Animals Are Not Ours To Wear

cryptic name said:
i've done it before, but if i had to go through all that every time, i would probably eat less meat because i'm very lazy.
This reminds me of a thing some Seventh Day adventists believe.

They believe that you can tell what God intended us to eat by the way it's "packaged".

For instance, an apple, a carrot? You just grab it and eat it. But they say nuts are good for us, but only in moderation. That's why they come in shells, 'cause if you have to shell each nut, you're probably going to eat fewer of them than if you buy a jar of pre-shelled ones where you can just dip your hand in and get another.

So the blood, struggling, screaming, guts full of toxic poo, tendons, fat and necessity of cooking would qualify food animals as "Intentionally Awkwardly Packaged Foods".

Though, it would be pretty easy to slap yourself under a cow and simply suck at it's teats, yet they don't believe in drinking milk. *shryg*
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Though, it would be pretty easy to slap yourself under a cow and simply suck at it's teats,

I'm no Tom Greene.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
This reminds me of a thing some Seventh Day adventists believe.

They believe that you can tell what God intended us to eat by the way it's "packaged".

For instance, an apple, a carrot? You just grab it and eat it. But they say nuts are good for us, but only in moderation. That's why they come in shells, 'cause if you have to shell each nut, you're probably going to eat fewer of them than if you buy a jar of pre-shelled ones where you can just dip your hand in and get another.

So the blood, struggling, screaming, guts full of toxic poo, tendons, fat and necessity of cooking would qualify food animals as "Intentionally Awkwardly Packaged Foods".

Though, it would be pretty easy to slap yourself under a cow and simply suck at it's teats, yet they don't believe in drinking milk. *shryg*

that's a good point.

i have a feeling that doing that to a cow would only complicate my life in more ways than one.
 
Wilhelm-Scream said:
Yes. I knew Tom Green. Tom Green was my friend. You sir, are no Tom Green.
Dang....that makes me happy!!
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cryptic name said:
that's a good point.

i have a feeling that doing that to a cow would only complicate my life in more ways than one.
No kidding - especially if you bought her a couple of drinks first. And you just know that if it ends badly, she's gonna go tellin' all her cud-chewing cow friends how you just couldn't perform.
 
Darthphere said:
That never gets old.
It brings a smile to this world weary old curmudgeon too.:)
 
AnimeJune said:
No kidding - especially if you bought her a couple of drinks first. And you just know that if it ends badly, she's gonna go tellin' all her cud-chewing cow friends how you just couldn't perform.

tell me about it. heartless b***h :(
 
sassycat said:
That poor seal :(

I wonder what series of squeals and clicks in the Orca language constitutes saying "Heyyyyybattabattabatta....suuhhhwweeennnnnggggbatttahhhhhhh!"

jag
 
Sasquatch said:
DOn't orcas know we don't kill baby seals!

I don't think they really care what we do as long as we leave them the hell alone and let them have their Orca Sealball games. I hear in the 7th inning stretch the crowd bounces a seal around, sort of like humans do with those big beachballs in the stadiums.

jag
 
jaguarr said:
I wonder what series of squeals and clicks in the Orca language constitutes saying "Heyyyyybattabattabatta....suuhhhwweeennnnnggggbatttahhhhhhh!"

jag
Or what would be translated as: "Hey! Y'know what's funny? If we'd stayed at school we'd be in gym by now."

And "Bueller......Bueller...."
 
The ignorance of people will never cease to amaze me. It's all fun and games, until you have a heart attack. :up:
 
Holly Goodhead said:
The ignorance of people will never cease to amaze me. It's all fun and games, until you have a heart attack. :up:
only idiots get heart attacks.. there are ways to eat animal meat and live a healthy life. Just eat things that will lower your cholesterol and other stuff....

I think it's your ignorance that never ceases to amaze me.... But yer blond so I understand

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C. Lee said:
Dang....that makes me happy!!
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Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault

They won't take you to the vet
You're obviously not their favorite pet
You may not be a bed of roses
And you're no friend to those with noses

Smelly cat, smelly cat
What are they feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault
 
Corinthian™ said:
only idiots get heart attacks.. there are ways to eat animal meat and live a healthy life. Just eat things that will lower your cholesterol and other stuff....

I think it's your ignorance that never ceases to amaze me.... But yer blond so I understand

PorkChops.jpg

Youre the expert.
 
Corinthian™ said:
uhm... meat is not bad... lots o' meat is bad...

Depends on the kind of meat, too. Fish, for example, is an excellent source of Omega fatty acids, which are proven to help keep cholesterol and blood pressure regulated. They're also an excellent source of protein. It's about eating balanced, in the end. Humans are omnivores and meant to eat a wide variety of things to maintain optimal health. Meat is one of those things.

jag
 
Honey Vibe said:
Venice, are you Kravenous?
Whoever you are, I, for one, understand your sentiments. I'm not a vegitarian, but I've seen animals slaughtered and I"m seriously considering becoming one.


I'm one, have been one for a few years now.:) :up:
 

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