Batman Vs. Wolverine?

[AnavelGato86]

they would move outward, it doesnt matter if his bones are industructable, there still connected by cartalige at some point. If not he couldnt move, that cartilge is going to tear and its going to be a pain he isnt used to.

 

[Jiggle Billy]

actually, i remember an issue of ultimate x-men where, gambit kicks wolverine in the knee, bending it backwards, tearing all of his tendons. Wolverine goes " heh. didn't know a knee could bend that way". he pops it back in and is about to kill gambit when rogue stops him

 

[Infinity9999x]

exactally, stepping on his claws, even if they did bend which i still have doubts bout that, would prb not even fase him

 

[shadowbat_77]

batman wins _hell ya

 

[Bat-Justin]

first time they fight if Batman is unprepared Wolverine will probably "win" but not do enough damage to hurt Batman. Batman will narrowly escape and then lure Wolverine to 1 of 3 traps... some kind of water thingy and drown him (like boom tube him to a water planet), some kind of hole in the ground where he'll bury him, or a volcano/factory with big container or really hot stuff. I know Batman doesn't kill but maybe Wolverine will forever die and regenerate OR he doesn't consider him human so it's ok...

Also...if these two existed in the same universe then Batman/bruce wayne could probably get some adamantium and could make an adamantium suit like the giant robot suit in that one episode of batman beyond, or plate the batmobile in it where he can't be touched. And then once wolverine's incapacitated he'll be put in an adamantium prison (i don't actually know what happens when adamantium strikes adamantium but i would think that it can't cut through itself sooooo i dunno someone tell me if i'm wrong)

 

[punishermax]

I'd say Batman, but with prep time Batman could take out a god

 

[Alfie Luke]

Stop fooling yourselves... Batman can't win this one.

Why do people keep saying Batman would use Wolverine's rage against himself? Can anyone actually SAY what Batman would do with that 'advantage'?

Batman: "Oh good, I managed to make him angry... now he looks like he's twice as fast and just cuts through anything and everything that stands in his way to me and he won't let go until I'm dead... I'm a freakin' genius!"

Also, I doubt stepping on his claws would hurt him, because it IS adamantium we're talking about here... it's not like you can bend it with your bare hands...

Batman defeated Bane?
When it comes to speed, Bane pales in comparaison to Wolverine.

Batman defeated Killer Croc?
Same as for Bane... simply cannot compare in the speed department.

Batman defeated Clayface?
That's something sheer strenght / speed couldn't do... Wolverine could 'probably' beat him too, if he was calm enough to find a way to destroy someone made out of clay ( it's more a question of wits than anything else )

Batman defeated Superman?
Eh... too bad Wolverine isn't vulnerable to kryptonite!

I'm not saying Batman isn't strong / fast or any good...
I'm just saying he can't win them all... especially not this one.

 

[regwec]

Eh... too bad Wolverine isn't vulnerable to kryptonite! .

So you're suggesting that Superman is weaker than Wolverine? Anyway, in Hush Batman defeated Superman with only a small ring as his deployment of kryptonite, which appeared only to have a moderate effect.

Wolverine's a short meathead with the brain of a flea. Batman pisses on freaks like him.

 

[Alfie Luke]

So you're suggesting that Superman is weaker than Wolverine?

No, I'm saying that Wolverine isn't vulnerable to kryptonite... period.

Wolverine's a short meathead with the brain of a flea.

Yeah he's short ( 5' 3'', right? ) but he's far from being completely stupid...
There are quite a few different 'kinds' of intelligence. I see Wolverine as being more of a 'street smart' than a 'book smart' ( evidently ). He hunts, he fights, he kills... that's what he's good at.

In battle, Batman can't compare... although he IS extremely skilled.

