Brodie The Wise
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Hahah, Holly gets mad when people make fun of animals.
boyscouT said:I want a kitty that never ages and never grows. they are so cute
I don't click on other people's links, I could get a disease.Outsiderzedge said:
he love you long timeHolly Goodhead said:i want Kipobe to impregnant me so i can abort the baby and send it in a jar to his house.
LOL! I JUST GOT THAT JOKE AFTER READING IT 4 TIMESboyscouT said:I want a kitty that never ages and never grows. they are so cute
They are already invented. Lets say someone knocks the head in of alittle kitty, then they stuff it. Wa-LA!Holly Goodhead said:me too! invent it now. because i said so.![]()
king_of_thehill said:Animals taste good and they make me warm, but they cant do that when they're alive. they provide me sustenance and warmth, if its there in front of me, im gonna take it. what are we supposed to do with the animals anyway? if we let them all live, they would overpopulate and destroy the atmosphere, exactly what youre trying to STOP
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At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet.
Billy Bandit said:You're nto allowed to have an intelligent discussion wher you reference the matrix:
They're not too good for use on the farm.....you'll get a lot of cow doo doo on your toes.Holly Goodhead said:this really has nothing to do with the topic but i cant decide if i like/or hate these shoes. what do all you animal killers think..? yay or nay.