best pranks EVER

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Anyone played a prank on somebody, that you considered classic?

Please, tell here.

I didn't see a thread for this, so I thought why not?

Here's a little one of mine:
I called my boyfriend (years ago, he's now my ex), using my friend's phone number (which he didn't have)
I used the movie's "Phone Booth" to talk to him.
So I called, and placed it on speaker using the Phone Booth sniper dude's voice from the computer.

I started saying some really creepy stuff. (the fact is that my ex-boyfriend was a real scaredy cat. He freaked out about everything)

It got to the point where my boyfriend finally hung up after enough threats.

THe next day in school he was all jumpy and nervous like someone was gonna shoot him. I swear, i laughed my brains out.

I know, not the best prank, but it's the only thing I had on my mind.

 

[Drakon]

One of the best is the one where you release pigs, numbered "1" "2" and "4" in a public place. Everyone will be looking for Pig #3.

 

[enterthemadness]

One of the best is the one where you release pigs, numbered "1" "2" and "4" in a public place. Everyone will be looking for Pig #3.

Sooner or later, that prank is bound to fail. People would wise up and assume their isn't a pig #3. Anyway...

The only prank I've done...is rather lame. I printed out a Larry the Cable Guy Health Inspector sign off the films site and put it on my sisters fridge when I spent the night. This is what it says...

LARRY THE CABLE GUY AND LIONSGATE ARE INFORMING YOU ABOUT A HEALTH RELATED VIOLATION AT THIS ESTABLISHMENT

NOTICE OF VIOLATION THIS ESTABLISHMENT IS CLOSED

I know...lame.

 

[Spider-Man]

I once killed a man, and wrote with his blood "jackcool was here". Oh, the hilarity that ensued.

 

[The Evolutionist]

My friends and I play pranks on each other all the time. Normally we prank each others cars. One time my friend Dan and I pranked my friend Erik's mustang (kid is OBSESSED with that car) by saran wrapping it four times over, making sure that every inch of the car was covered. Then we took 10 cans of left over paint and dumped it all over the car. The look on his face was absolutely priceless.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

when me and my cousin were around 7 years old. We got water balloons and threw them at cars. (not really a prank, but it was close enough)

we once threw a water balloon at this old lady's car..... apparently she had the window down....

um..... oops?

she parked the car in the street and started chasing us.

 

[The BatDude]

My friends and I have done so my pranks I can't remember the best one. The funnist one I remember is when I took of the safety on my friend's paint ball gun and while he was reloading he shot a guy right on the neck 3 times. there's some others ones. Oh I'm not sure if this counts as a prank but we were walking to my friend's house at night and we passed by the house of the guy whose a dick to us. We had this soda can we were planing to blow up in someones mailbox till my brother says "why not throw to his wall just to scare the **** out of him." So my friend goes up to the house and he throws the soda and all we hear is the sound of a window breaking. Then all the lights from the street goes off. We ran towards my friend's house then we notice the guy came out with a knife. We ran off and he didn't notice it was us and we scared the **** out of him so mission completed.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

My friends and I have done so my pranks I can't remember the best one. The funnist one I remember is when I took of the safety on my friend's paint ball gun and while he was reloading he shot a guy right on the neck 3 times. there's some others ones. Oh I'm not sure if this counts as a prank but we were walking to my friend's house at night and we passed by the house of the guy whose a dick to us. We had this soda can we were planing to blow up in someones mailbox till my brother says "why not throw to his wall just to scare the **** out of him." So my friend goes up to the house and he throws the soda and all we hear is the sound of a window breaking. Then all the lights from the street goes off. We ran towards my friend's house then we notice the guy came out with a knife. We ran off and he didn't notice it was us and we scared the **** out of him so mission completed.

haha, made me laugh

 

[Mr. Credible]

i like to poop in the tank part of the toilet, and then everytime someone flushes, instead of a fresh clean bowl, they get dirty crap water.

my friend and i call that move the 'Donald Rumsfeld'

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

My friend Ryan was going away for school, and me and another one of our friends, Paul, were at his house to say goodbye before he went to the airport. While hanging out, Ryan's grandparents came to say goodbye to him as well, so he went upstairs to go talk to them while me and Paul stayed in the basement...with Ryan's luggage (more specifically, his carry on bag). Me and Paul decided that the best way to say goodbye to Ryan would be to do something to his luggage. So we quickly looked around his basement and found a bunch of hunting knives and some metal wire. We made swastikas out of the wire and put them, along with the knives, into his carry on bag. About a minute later, Ryan came downstairs to grab his stuff. We said goodbye, and then Ryan left for the airport.

This happened about an hour ago, so I'm not to sure how it all played out yet. I hope he doesn’t have any problems getting on the plane!

 

[The Evolutionist]

My friend Ryan was going away for school, and me and another one of our friends, Paul, were at his house to say goodbye before he went to the airport. While hanging out, Ryan's grandparents came to say goodbye to him as well, so he went upstairs to go talk to them while me and Paul stayed in the basement...with Ryan's luggage (more specifically, his carry on bag). Me and Paul decided that the best way to say goodbye to Ryan would be to do something to his luggage. So we quickly looked around his basement and found a bunch of hunting knives and some metal wire. We made swastikas out of the wire and put them, along with the knives, into his carry on bag. About a minute later, Ryan came downstairs to grab his stuff. We said goodbye, and then Ryan left for the airport.

