Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Maxwell Smart]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

267, however, tootsie pops are scientifically engineered to explode in your mouth at the 266th lick. So, bite, Max, bite down and save your life!

 

[The Punisher]

Dew, what do you think of the avvy and sig?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, what do you think of the avvy and sig?

The location should be more than teleporting, but I guess there isn't really a better word for it

 

[Ash J. Williams]

What's your deal?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What's your deal?

I don't have a deal. Make me an offer and we'll get my people together with your people

 

[Ash J. Williams]

I don't have a deal. Make me an offer and we'll get my people together with your people

Uh...how 'bout $50.00?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

What hurts the most?

 

[gambitfire]

Can i have your autograph?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Uh...how 'bout $50.00?

My people reject your offer

 

[TEDDY]

Buisness or Pleasure?

 

[NewYorkSpider]

Dew, is this what goes on at Hype meetings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_MG-MFIEns&mode=related&search=

 

[TEDDY]

What are YOU doing?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What hurts the most?

having kidney stones while in labor after having someone take a cheese grater to your genitalia is pretty high up there

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Can i have your autograph?

$20 and no brown M&Ms

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Buisness or Pleasure?

can't we have make it both

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Dew, is this what goes on at Hype meetings?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_MG-MFIEns&mode=related&search=

naw, we aren't that organized

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

What are YOU doing?

answering your question

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

worst dad superman or god?
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[Dew k. Mosi]

worst dad superman or god?
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Santa.

He abandoned his baby in a trash can

 

[TEDDY]

Santa gave birth to a red x?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Santa gave birth to a red x?

well, he is a strange guy who lives in a commune with a bunch of midgets who do slave labor

 

[Canadian Rider]

Dew ... did you know that some of us here care about you?

 

[Kipobe]

Dew ... did you know that some of us here care about you?

Why is it that I've never seen you before today, and suddenly within the last 20 minutes you're ****ing everywhere?

 

[gambitfire]

$20 and no brown M&Ms