Anubis' "How would you do it?" Thread.

not bad.

now stop drinking any schnapps thats under 80 proof (peppermint and blackhouse).
 
say what you want man, but peach schnapps rulz.

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oh and I in no way am endorsing underage drinking. Listen up fellas. Friends don't let friends drive drunk. Even if they are only drinking Peach Schnapps.
 
peach schnapps is excellent for 13 year old girls who want to defy their parents.

80 proof. Rum, Vodka, Whiskey.

Try the Captain out.

You and the Captain, Make it happen ;)
 
Cap'n Morgan, that takes me back. Reminds me of the time I sold my pubes for booze money.
 
roach said:
i posted in a whole nother thread how I'd do The End and it pretty much killed everyone off and Had Magneto pick up the torch.


What thread was it?
 
Hmm... I was gonna compliment Anubis on the sweet idea for a Pym mini-series spinning out of Disassembled but this thread has apparently degraded into drunken shenanigans...
 
Here it is.....The X-Men are attacked all over the world by foes recent and old in random order. Xavier is killed and the mental backlash has Rachel, Emma and Betsy in a coma with every other telepath in the world. The X-men old and new return to HQ to figure out what's going on when they are attacked by several hundred Sentinals. The team fight for their lives until Wolverine is killed...his skin is blasted off his bones. Everyone else dies save for Cyclops, Beast, Polaris and Nightcrawler.....The sentinals are dealt with.....all of a sudden the Shiar beam in and tell the X-Men that their real foe is the Dark Phoenix.....The Xmen race to Jean's grave and find it untouched. Jean is still in her grave.....
"I thought you said Dark Phoenix????" Cyke says.
"There is more than one phoenix on this planet." The shiar says.
The Xmen race back to the mansion to see Rachel in her Dark Phoenix garb slay Emma and Betsy...
Kurt appeals to her heart and Rachel pauses for the briefest of moments
...the shiar battle ship blasts the mansion to atoms killing all inside including Rachel.

Months pass and mutant and human relations do not improve. Sensing this and the need for someone to buffer humans and mutants Magneto decides to reform a new team of X-men...they are......
Magneto
Scarlet Witch
Quick Silver
Blob
Cecilya Reyes
Sunspot
Silver Samurai
 
Not bad, Mags taking up Xaviers cause. The Shiar shows up. Rachel goes all Dark Pheonix on us. And Wolvie getting whacked. I'd buy that.
 
how about this.....a being of immense power comes to earth and tells the world governments it has the answer to the mutant problem. A rogue planet is moving toward the earth and this is where the mutants can go.The planet is a paradise and offers a lot of freedom to mutanats.The government allows it and mutants begin shipping over to the planet.Of course Xavier thinks this is a bad idea because humanity and mutantkind needs each other. However no one listens to him..in fact a few X-men seek to go to the planet. Xavier finally goes to the planet and sees the paradise for himself.Xavier lets his guard down and gets taken out. Magneto, being the suspicious person he is, doesnt like the idea of shipping mutants anywhere(it reminds him of WW2) especially since he isnt a part of it.Once the Xmen touch down on the planet looking for Xavier they discover the truth.It is no planet.It is Krakoa..the villian from Giant-size X-men No.1. The combined might of the Xmen and Magneto destroy Krakoa once and for all.
 
I like this one. Reminds me of a sci-fi thing I saw on HBO a while ago were aliens came to earth and asked to trade a effeicent reuseable fuel, and cures for various diseases in exchange for all the Black people on earth. It was weird and funny and Goerge Clinton was in it. Nice one roach. :up:
 
Gonna check back in and do one for Ultiamte War. That shoulda been a whole lot better.
 
Okay, Beak should have been a whole lot more, he is so X-Men material for the twenty first century. I see him getting the special class into a realy team. his trade-mark of course being the base-ball bat.
 
AD: First I'll Make the villain Loki second I'll have all the AVENGERS fight him not just Doc Strange and also I won't kill Hawkeye
 
If I could redo Jack Russel's, in "Werewolf By Night", origin I'd make it totally different. Instead of being descended from a man who was cursed so many centuries ago I'd make it so that his family is a family of natural born werewolves.

They were always pretty well-to-do even in the old country (I'd figure out some place I want them to originate, maybe the British Isles). They'd previously spent a great amount of time in wolf form, until the Burning Times when werewolf hysteria was at an all time high. With that they went into hiding, trying to pose as average human beings in order to avoid execution or the pain of being caught and forced to betray their own kind. They maintained this for years, teaching every generation about their culture and history to remind them of why it's important to always remain hidden. They were taught to never go too far without their skins (I'll explain this later). Eventually most of the elders died out, leaving the last few generations without a true appreciation for their history. Jack Russel's great-grandfather, often tried to educate his children and grandchildren of their heritage, but none of them took him seriously anymore. That was until Jack came along and soaked in everything his great-grandfather taught him. One during a trip to America Jack's brief case was stolen, which held the wolf skin essential for transformation. This caused Jack to mentally break down in the middle of the streets of (insert city, not New York) and eventually be taken away. The story would start with people trying to "rehabilitate" him as no one believes in werewolves, especially not in the way he tells it.

