Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's a ***** Superstar?

Felix, Garfield or Mr. Bigglesworth

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
what's up with esther postin' all these questions?

boredom

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
Is skin still in?

no skin is out. it is meant to keep your guts in

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What would the world be like without Toni Basil and other one hit wonders?

Does the sheer thought make you want to cry?

yes, because i would miss the song "Come On eileen" by Dexy's Midnight runners

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by thecrawlerofnight
Would you rather be attacked by a bear or a bear with a gun?

a bear with a gun, by the time it figured out how to work the safety I'd be long gone

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
Why am I so cool?

YOu are living in the fridge (you can't stop that mold from grooooowing)

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by SlappyMan
Weres My Pencil?

behind your ear

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
how come conan has to walk back and forth when he does the opening routine? doesnt the man know how to stand still?

damm it's annoying.

he misses Andy Richter

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
should i quit my job?

yes

 

[esther moffit]

So Dew, Sleater-Kinney? You me, and sister spit?

 

[Atrax robustus]

Should I fake my orgasms?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
So Dew, Sleater-Kinney? You me, and sister spit?

I am sure I work that day,and most every other day

 

[esther moffit]

If you don't like me you should just say it.

I like you. ..

 

[Doggett]

How many limbs have to be lost before surfers realize that the sharks don't want them fookin' around in their water?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Atrax robustus
Should I fake my orgasms?

if you can, go for it

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Doggett
How many limbs have to be lost before surfers realize that the sharks don't want them fookin' around in their water?

4,935 seems to be the proper number

 

[esther moffit]

What's that smell?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by esther moffit
What's that smell?

I thought it was you

 

[Lazarus440]

Originally posted by Dew k. Mosi
yes

when?

 

[LucidParody]

ever been to texas?

 

[Lazarus440]

ware have all the cowboys gone?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
when?

tomorrow

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by LucidParody
ever been to texas?

no

 

[esther moffit]

When, if ever, are we going to get relief from this Hellish inferno?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Lazarus440
ware have all the cowboys gone?

They are working at Knotts Berry Farm