Bad Comic Dialog (that makes you wanna rip your ears out of their canals)

[DJ Kornphlake]

Since we have a topic dedicated to bad art, why not have one for bad dialog as well? Lines that are out of character, or just plain cringe worthy no matter who says it.

Here's one to start off with:

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Why is Batman talking like Ralph Cramden?

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

 

[Ugfugly]

"I'll kill you to death"

LOL

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It's the last few panels for me

 

[Aristotle]

To be fair, those last two are supposed to be ridiculous.

 

[Mutagen]

I'm subscribing to this thread.

 

[Max J Power]

It had to be posted.

 

[Johann Krauss]

It had to be posted.

That is awesome

 

[TheCorpulent1]

Pretty much any conversation in Ultimate Spider-Man or most other comics Bendis writes.

 

[TheBlueRogue]

Anything Judd Winick writes

 

[random_havoc]

Pretty much any conversation in Ultimate Spider-Man or most other comics Bendis writes.

BIG TIME disagree. USM is easily one of my top 3 comic series.

 

[JackBauer]

Pretty much any conversation in Ultimate Spider-Man or most other comics Bendis writes.

Um... So... Yeah.

Anything Judd Winick writes

Obviously you've never read Barry Ween.

 

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haha great thread (and inspiration! ) I'll post some scans in a few days..

 

[Blader5489]

Where are those scans with Dr. Light talking about how he loves rape? Anyone know where those are from?

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

Man! i hated that 90's trend of Superhero men and women calling someone else "girl" or "boy". it was around alot more in the X-Men when they were shacked up in the Australian outback for awhile. i remember Wolverine calling Havok "boy alot of time and hated that *&^%.If someone ever called me "boy" to my face. He would need a healing factor alright. Havok should have blasted his ass

 

[Kable24]

Man! i hated that 90's trend of Superhero men and women calling someone else "girl" or "boy". it was around alot more in the X-Men when they were shacked up in the Australian outback for awhile. i remember Wolverine calling Havok "boy alot of time and hated that *&^%.If someone ever called me "boy" to my face. He would need a healing factor alright. Havok should have blasted his ass

calm down boy.


I always hated when the hero or villain talked in the third person.

 

[TheBlueRogue]

Um... So... Yeah.



Obviously you've never read Barry Ween.

Never heard of it.

And my god winicks outsiders and Titans is just horrible.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

Sue Storm and Storm acting like giddy cheerleaders:

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http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2963/cheerleadinged8.jpg

 

[random_havoc]

Sue Storm and Storm acting like giddy cheerleaders:

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http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2963/cheerleadinged8.jpg

Yeah that was pretty terrible

 

[Mutagen]

calm down boy.


I always hated when the hero or villain talked in the third person.

Doom disagrees.

Sorry .

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

calm down boy.

all i have to say to that is ...cough, John Travolta, Punisher movie cough!hehe

 

[fifthfiend]

Never heard of it.

And my god winicks outsiders and Titans is just horrible.

It was by far the finest comic about a foul-mouthed boy genius ever written by a former cast member of MTV's The Real World.

 

[fifthfiend]

Where are those scans with Dr. Light talking about how he loves rape? Anyone know where those are from?

Did somebody say rape?

 

[The Question]

Sue Storm and Storm acting like giddy cheerleaders:

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http://img134.imageshack.us/img134/2963/cheerleadinged8.jpg

What's wrong with that?

 

[TheCorpulent1]

What is that from? I think I've seen it before, but I can't place it.

 

[DJ Kornphlake]

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