ATTN Parents: Have you told your kids about Santa?

[Kritish]

I'm liking the sound of this... can we take the Triumph too? Its electric blue.

I'm sure we can do that too.t:

I just don't get why parents lie to kids, they tell them about some buck toothed bastard that gives them candy and colored eggs, they tell them about a magical fairy that replaces there lost teeth with cash.

Tsk tsk. :

 

[Kritish]

Kids that grew up without Santa are the reason we have so many mass murderers around today. Innocence was never in their lives.

Bah, because a child doesnt get told about a magical fat bastard that drops down their chimneys and gives them toys we're raising bad kids?

Do you live in rainbow alley or fluffy kitty street?:meow:

 

[cryptic name]

you'd have to be pretty pathetic to find out about santa and think, "my god, I've been lied to."
also can't understand why people can't just let their kids be kids. they only get to experiance life once, why rip a piece away from them just because their parent is a cynical f**k?

 

[thedeadite]

i think we should just tell kids that santa is a gigantic evil robot...and show them the futurama episodes to prove it.

 

[Addendum]

Do they think Santa pays their parent's bills, provides them food, takes them to a doctor, gives them a home, takes them to school, helps with homework and all that other **** that entails parenting?

If they don't connect Santa to that stuff, then why think some strange fat bastard with a weakness for milk left on the nightstand and various types of cookies fits his cottage cheese ass down the chimney (even when the family lives in an apartment complex that might not have chimneys) and leaves presents under a tree?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

kids are learning about sex by the age of 9. So if they are having sex and still believe in Santa then there is something wrong.

that in it's self is disturbing and shouldn't be

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Kids that grew up without Santa are the reason we have so many mass murderers around today. Innocence was never in their lives.

exactly.. innocence is never a bad thing, but neglect and ignorance is

 

[The Apatow Crew]

What your telling me there's no santa? Wha happen did someone shoot down his slay?

 

[Valerie_f4]

I don't know JAL. But I wondered who's looking forward to that. LOL