Am I the next Hitler?

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Events in the last day are starting to point this way......

1) My friend had this dream that I ruled a mountain and kept my *****es in check, and to top it off, I go to Heaven. Though the convo is weird, confusing and badly typed, read through it if you dare.

******: and so maybe u will end up being thta person in my dream
Liquidninja12: so basically, ive started the domino that will eventually lead to my death
Liquidninja12: and its good?
******: well.....it is a happy ending......u do finally find Jesus......just a lot of death, destruction, ruling by fear, blood......and if i hadn't the will and the power of God, u would haev killed me, taken over the world, and sent it into darkness
Liquidninja12: sounds like a ****ing good life
******: but u did did Jesus...thoug hu almsot hasd me wondering myself
Liquidninja12: i get to kill and plunder
Liquidninja12: and then go to heaven
******: it is strange, yes
Liquidninja12: howd i rule the world
******: though, u do go thru immense pain...before u finally go to Jesus, though, since u ahve cut so many tiems.......u would prolly not ebe qutie as afflicted......maybe thta is y it took so friggin much to bring u down to accept Jesus
Liquidninja12: goddamn
Liquidninja12: i dig it
******: u didn't rule hte world. u ruled htis mountian community. u had a big military, and u were harsh, but so many people loved u. u were ruling htem by deception, they thoguth u were good, but u werehorrible. my commandos and i stormed ur bases, and exposed ur tyranny, and i called u out. u went on the run, adn i chased u, untill our showdown
Liquidninja12: i guess i won
Liquidninja12: I probly took him over too
******: but u did go thru a lto of pain...enough that u cried out to Jesus to heal u, which was prolyl good, because if u wouldn't have died, i finally had hte upper hand, thigns woudl ahve got realybad for both of us
******: though, i do find it odd that when i told Kat htis and she said maybe it was prophetic, that man i immediately thought would be u. and a reaosn much like wut has happened. and htsi was way back whe nu and sarah were on top of the world

2) I guess in a later conversation, me breaking up with my girlfriend of 2 years set off this chain of events..... oddly enough, I broke up with her shortly before my friend and I had that discussion.

3) My mom and dad came back from Italy and gave me a Saddam Hussein hat....

Oh snap!! :eek:

*Im just kidding, I just wanted to share the weird ass convos I have with my Christian friends.*
 
No the next hitler is Holly.

Shes already far more meanier than he ever was.:o
 
Not Hitler. Maybe the next Julia Roberts, but not the next Hitler.
 
SuperFerret said:
Not Hitler. Maybe the next Julia Roberts, but not the next Hitler.

I'm all about getting it on with Richard Gere.
 
Part Cindy Crawford
 
J Alba's Lover said:
See what i mean?

Angry.

Well you do have a point. I would thoroughly enjoy lining up everyone you love and shooting them dead, regardless of their religion.
 
SuperFerret said:
Now I want some Frankenberry. :(


And there's no milk in the house.

I've been craving Fruit Loops for like a year but I keep forgetting.
 
Holly Goodhead said:
Well you do have a point. I would thoroughly enjoy lining up everyone you love and shooting them dead, regardless of their religion.
Well that be a short list then.

I think the list of guys you gangbanged was longer.
 
When I moved out of my parent's house last month Froot Loops were what I ate for a week.
 
No, none of you losers on here even resemble Hitler in anyway, especially the creator of this thread and this Holly loser.

To be like Hitler you would need: courage, bravado, charism, intelligence, strength, and empathy!

Something none of you nerds and lonely losers have!:o
 
Mr.Census said:
No, none of you losers on here even resemble Hitler in anyway, especially the creator of this thread and this Holly loser.

To be like Hitler you would need: courage, bravado, charism, intelligence, strength, and empathy!

Something none of you nerds and lonely losers have!:o

Hitler was a shriveled little troll, how was he charismatic?
 
Heh, I can't believe you just questioned Hitler's charisma and not his empathy. :p

I think a lot of Hitler's charisma came from his rhetorical skills and preferences for the operatic.
I agree with you he was a shrivelled little troll though.
 
MrScissorhands said:
Heh, I can't believe you just questioned Hitler's charisma and not his empathy. :p

I think a lot of Hitler's charisma came from his rhetorical skills and preferences for the operatic.
I agree with you he was a shrivelled little troll though.

It's more fun to be unpredictable.
 

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