Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
Can your ***** do the dog?

Ummm

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Zen
DEW

if a hot young person from the boards(do such things exist? in that order?) came up to you and requested to be your loveslave... how fast would you kill them with the afformentioned *****s and parephenalia in your place of work?

i am not a pedophile.
Plas likes his cheese grilled so it will slide off his sammich.

I would not kill them. I am a good mistress

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
I have a question.....Whats the Meaning of life....I really wanna now so i can get it over with...

42

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Why did i chose this name???

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
why don't people start the wave in church?

God once got poked in the eye by a giant foam finger and now it is forbidden

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lackey
Ok....

If a donkey is an ass... and a sheep is a ram...

Then how come a ram in the ass is a goose?

Because my third grade teacher was from Nebraska

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Why did i chose this name???

YOu are a big fan of Slappy the Squirrel and wish to be her Man

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

Wtf?? are you high???

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

dont me throw a rock at you to get the answer...

 

[Mr. Smash'n Bash]

thats it....-throws a rock at Dew k. Mosi-

...that'll teach ya...

 

[Somniator]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
42

42 is not the meaning of life - it is merely the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the universe and everything.

 

[Matt]

Ok Dew, you've worked with alot of actors and actresses, so my question is, can you tell us about some of the ones who will appear in Super hero movies? I'll make a list, just say they don't apply if you never worked with them...

Tobey McGuire

Kirsten Dunst

Willem Dafoe

Ben Affleck

Jennifer Garner

Michael Clarke Duncan

Collin Farrel

Hugh Jackman

Patrick Stuart

Famke Jassen (She seemed like a ***** on Conan O'Brian, but then again, Conan was annoying the hell out of her and trying to get into her apartment)

James Mardsen

Halle Berry

Eric Bana

Jennifer Connely

and finally, this guy is only going to be cameoing in a SH movie, but I'm sorta curious if you've met him and know what he's like...

Kevin Smith.

 

[Kent]

Originally posted by Matt
Ok Dew, you've worked with alot of actors and actresses, so my question is, can you tell us about some of the ones who will appear in Super hero movies? I'll make a list, just say they don't apply if you never worked with them...

Tobey McGuire

Dude? Hasn't Dew told the story about Tobey Maguire a million times before? You know... she was on the set of Spider-Man, they did the scene where everone where supposed to run from the Green Goblin, Dew tripped over, and the Tobester himself yelled for Sam to cut and helped her to her feet.

 

[RISKY]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
My full name is Dewdrop Karma Mosenberg. When I moved to LA I changed it and got a nose job.

you must have pretty cool parents thats a bad a$$ name.

 

[MrJabroni]

Why is the sky blue?
Why cant i be Spider Man!? I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Wtf?? are you high???

Often

 

[Themanofbat]

Hello Dew...

How are you today?

Hugs & kisses...
Your arch-nemesis.

 

[Spidey_Freak]

Did any1 miss me????

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Matt
Ok Dew, you've worked with alot of actors and actresses, so my question is, can you tell us about some of the ones who will appear in Super hero movies? I'll make a list, just say they don't apply if you never worked with them...

Tobey McGuire

Nice

Kirsten Dunst

*****

Willem Dafoe

The coolest guy EVER

Ben Affleck

cute

Jennifer Garner

eh

Michael Clarke Duncan

Great actor

Collin Farrel

eh

Hugh Jackman

MY LOVE SLAVE

Patrick Stuart

Smoked out with him at the Ren Faire

Famke Jassen (She seemed like a ***** on Conan O'Brian, but then again, Conan was annoying the hell out of her and trying to get into her apartment)

TOO OLD

James Mardsen

Perfect for Cyke

Halle Berry

QUIT HOLDING UP MY MOVIE

Eric Bana

looks ok

Jennifer Connely

eh

and finally, this guy is only going to be cameoing in a SH movie, but I'm sorta curious if you've met him and know what he's like...

Kevin Smith.

MY LORD AND SAVIOR

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MrJabroni
Why is the sky blue?
Why cant i be Spider Man!? I WANNA I WANNA I WANNA!

I answered the first one before. Because the sky would look stupid pink. As for why you can't be Spider-Man, its cuz spiders don't bite Jabronis!

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Themanofbat
Hello Dew...

How are you today?

Hugs & kisses...
Your arch-nemesis.

I have a stiff neck and a suburn but other that that I am ok, thank you for asking, oh despised one How are you and Kittentoes?

 

[S.I.G.]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
How are you and Kittentoes?

We're fine. Thank you.

 

[RISKY]

WHY?

 

[Themanofbat]

Originally posted by S.I.G.
We're fine. Thank you.

Like this guy would know...

Things are pretty good. Work's been hectic, the humidity & heat are high, but other than that, we're....errrr.....fine.

Cheers...

 

[RISKY]

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?