Alfie Patten: Dad At 13

[bgates87]

Seriously, everytime I look at the thread title, I read it as "Alfie Patten: Dead at 13"

Really not much of a difference...

I do that too!

 

[Johnny Drama]

This reminds of of this guy Tom I knew in the 8th grade, He got 2 chicks pregnant, man, thats two ****ing chicks! He was like, the coolest kid at school!

 

[Comicfilmer]

Seriously, everytime I look at the thread title, I read it as "Alfie Patten: Dead at 13"

lol...Me too.

 

[Matt]

I thought the title said "Dead at 13..." and thought, "Holy ****, the kid who had a kid is dead now?"

 

[Metamorpho1977]

I thought the title said "Dead at 13..." and thought, "Holy ****, the kid who had a kid is dead now?"

He might as well be.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

The British boy alleged to have become a dad at age 12 is not the baby's father, a British newspaper reports.

Alfie Patten was believed to be Britain's youngest father after his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman, gave birth to baby girl Maisie. But then many other boys claimed they also slept with the mother, who had previously said that Alfie was the only boy she had slept with. As a result, Alfie took a DNA test, which indicated that he's not the father.

The Mirror reports:

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie.

He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.

Before he took the test, he said: "I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up."

His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: "It had not even crossed Alfie's mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He's absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?&entry_id=37526

 

[union_jak]

Not gonna say "I told you so" but there was no way he was the father, and she does look like the type of girl who's easy/slaggish.

 

[Immortalfire]

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie.

He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.

His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: "It had not even crossed Alfie's mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He's absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

:facepalm

A 12 year old should not be part of a conversation like this.

 

[Raiden]

The British boy alleged to have become a dad at age 12 is not the baby's father, a British newspaper reports.

Alfie Patten was believed to be Britain's youngest father after his 15-year-old girlfriend, Chantelle Steadman, gave birth to baby girl Maisie. But then many other boys claimed they also slept with the mother, who had previously said that Alfie was the only boy she had slept with. As a result, Alfie took a DNA test, which indicated that he's not the father.

The Mirror reports:

The result will be a blow to Alfie who was "devastated" by the boys' claims and "adored" Maisie.

He was convinced he was the dad after a single night of unprotected sex with Chantelle.

Before he took the test, he said: "I didn't know about DNA tests before but mum explained it's when they do a swab in your mouth and it tells if you're the dad. So if I have it, they can all shut up."

His mum Nicole, 43, added at the time: "It had not even crossed Alfie's mind whether Chantelle had not been faithful to him. He's absolutely devastated that these lads say they slept with her."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/sfmoms/detail?&entry_id=37526

So his 15-year-old girlfriend was already sleeping around, and at her age? Alfie shouldn't be angry or sad; he should be relieved because it means he will still have the opportunity to do the things he wanted to do, like school, career, and girlfriend.

 

[the_ultimate_evil]

so can we all say money making scam that went wrong

 

[union_jak]

so can we all say money making scam that went wrong

They legally weren't allowed to accept money for the story either, the newspapers who paid them are being investigated now.

 

[Marx]

:facepalm

A 12 year old should not be part of a conversation like this.

I agree.

 

[Alex The Great]

This is good, this means a 12 year old didn't get action before me.

But he should be happy for this. Now he can have a normal childhood. scarred, but normal.

 

[Marx]

This is good, this means a 12 year old didn't get action before me.

But he should be happy for this. Now he can have a normal childhood. scarred, but normal.

Actually, he did. It was said that this was his first sexual experience. (However, he did not father the baby.)

 

[union_jak]

lol I think they could have brought this story to a quick halt if he knew what sex was and didn't do it. He might've got it up, put it in, and did nothing with it. The girl-thing, meanwhile, probably offered her services to many desperate teens (probably in exchange for a can of cider and a fiver).

 

[Immortalfire]

Actually, he did. It was said that this was his first sexual experience. (However, he did not father the baby.)

Mr. Thigh-Face is probably the daddy.

 

[Erzengel]

 

[Warhammer]

Alfie Patten may not realize this now, but he might appreciate this in the future. Other than making headlines around the world, the positive thing is that his life is not in the gutter anymore. He is not bound by a kid or anything like that. As for the mother, she is a filthy, ****ty piece of s***. She'll probably never find the father. Fifteen years old and already doing it with more than one boy. That's a damn shame.

 

[DV8]

his little sperm just couldn't beat out all the other older kid sperm that his ****eish GF had swimming through her promiscuous fallopian tubes

 

[Shemtov]

lol I think they could have brought this story to a quick halt if he knew what sex was and didn't do it. He might've got it up, put it in, and did nothing with it. The girl-thing, meanwhile, probably offered her services to many desperate teens (probably in exchange for a can of cider and a fiver).

For some reason, I find that hilarious.

 

[CashforStash]

Yay, this is awesome news!!!

 

[Ghostvirus]

Alfie learned a valuable lesson at such a young age. Beware of a ****e who tries the old keep a homie baby trick.

 

[Johnny Drama]

I lol'd

 

[Sawyer]

lawl. Class Act.

 

[Warhammer]