Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
"Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?"

"Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?"

"How is it possible to have a civil war?"

"If God dropped acid, would he see people?"

"If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?"

"If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?"

"If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"

"Why are hemorrhoids called ‘hemorrhoids’ instead of ‘asteroids’?"

"Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?"

"Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?"

"Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?"

"If the "blackbox" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole damn airplane made out of that stuff?"

"Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?"

"If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?"

"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."

"I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose."

"If all those psychics know the winning lottery numbers, why are they all still working?"

"Should crematoriums give discounts for burn victims?"

"Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?"

Ask George Carlin then watch him sue your ass for stealing his act

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by kritic


why did did gay kids bring up old old topics?

Why are you homophobic and anti old topic, that is the real question

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

How warm is Latveria this time of year?

 

[kritic]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Why are you homophobic and anti old topic, that is the real question

Sorry about that. I was just POed about the people bringing up old topics that nobody cares about. And when I said gay, I did not mean homo-sexual.

 

[The Flood]

In the hydrogens atom, how many electrons can the first energy level hold?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
How warm is Latveria this time of year?

It is pleasant and we can keep the windows open all night without fear of someone entering for crime is unknown here, under my benevolent rule

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

Why is Big Bird yellow?

 

[Lactophiliac]

Why is The mighty Mod! so wonderfully amazing?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Flood
In the hydrogens atom, how many electrons can the first energy level hold?

4 anyone who tells you different is a dirty rotten liar

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

What kind of a person would name themselves Lactophiliac?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
Why is Big Bird yellow?

He is a mutant canary

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
What kind of a person would name themself Lactophiliac?

the kind of person who is fond of milk

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lactophiliac
Why is The mighty Mod! so wonderfully amazing?

I don't beleebe in the Mighty Mod. I worship Jeebus Cripes

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

Are you beautiful or gorgeous?

 

[The Flood]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
4 anyone who tells you different is a dirty rotten liar

Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
Are you beautiful or gorgeous?

Merely cute

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

Originally posted by The Flood
Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..

Is that general or organic chemistry?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by The Flood
Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..

Did you not read the second half of my post. I told you anyone who tells you different is a dirty rotten liar. Believe only Dew

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles


Is that general or organic chemistry?

Organics Suck

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

I hope no one has asked this previously but does size really matter?

 

[Lactophiliac]

Originally posted by The Flood
Nope, the first energy level is very small and can only hold 2 electrons

P.S. hydrogen only has 3 electrons so the first energy level cant have 4 in it..

Hydrogen has 1 electron. Lithium has 3

 

[xxx-raygoggles]

it is also negatively charged

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by xxx-raygoggles
I hope no one has asked this previously but does size really matter?

if you are talking about how big a coca cola you get for 85 cents, yes! That is very important to me

 

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
Ask George Carlin then watch him sue your ass for stealing his act

i asked thinkingh that YOU would know, but if you don't that fine. i will just go to one of the other question threads they would know.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
i asked thinkingh that YOU would know, but if you don't that fine. i will just go to one of the other question threads they would know.

If George Carlin wants to know the answers to those questions he can ask me himself