Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[Business Time]

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:facepalm

 

[SLVRSR4]

That little ****.

She's like the local candy store...everyone gets a sample of the sticky.

The stickiest of the icky

 

[Shemtov]

Tyler Barker — the 14-year-old who claims Maisie is his — said: It was routine for boys to stay over with Chantelle in her bed. But I only slept with her the once.

with that Ogre? Dont gimme that crap. Only a horny 12 year old would sleep with her.

I didn’t even know Chantelle was on the Pill.

When I found out I was furious with our family doctor that he had not told me.

but it didnt work..........

Alfie, who looks only eight and was just 12 when Chantelle told him she was pregnant, insisted about the claims: Other stupid boys are lying.

so he talks like a baby too. He must be retarted or something because i wsant that stupid when i was his age.
Then again, I wasnt sleeping with Ogres either.

 

[Sawyer]

This story continues to disturb me. It really just grosses me out.

 

[BestGirl]

I can't believe Alfie is upset about other guys stepping up claiming to be the baby's dad. Doesn't he realize this could be his ticket out of paying child support for the next 18 years?

 

[Sawyer]

I can't believe Alfie is upset about other guys stepping up claiming to be the baby's dad. Doesn't he realize this could be his ticket out of paying child support for the next 18 years?

This kid, I'll tell ya.... failing out of control!

 

[CelticPredator]

I smell a Lifetime movie....

 

[Majin Boo]

I bet alfie is Hunged like a Mofo!

 

[Majic Walrus]

I can't believe Alfie is upset about other guys stepping up claiming to be the baby's dad. Doesn't he realize this could be his ticket out of paying child support for the next 18 years?

And go back to being a normal kid?

 

[union_jak]

Some of the newspapers are being investigated as it is apparently prohibited to pay minors or their parents for stories regarding their welfare.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2009/feb/16/pcc-alfie-patten-father-sun-people

 

[BestGirl]

And go back to being a normal kid?

If he was sleeping with her I doubt his life was normal to begin with.

 

[SuperFerret]

Hahahaha... he lost his childhood...

 

[Firm18]

This situation is ******ed.
When I was 12/13 I would ask my mum can I go over to my friends over for the night so we can play videogames, have pillow fights and etc. and then only realise how gay it was, but I mean you are 12 and you become a pimp?

Lulz.

 

[squeekness]

Hahahaha... he lost his childhood...

On the other hand, when his kid grows up and moves out, he'll still be young enough to enjoy it.

 

[The Lizard]

I hope for Alfie's sake that he and Chantelle don't get into any fights about this situation, because she obviously outweighs him by about 50 pounds.

 

[Majic Walrus]

On the other hand, when his kid grows up and moves out, he'll still be young enough to enjoy it.

They'll probably go to the same college.

At the same time.

 

[CashforStash]

I can bet they are going to be like best friends when they grow up, this reminds me of JAWS for a weird reason too....

 

[Majic Walrus]

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/2009/02/19/Young_Brit_dad_story_may_be_a_hoax/UPI-42711235025531/

What is this ********?????

 

[SuperFerret]

I can bet they are going to be like best friends when they grow up, this reminds me of JAWS for a weird reason too....

It stopped being funny a while ago.

 

[DeGenerate10]

And go back to being a normal kid?

There's no going back now. The ogre's changed things...forever

 

[November Rain]

It's become clear that the news just like any other industry isn't about reporting the truth but about making money.

they don't make money off our sales of the paper, they make it off the advertising pages they produce and they just require us for good circulation of those adverts.

Sell a juicy story, insure decent circulation, get more premium prices for your adverts.

it has nothing to do with uncovery the truth of justice or informing people.

Goooooooooooooo Capitalism

 

[DeGenerate10]

I found out that my neighbor's grandson, who is 15, is having a baby and the mother is 12 years old. So it's the reverse of this situation

 

[Shemtov]

I found out that my neighbor's grandson, who is 15, is having a baby and the mother is 12 years old. So it's the reverse of this situation

But thats.... rape.

 

[Sawyer]

Seriously, everytime I look at the thread title, I read it as "Alfie Patten: Dead at 13"

Really not much of a difference...

 

[CashforStash]

This thread is still alive?