my partner here:
(http://www.worldpress.org/Asia/3007.cfm).

But not quite long, I was also arrested along with my Boss, now I have
been released. All I want from you is to assist me make claims of some funds, he did
deposited Abroad, the Amount being deposited is
much about 6.2 million USD.

All I want from you is honesty and sincerity, as soon as this money is
claimed by you, I will advise you on how to wire some money to me
to enable me pay off the chief justice for his demand in getting my
partner out of prison. And then fly over to meet you.
I wait your reply for more details.
Sincerely yours,

Madam Mendoza Cardenas

 

[King of Kings]

I get emails from the "African Lottery", shame it's a scam, I could do with the money.

 

[SuperFerret]

But it'd be African money.

 

[terry78]

You're a jewish hobbit, they didn't want to risk it.

 

[Majic Walrus]

These guys are getting more and more creative.

 

[The Guard]

I don't know what's sadder. That they think people will fall for this stuff...

or that people fall for this stuff.

 

[Erzengel]

You shouldn't trust Nigerians, JH. Filipinos though? I'd give it a shot.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Hey JewHob, can I have some money?

 

[SuBe]

I wish I had a life time partner I never meet on the other side of the world.

 

[JewishHobbit]

Yeah, I'm not sure my wife will go for the whole 'lifetime partner from around the world' thing. Of course, if they sent money in advance...