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All-You-Can-Eat Fish Joint Picketed For 'False Advertising:' Bill Wisth Is 'An Idiot

Guy goes to an "all you can eat for 5.00" joint. He goes in, eats about a plate, then returns to the buffet area. The owner says he has to pay another 5.00. The guy says, "but your sign says all you can eat for 5.00." "Yeah," said the owner, "and that is ALL you can eat for 5.00."


Wocka wocka.
 
The owner comes across as the loser and D-Bag in the article more so than Big Bill.
 
The owner comes off like a cheapskate & this is just bad publicity for his restaurant.
 
"Come see Bottomless Pete! Nature's cruelest mistake!"

"He's hideous!"

"I heard they shaved a gorilla."

Seriously, anything that this closely mirrors the Simpsons has to be fake, like that Polish dentist article a few weeks back.
 
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Yeah gotta say if it isn'tr "All you Can Eat" then it isn't. Doesn't matter how big you are and such, it shouldn't be advertised as that. That's like a buffet telling you "no" after one plate.
 
The owner comes across as the loser and D-Bag in the article more so than Big Bill.

I dunno....Big Bill sounds like an entitlement asshat, and a disgusting fat puke at that. Still, the restaurant owner gave him plenty of publicity and let the media and general public portray him as the victim.

Proper strategy would've been just to let the fat bastard continue to eat all he wanted, then watch him choke to death on his own cholesterol.
 
Hagen, who bought the restaurant from its namesake 12 years ago, said Wisth is routinely stingy when it comes to paying his bills at the restaurant but Hagen said Chuck's Place was always welcoming of Wisth despite his eating 15 to 20 pieces of Alaskan cod and sometimes stuffing sausage in his pants.


Class-y.
 
Yeah gotta say if it isn'tr "All you Can Eat" then it isn't. Doesn't matter how big you are and such, it shouldn't be advertised as that. That's like a buffet telling you "no" after one plate.
The owner seemed to infer that Bill wasn't paying his bills, though.
 
Yeah gotta say if it isn'tr "All you Can Eat" then it isn't. Doesn't matter how big you are and such, it shouldn't be advertised as that. That's like a buffet telling you "no" after one plate.
The owner seemed to infer that Bill wasn't paying his bills, though.
 
Hagen, who bought the restaurant from its namesake 12 years ago, said Wisth is routinely stingy when it comes to paying his bills at the restaurant but Hagen said Chuck's Place was always welcoming of Wisth despite his eating 15 to 20 pieces of Alaskan cod and sometimes stuffing sausage in his pants.


Class-y.

:lmao: That post just made my day.
 
"And what happened when you couldn't find another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant?"

"We just went home"

"May I remind you, you're under oath"

"We went fishing"
 
"And what happened when you couldn't find another all-you-can-eat seafood restaurant?"

"We just went home"

"May I remind you, you're under oath"

"We went fishing"
Your signature is actually pretty good. :o
 

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