MMORPG's are so '98.
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OMG! I killed 11 rats and got the flimsy sword!
OMG! I used the flimsy sword to kill 20 giant beetles and I got the WORN sword!
OMG! I used the worn sword to kill 30 flying badgers and I got the SHARP sword.
OMG! Now I can join a group and go to the ***** Gums Caverns!
OMG! After 45 hours in ***** Gum, I finally got my whole suit of Porcelain Armor
OMG! Now we can go on a raid and kill the Spider Queen!
OMG! Everybody died 18 times because half the group are morons and the good players all had to go 'cause their wives are yelling at them to get offline!
OMG! How am I gonna get my body back?