Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader

[Apollo]

probably not, i'm stupid -_-

 

[BRUTAL]

The last one is a point of contention as it depends on how you define largest. The Kodiak is sometimes deemed the largest bear.

Average Weight of Mature Male
Polar: 900-1,500 pounds
Kodiak: 500-900 pounds

Heaviest Recorded
Polar: 2,210 pounds
Kodiak: 2,500+ pounds

Average Length of Mature Male
Polar: 8-8.4 feet
Kodiak: >7-10 feet

Yeah this question pissed me right off, I have always known the Kodiak to be the biggest, but the way they worded the question could be interpreted in different ways.

My GF and I got most of these right and I attribute that to our not having basic cable TV for about a year and a half for her and about 3 and a half for me... TV rots the brain yo...

 

[jimmy]

Out of the ones you've posted Erz, I only didn't know the President one.

Andrew Jackson was impeached?

Actually, it was Andrew Johnson.

 

[Erzengel]

Whoops. I don't even have an excuse for that one.

 

[BRUTAL]

Erz WAS my role model

 

[jimmy]

Whoops. I don't even have an excuse for that one.

Their names are confusing. It's understandable.

 

[Erzengel]

What's worse that I went a whole page before someone corrected me.

 

[jimmy]

I would have corrected you sooner, but I didn't see the thread until this morning.

 

[Morg]

The Oceans of the World encompasses how much of the planet's surface?
A) 70 Percent
B) 80 Percent
C) 90 Percent

Spoiler

A) 70 Percent

I thought it was 80.

I knew it was 70 because of a Star Trek episode t:

 

[Fanticon]

Americans tune in to see if they are really that dumb...and we are.

 

[Abaddon]

I wouldn't have known any of them...

but there are many things that i don't know...

I'll say.

 

[Kritish]

Just when I thought that FOX couldn't get any lower.

 

[vindrow]

Smarter than a 5th grader...nope, but I might give a 1st grader a run for his money.

 

[ComicChick]

ive been proud of myself so far, i've know the answers to at least half of the questions.

i got the impeachment one wrong, but after i head the answer, i remembered learning it in school. but, i dont think i learned it til middle school.

no idea on the tablespoon one either, and i didn't know the month for columbus day

and who didn't think the guy who had to say the amount of E's in Pledge of Allegiance was an idiot. foxworthy should've just let him keep counting the E in "the" even though the word wasn't part of the answer.

 

[Drakon]

The Oceans of the World encompasses how much of the planet's surface?
A) 70 Percent
B) 80 Percent
C) 90 Percent

Spoiler

A) 70 Percent

I thought it was 80.

My first instict was 70. Then I considered "My textbooks were old when I got them, and they didn't consider some of the things that have happened in the last 20 or so years, so maybe it's more?"

 

[Abaddon]

Just when I thought that FOX couldn't get any lower.

you must've missed the attempted OJ special. And of course there was Gluttonbowl. This is gnat feces in comparison.

 

[heypapajinx]

apparently not... but hey, i never claimed to be.
*pushes kid in the mud and steals his puddin pack*