Instead of changing like the traditional werewolves in the media, I'd have them change like the Selkies of the Celtic Mythology. So what that means is that they'd shed their wolf skin in order to go into human form. They can do so whenever they choose. With that comes an uncanny attachment between the wolf skin and it's owner. That would also be explored.

They had something like that in one particular issue of Sandman from "Fables and Reflections". But it wasn't a big deal. Or maybe it was "A Game of You". Either way, that is loosely based on Neil Gaiman's werewolf story in Sandman.
 
:up:, Now I see why you made that Warewolf by night thread asking weather anybody would be pissed if they revamped him. That is a very cool idea. Of course, I don't know much of anything about the character, but if this came out tomorrow, I would by it in a heartbeat. It's different and it's something I haven't seen done with Warewolves before. Great job.
 
Personally I'd redo Marvel 2. there is so much potential there. of course I wouldn't really make Spider-Girl a solo act. there would be Spider-Girl's big rival Tom-Cat. the twist would be that out of costume May is dating a handsome young man named Peter Thomas Hardy. this young man would be the illigetimate son of none other than Felicia Hardy, who somehow passed along her Black Cat powers to him. now that she has found him, for she had given him up for adoption at a young age, she wishes him to carry on in the way her greatest love (Spider-Man) had taught her.

also othere areas would include a new female Captain America and all the hubub it caused not just in the media but for the soldier herself at home (in my vision she has a nephew who thinks the being in the army already makes her a sell-out, but now taking the mantle of someone he thinks is a complete tool also hurts. she is closer to the nephew than anyone else in her family)

also a gold symbiote off-spring of Carnage and Venom (together) but somehow controlled by a young man who recently rejected the preist hood and is a former gang member, he calls himself "Redemption"

four twenty-something apprentices to Dr. Strange.
 
You have some good ideas man. I expecially like the idea to change the MC2 female Cap. She shoulda been a career soldier. Tough as nails with tons of combat expierence. (assuming they go ahead and let women fight for real some day.) She doesn't have much in terms of family, except her sister and her nephew. She should be a SHEILD special homeland defense opperative who is captured by a Rogue Cell of AIM. They perform experiments on her, changeing her physical structure, trying to create there own super soldiers. But she escapes and manages to take out the entire Cell, with the exception of one. The young Super Genious leader of the Cell. This dude becomes her arch nemisis.

With the real Cap, gone ( I havent' figured out why the real Cap wouldn't be in the picture or anything.) The U.S. Government go ahead and makes her the new Captain America.

What else, She should have different suit. Closer to Ultiamte Cap's original suit. And she should use Cap's original shield. She basically works for SHIELD and has to deal with all the different terrorist plots of the future. I'm not talking about the guys we gotta deal with now, but futuristic offshots of the Brotherhood, or Hydra, and of course her Nemisis mad scientist from AIM. Yeah, I could see that working. Might even work as a new US Agent with a few changes here and there.
 
Well my thoughts were that even Captain America (Steve Rodgers) has to eventually grow old. and since they have a way of creating other super-soldiers (isn't that what they did with U.S.Agent) they choose to comission a new Captain America, with Steve's voice in it of course. they go around looking at Marine, Soldiers, Sailors, and Air Force, but in all of it they keep getting the same name back. a captain in the U.S. Army by the name of Judkins. highly decorated and highly trained in almost every way. then they find out its Captain Melissa Judkins, a woman. a good bit of your story would work too though.

also I picture her having a large family, most of whom are very proud of her nomination, but the nephew, whom she has always been close to, starts to snub her and tells her how he feels.
 
I like that too. Cap would be something of a mentor for her. Providing her with On the Job Training. Assuming Cap does in fact get old. There are some that say he doesn't age anymore. Your way works too. Good man. :up:
 
I'm also working on the UM2 of the FF.

I'm seein' Ben as the Leader with Psi-Lord (Franklin), Lady Torch (Jonny's illigitmate daughter), Burka and Bikini (Twin girls who somehow stole the powers of Cloak and Dagger), and I'm still tryin' to think of a sixt. I want them to be the Sensational Six.
 
I had a few ideas for a MC2 FF. But I had Valaria/Mrs. Fantastic, leading the team. She doesn't have any powers but she's just as Smart as her father. I'd also have Franklin, Lyta, the daughter of Quicksilver and Crystal of the In-humans, and Val's husband, Sammy the Fish boy who I would rename Argonaut....yeah I know, Laugh if you want but I had a great idea for him and the rest of the MC2 universe as far as Mutants are concerned.
 
I can't figure the X-Men in MC2 out. I mean they mature and stop maturing at random intervals. I would either have to come up with completely new ones, or figure osmething out... I don' know. I catually like the idea of Sammy. I had plans for him growing up too, including the discovery of retractable poison spines in his fingers. and a name change to Mako.

What about my Spider-Girl idea? I was excited because I also wrote in the old Venom symbiote in what I thought was a clever way, by having him bond to May's best friend (guy) who is in love with her and jealous of Peter Hardy. so his anger and hatred feed the symbiote and make it change somewhat changing the name from Venom to Toxin... then I found out there already is a Toxin symbiote.
 
It's was a good idea. I wouldn't mind seeing Mayday hook up with Felicia's kid. And the idea of a good Symbiote, not like Venom's foray into being a hero, but a person who actually bonds with the Symbiote and does somthing good with it. I like it.
 

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