 

[Infinity9999x]

(i don't actually know what happens when adamantium strikes adamantium but i would think that it can't cut through itself sooooo i dunno someone tell me if i'm wrong)[/QUOTE]

in the early x-men comics when alpha flight was after Wolverine they locked him in an adamantium cage, which he managed to escape from. You never learn how he did it too. This also gives evidence against the "wolverine is stupid" theory because he had to be smart to get out of something he couldn't rip through.

 

[hitman04]

well, i think batman would give wolverine a hell of a fight, since he's got all those martial arts skills, but there's only so much he can do to him: logan's bones are unbreakable, any flesh wound batman could make will heal immedeatly, and i don't think pressure point strikes will work on him, and eventually batman would tire out. wolverine also is willing to kill, and he has his claws, so unfortunately, wolverine would win

 

[Infinity9999x]

ya and add to the fact that wolverine probably knows just as much martial arts fighting as batman

 

[Infinity9999x]

I just thought of how Wolverine could win. He could steal Batman's pants and give him a burrito.

 

[hitman04]

lmao

 

[Batman]

Batman brain washes Superman into kicking Wolvies ass.......


And Wolvie doesnt have access to kryptonite.....

 

[Infinity9999x]

wolverine could ask professor X to come and brainwash superman into thinking he's a 12 year old transvestite who likes to run around wearing pink undies calling himself The Pink Pantie Liberator of Flowers.

 

[brainchild81]

Batman would ask Wolverine a simple brain teaser, at which point Wolverine's head would explode in confusion.

lol. Batman would ask Wolverine a simple brain teaser, at which point Wolverine would run up & cut Batman's head off.

 

[regwec]

brainchild, you're a straightforward Marvel fanboy. When you're not bashing Superman on the Superman board, you're bashing Batman here. It's pretty sad.

 

[Guyverjay]

I don't think you can talk considering the post he's responding to

 

[regwec]

That was obviously a joke. In no circumstances will cerebral activity actually cause a rupture in the cranium, Guyverjay.

In any case, I at least confine my fanboyism to the relevant board, rather than drifting over to the X-Men board to bash Wolverine.

 

[Guyverjay]

And how was his response any different from yours?

 

[Infinity9999x]

dude, rewec, I think he was just jokin too. I mean he did say lol to the quote he was responding too. If he wanted to really rip batman he'd be saying things like batman suckes and wolverine would kick his ass no prob. I don't see him doin that here. I can't say anything for what he does on the superman boards tho, since I never go there.

 

[brainchild81]

brainchild, you're a straightforward Marvel fanboy. When you're not bashing Superman on the Superman board, you're bashing Batman here. It's pretty sad.

I no longer take psychology classes, but I think what you're doing is called displacement. I made a simple joke. If it got that kind of response from you, we both know who the fanboy is. There's another thread that you started where I put Bats & Nightwing on my 7 favorite heroes list. Think.

 

[regwec]

Nope, I just feel it's quite mean-spirited of you to alternate between the Batman and Superman boards trashing both characters and constantly vaunting Marvel and its "characters". I don't see why you would have any business at all posting in the Superman forum, given your sig.

 

[brainchild81]

Son, you sound stupid right now. I have business posting anywhere I want. The name of that thread is "Why superman never were my fav hero". WTF do you expect? It seems like you have a problem w/me liking Marvel more than DC. Get over it.

Wolverine's a short meathead with the brain of a flea. Batman pisses on freaks like him.

Now that's what I call bashing. Unprovoked bashing. You shouldn't have to make Wolvie look bad in order for Batman to look good. I don't bash Batman. I think he's one of 7 absolute best heroes out. I would never say anything bad about him unless it was in response to his fanboys bashing somebody else. In case you didn't notice, DC fanboys(yourself included), especially Batfanboys tend to do that alot. I like both Bats & Wolvie. I just think Wolvie'd win that's all. You obviously care a great deal about what I post. That's great. Everybody should. I am brainchild81. Before you judge me, look @ all my posts. I have nothing against you, but please stop b***hin' dude.