Back by Request: The Dew K. Mosi Question Thread

[Apocalypse]

Why did I have to be the catcher in a baseball game in fifth grade, and got a baseball bat right on my head, when the batter threw his bat?

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by MadamWeb
why do elephants go through pregnancy for 12 months?

because God as a warped sense of humor

 

[MadamWeb]

because you are very special...special to us

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Ran The Man
Why did I have to be the catcher in a baseball game in fifth grade, and got a baseball bat right on my head, when the batter threw his bat?

because you couldn't play shortstop

 

[Apocalypse]

I don't remember why I had to play catcher. I think it was a devious plan to destroy me for laughing at almost everyone I know.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

Originally posted by Ran The Man
I don't remember why I had to play catcher. I think it was a devious plan to destroy me for laughing at almost everyone I know.

Well if you knew the reason, why did you ask me?

 

[esther moffit]

Word association continues:

poseur

 

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dementia

 

[esther moffit]

cliche.

 

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slug.

 

[esther moffit]

kate moss.

 

[esther moffit]

Describe a nightmare you have had.

 

[esther moffit]

What is yr favorite record?

 

[esther moffit]

Why is it a squirrel is cute and a rat is a pest yet they are both rodents? Can that bushy tail really make the difference?

 

[esther moffit]

What's up with this?!

 

[esther moffit]

What cruel person would possess him to do this?

 

[esther moffit]

What does the Empress fear?

 

[esther moffit]

Can I get an Amen?

 

[esther moffit]

Who is yr favorite Brady?

P.S: Isn't that switch-a-roo creepy?

 

[esther moffit]

What's a cool murder story you've read in the paper?

 

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How was yr first kiss?

 

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What's a bad book you've read recently?

 

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Who is a stupid celebrity you've met?

 

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As a daily spectator of the perverse what is an honest declaration you can say about women and men?

 

[esther moffit]

If you were a car what would yr name and features be?