ATTN Parents: Have you told your kids about Santa?

[Kritish]

i'm more of a boy than a man, but thank you.

Good, I can still kidnapp you and auction you off at a NAMBLA convention.

 

[cryptic name]

Good, I can still kidnapp you and auction you off at a NAMBLA convention.

18 is a bit old for the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes, i think.

 

[Kritish]

18 is a bit old for the North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes, i think.

Bah, I'll tell 'um your twelve.

 

[terry78]

To quote God from Futurama, "if you do too much, people won't be sure you've done anything at all."

 

[cryptic name]

Bah, I'll tell 'um your twelve.

i'm probably bigger than most of 'em, i think i'll be okay.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

As a kid, my parents never told me about Santa. Actually it was a translation problem. My mom and step dad are Korean and they used to tell me that 'Grandpa' Santa was coming. So I always assumed it was my grandfather. It wasn't until I went to school and learned about Santa Claus. Even as a 5 year old I had a hard time believing that one guy delivered presents to every child in the world. And plus I never had a fire place.

Now, I'm the adult and I have a 6 year old daughter. Last year I told her that Santa wasn't real and she dealt with it pretty well. I told her that Santa was the same as Superman, Easter Bunny and Chuck E Cheese. She's smart and she kinda figured Santa was fake anyway. I told her that if she's good all year that she'll get presents, etc.

But my daughter's mother is on my ass for telling her the truth. She says I robbed her of her innocence. I don't want to lie to my kid and I think I did the right thing. Anyone agree?

(btw, I plan to tell her that God isn't real either. But not until she's older)

I may be late in the topic, but I think you made a wise choice. I myself never believed in Santa. So I was mean to the kids who did believe. Then, my 3rd grade teacher told the entire class that Santa wasn't real. I can't tell you how good I felt. Your daughter could have the same happy moment.

It's not good for kids to be lied to, and actually, I know that one of my friends told their kid that Santa wasn't real just recently. (He was ten) the poor child threw a fit (I was present at the confession from the parents) and the look on the child's face was priceless.

My friends kicked me out because I was laughing so hard... Threw me out in the damn cold. It was all worth it though.

 

[cryptic name]

your third grade teacher was a b**ch

 

[Kritish]

I may be late in the topic, but I think you made a wise choice. I myself never believed in Santa. So I was mean to the kids who did believe. Then, my 3rd grade teacher told the entire class that Santa wasn't real. I can't tell you how good I felt. Your daughter could have the same happy moment.

It's not good for kids to be lied to, and actually, I know that one of my friends told their kid that Santa wasn't real just recently. (He was ten) the poor child threw a fit (I was present at the confession from the parents) and the look on the child's face was priceless.

My friends kicked me out because I was laughing so hard... Threw me out in the damn cold. It was all worth it though.

Wow, you're good.

 

[Neto Magnus]

that teacher did the right thing. If you're 10 years old and still believe in Santa then theres something wrong with you.

 

[Kritish]

that teacher did the right thing. If you're 10 years old and still believe in Santa then theres something wrong with you.

I stopped believing at five, nobody told me.

I used logic.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

that teacher did the right thing. If you're 10 years old and still believe in Santa then theres something wrong with you.

Then my cousin is more wacked up that I thought. (13 Years)

I stopped believing at five, nobody told me.

I used logic.

Good for you.

 

[Kritish]

Then my cousin is more wacked up that I thought. (13 Years)

It's people like your cousin that call psychic hotlines and own a Ouija board.

 

[Killgore]

Santa, the fat bastard, couldn't top recess. And I got presents because my old man had a job.

I'm liking your posts more and more.

My parents didn't lie to me about Santa or anything for that matter. They were frank and honest about everything, and I always knew I could trust them.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

It's people like your cousin that call psychic hotlines and own a Ouija board.

I'm going to break it to him tomorrow, and get kicked out in the cold again.

Now that I realize it, that'll be a new record! Kicked out of my relative's houses twice in one week! It's normally just once! I feel so special!

This really is going to be one great Christmas.

 

[Kritish]

I'm going to break it to him tomorrow, and get kicked out in the cold again.

Now that I realize it, that'll be a new record! Kicked out of my relative's houses twice in one week! It's normally just once! I feel so special!

This really is going to be one great Christmas.

Your cousin is a boy?

How many times has he been beat up?

 

[C. Lee]

Merry Christmas everyone......happy holidays to all.

 

[terry78]

Merry Christmas everyone......happy holidays to all.

LOL, I know you don't agree with the above mindsets.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Your cousin is a boy?

How many times has he been beat up?

He hasn't recently. He learned how to run fast.

 

[Kritish]

He hasn't recently. He learned how to run fast.

I'm pretty fast, can I kick his ass?

 

[C. Lee]

Santa.....a jolly old elf......the embodyment of love.

 

[Kritish]

Santa.....a jolly old elf......the embodyment of love.

You're on pain killers again aren't you?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I'm pretty fast, can I kick his ass?

Sure!

Doing that would make my relatives want me to stay away from family gatherings... which means.....

FREEDOM!!!

 

[Kritish]

Sure!

Doing that would make my relatives want me to stay away from family gatherings... which means.....

FREEDOM!!!

Bah, my older brother twisted my arm for me to go to his place. I explained I'll only be able to afford a gift for my four year old niece.
I blew 45 mutha smurfin dollars on a doll.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Bah, my older brother twisted my arm for me to go to his place. I explained I'll only be able to afford a gift for my four year old niece.
I blew 45 mutha smurfin dollars on a doll.

sucks for you :
I just got everybody a copy of a giftcard to their favorite store.

 

[C. Lee]

You're on pain killers again aren't you?

NOPE......I'm holding my 2 weeks old daughter in my arms, typing with one hand, thinking of the wonderment of life and the joy of this Christmas season.