Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[Lord Valumart]

Still, they're saying it happened on the first try.

were they actually trying though?

 

[Majic Walrus]

I don't know how that kid did it. That is one ugly girl. Maybe if she had a bag over head, then I could see how the kid did it, but really...

When you're 13 and you look like you're 8 women aren't exactly queuing up to bone you.

 

[SurfDUI]

Ugh Gross,
That'll teach me to wander in strange threads.

Damn is there any sunlight where these fools live.

 

[I Am The Knight]

Nasty. Poor kid. She is HIDEOUS.

 

[SuperFerret]

were they actually trying though?

When the words "“I thought it would be good to have a baby" are uttered, I'd say that they were indeed trying.

 

[Lord Valumart]

When the words "“I thought it would be good to have a baby" are uttered, I'd say that they were indeed trying.

i thought that came after they found out that shrek there was up the duff

 

[Eggyman]

Ugh Gross,
That'll teach me to wander in strange threads.

Damn is there any sunlight where these fools live.

They're in the UK, so no, not much sunlight.

 

[black_dust]

Yeah in the Uk we are less likely to look ugly and have skin cancer by the time we hit 40

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I don't know how that kid did it. That is one ugly girl. Maybe if she had a bag over head, then I could see how the kid did it, but really...

AKA The Marlon Wayans Scary Movie 2 method.

 

[Shemtov]

I don't know how that kid did it. That is one ugly girl. Maybe if she had a bag over head, then I could see how the kid did it, but really...

When you're in that stage of puberty youre so horny you're atacted to any female.

 

[terry78]

Ugh Gross,
That'll teach me to wander in strange threads.

Damn is there any sunlight where these fools live.

Remember that Married with Children ep. where they had to go to Lower Uncton?

 

[Marx]

I think is just wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong!

 

[Jennifer Walters]

This poor poor six year old boy.

 

[Shemtov]

so how often to you think it happens that boys under 13 lose there virginity these days outside sexual abuse?

 

[Captain Planet!]

Yeah in the Uk we are less likely to look ugly and have skin cancer by the time we hit 40

Yeah, because you're already ugly way before you hit 40.

 

[imdaly]

When I was 13 I was still watching Transformers and GI Joe on the tele. I never entertained thoughts of having children.

Though, to be fair, you still watch Transformers and G.I. Joe.



So am I the only one here who finds it hilarious whenever sick, sick stories are posted here and the most talked-about part of the story is always how hot or hideous the girl is?



Did anyone watch the video?

Q: "What will you do financially?"
A: "What's 'financially'?"
Q: "What will you do for money?"
A: "I don't know."

 

[Sawyer]

Yeah in the Uk we are less likely to look ugly and have skin cancer by the time we hit 40

Well, uhh...did you look at the chick he knocked up?

Jesus, kid, if you're gonna cash in your v-card at 12, you might wanna aim a little higher. I'm not saying you need a supermodel, but you might want to aim for "cute", at least. Epic fail for life, man.

 

[Shemtov]

Well, uhh...did you look at the chick he knocked up?

Jesus, kid, if you're gonna cash in your v-card at 12, you might wanna aim a little higher. I'm not saying you need a supermodel, but you might want to aim for "cute", at least. Epic fail for life, man.

As i said, when your at that point of puberty you have a very small perception of "hotness". if its female, its atractive.

 

[Sawyer]

As i said, when your at that point of puberty you have a very small perception of "hotness". if its female, its atractive.

Then I must've been a picky little bastard at that age, because I would've said the same thing then as I am saying now: She fugly.

 

[StrainedEyes]

AKA The Marlon Wayans Scary Movie 2 method.

I would've gone with the Nip/Tuck method, but same point.

 

[chaseter]

Damn...keep this up and he might be in the first ever 8 generations photo.

 

[Joker]

It was Boromir who said that

...They've got a cave troll...

There

 

[union_jak]

It turns out the girl is what the British would affectionately call a major slag. Two other teenage boys have stepped forward claiming they are the father.

 

[Brick]

And why on earth would they do that?

 

[RKO]

Somebody get Maury to the UK ASAP!