Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[kane9321]

wow

 

[Captain Planet!]

How did that 8 year old kid even know what to do? Seriously?

 

[Immortalfire]

Chantelle gave birth to Maisie on Monday night after a five-hour labour at Eastbourne Hospital, East Sussex.

Last night she told The Sun: “I’m tired after the birth. I was nervous after going into labour but otherwise I was quite excited.”

.... “I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.” .....
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The story continues and there's pics of the kids with the baby. http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2233878.ece

She's insane.

And this boy is a total victim, she has robbed him of everything...above all else, a childhood. He is screwed for all time.

 

[Shemtov]

How did that 8 year old kid even know what to do? Seriously?

He's 13 and she taught him.

 

[Captain Planet!]

He's 13 and she taught him.

No way is this kid really 13. He's either 7-10 years old and they're hiding it, or he has some physical problems.

 

[Shemtov]

No way is this kid really 13. He's either 7-10 years old and they're hiding it, or he has some physical problems.

But how would one be a father at 7-10? its physiclly impossible.
Any she taught him what to do.

 

[Majin Boo]

Story:

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK...Year-Old_Boy_From_Eastbourne_Becomes_A_Father

 

[Shemtov]

alraedy have a thread:
http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=319539

 

[SLVRSR4]

Someone is going to make a comment about him being premature and it was me.

 

[bgates87]

I was going to ask if they were sure that kid was the father, but after seeing the picture of the Baby I can definitely see that she has her father's face.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Maybe...

Or maybe not.

 

[Kieser1]

How did that 8 year old kid even know what to do? Seriously?

1.) He was 12-years-old when he had sex, not 8.
2.) I knew exactly what to do when I was his age. I learned about sex when I was in 5th grade. So it's really not that much of a shocker. I mean hell, I would have screwed a girl when I was in 3rd grade if I had the chance and I knew what to do back thenlol.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

She's insane.

And this boy is a total victim, she has robbed him of everything...above all else, a childhood. He is screwed for all time.

Yeah, cause the girl is gonna have a rich and full life now that she's a mother. Should probably have just put the kid up for adoption.

 

[Captain Planet!]

1.) He was 12-years-old when he had sex, not 8.

Fair enough. Must be something in the water over there.

2.) I knew exactly what to do when I was his age. I learned about sex when I was in 5th grade. So it's really not that much of a shocker. I mean hell, I woulda screwed a girl in 3rd grade if I had the chance and I knew what to do lol.

I knew what to do when I was 12 too, but

.... “I will talk to him again and it will be the birds and the bees talk. Some may say it’s too late but he needs to understand so there is not another baby.” .....

Also, you're a perv. And I don't call people out for being pervs very often.

 

[Kieser1]

Fair enough. Must be something in the water over there.



Also, you're a perv. And I don't call people out for being pervs very often.

Ahh, that came out totaly wrong lmao. Let me re-phrase what I ment.

2.) I knew exactly what to do when I was his age. I learned about sex when I was in 5th grade. So it's really not that much of a shocker. I mean hell, I woulda screwed a girl when I was in 3rd grade if I had the chance and I knew what to do lol.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Ahh, that came out totaly wrong lmao. Let me re-phrase what I ment.

It was funnier the first time.

 

[Kieser1]

It was funnier the first time.

hahaha, I don't want people reading that the wrong way.

Pervert no? Ladies man since birth? Aw hellz yeah.

 

[Raiden]

I think the boy will be tired of the new baby like his old Playstation games before long. He looks like baby's big brother who probably still wet his bed from time to time, for goodness sake.

 

[Captain Planet!]

Little Alfie there must be one smooth talking jive-ass mother****er to score with that hottie.

 

[Nell2ThaIzzay]

Isn't The Sun a British tabloid that's no more accurate than the National Enquirer?

Sorry, there's no way that kid is 13. I'm not buying the story. Sounds like a typical tabloid story to get jobless fat women's attention when they are buying ding dongs and ho ho's at the grocery store.

(I sure could go for some ding dongs and ho hos right now).

 

[Captain Planet!]

And to think that all these I've been calling them "Hoe Hoes".

 

[Immortalfire]

Isn't The Sun a British tabloid that's no more accurate than the National Enquirer?

Sorry, there's no way that kid is 13. I'm not buying the story. Sounds like a typical tabloid story to get jobless fat women's attention when they are buying ding dongs and ho ho's at the grocery store.

(I sure could go for some ding dongs and ho hos right now).

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

They are both minors....

I know they are hence why i said 'If'

 

[Shemtov]

Isn't The Sun a British tabloid that's no more accurate than the National Enquirer?

Thats what i was thinking! isnt there a brit on the hype who can tell us about the accuricy of The Sun

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Isn't The Sun a British tabloid that's no more accurate than the National Enquirer?

Sorry, there's no way that kid is 13. I'm not buying the story. Sounds like a typical tabloid story to get jobless fat women's attention when they are buying ding dongs and ho ho's at the grocery store.

(I sure could go for some ding dongs and ho hos right now).

It is yeah but still more accurate than the NE. Some of the story may be twisted to make is more shocking but i dont doubt that boy is the father.