This happened about an hour ago, so I'm not to sure how it all played out yet. I hope he doesn’t have any problems getting on the plane!

Dude, I think that goes a little bit too far, especially considering the tightened security recently. If I were you, I'd call him and let him know what you did. At this rate, he'll probably get majorly ****ed over.

 

[JLBats]

Okay, my best prank ever...

I was waiting for my friend forever at the coffee shop, and I had no idea where he was, so I went over to his house. Turns out his family was going on a camping trip. He forgot to call and cancel our meeting. So, when he was in the other room, I stole his sister's underpants and put them in his luggage. And then I took a knife and killed him.

 

[Joker]

I once put a bomb in Timothy McVeighs car...Stop looking at me like that, how was I supposed to know he was going to park there

 

[dr venture]

I don't really have a prank that I did but my friend saran wrapped his toilet seat real tight under the lid. His dad went to go to the bathroom and.....well.......you can guess what happened

 

[enterthemadness]

i like to poop in the tank part of the toilet, and then everytime someone flushes, instead of a fresh clean bowl, they get dirty crap water.

my friend and i call that move the 'Donald Rumsfeld'

that was you!

 

[Snipershot]

My friend Ryan was going away for school, and me and another one of our friends, Paul, were at his house to say goodbye before he went to the airport. While hanging out, Ryan's grandparents came to say goodbye to him as well, so he went upstairs to go talk to them while me and Paul stayed in the basement...with Ryan's luggage (more specifically, his carry on bag). Me and Paul decided that the best way to say goodbye to Ryan would be to do something to his luggage. So we quickly looked around his basement and found a bunch of hunting knives and some metal wire. We made swastikas out of the wire and put them, along with the knives, into his carry on bag. About a minute later, Ryan came downstairs to grab his stuff. We said goodbye, and then Ryan left for the airport.

This happened about an hour ago, so I'm not to sure how it all played out yet. I hope he doesn’t have any problems getting on the plane!

DAMN!!! he must have been SCREWED!!!

 

[lars573]

I pulled the same prank on my brother twice. It involved Pizza that he had brought home.

When he would bring home left overs from his night out with his GF I would eat them for lunch. He didn't like that. So one night he brings home a thrid of a pizza, and writes "Lars eat this and die!" on the box. This was an affront, naturally I had to eascalate things. So I took all the pizza out of the box, stuck it in the oven on a plate (I didn't eat any either) and wrote "Thanks, it was good!" on the box, swore my mom and sister to secrecy. Went over the garage (where an apartment and my room is) and waited. About 1 PM I hear the tell tale sounds of my brother screaming. It was summer so all the windows were open, I heard him clear as day. So he runs out onto the deck screming for me. So there he is in his underware, just out of bed yelling his head off. So at first I say no I'm not coming over. Then mom says come over. When I do he's ranting aoubt how he's gonna kick my ass and I owe him $20 and how if I don't give it to him right the f--k now I'm dead. So I calmly walk over to the oven and say "Pizza you say?" whip it out of the oven "You mean this pizza?" The look on his face, the whole motherf--ker I've been had look was classic! My mom and sister were like ROFLMAO! Litterally.

About a month after same thing happened. Only this time I did take a piece and hid the rest in my grand-father's (who live in the basement apartment) fridge, and I didn't write anything on the box. Same results.

Now when ever my brother loses something he demands to know what I did with it. I say "I don't know". Often it's the truth.

 

[Snipershot]

I pulled the same prank on my brother twice. It involved Pizza that he had brought home.

When he would bring home left overs from his night out with his GF I would eat them for lunch. He didn't like that. So one night he brings home a thrid of a pizza, and writes "Lars eat this and die!" on the box. This was an affront, naturally I had to eascalate things. So I took all the pizza out of the box, stuck it in the oven on a plate (I didn't eat any either) and wrote "Thanks, it was good!" on the box, swore my mom and sister to secrecy. Went over the garage (where an apartment and my room is) and waited. About 1 PM I hear the tell tale sounds of my brother screaming. It was summer so all the windows were open, I heard him clear as day. So he runs out onto the deck screming for me. So there he is in his underware, just out of bed yelling his head off. So at first I say no I'm not coming over. Then mom says come over. When I do he's ranting aoubt how he's gonna kick my ass and I owe him $20 and how if I don't give it to him right the f--k now I'm dead. So I calmly walk over to the oven and say "Pizza you say?" whip out of the oven "You mean this pizza?" The look on his face, the whole motherf--ker I've been had look was classic!

About a month after same thing happened. Only this time I did take a piece and hid the rest in my grand-father's (who live in the basement apartment) fridge, and I didn't write anything on the box. Same results.

Now when ever my brother loses something he demands to know what I did with it. I say "I don't know". Often it's the truth.

sweet

 

[enterthemadness]

My friend Ryan was going away for school, and me and another one of our friends, Paul, were at his house to say goodbye before he went to the airport. While hanging out, Ryan's grandparents came to say goodbye to him as well, so he went upstairs to go talk to them while me and Paul stayed in the basement...with Ryan's luggage (more specifically, his carry on bag). Me and Paul decided that the best way to say goodbye to Ryan would be to do something to his luggage. So we quickly looked around his basement and found a bunch of hunting knives and some metal wire. We made swastikas out of the wire and put them, along with the knives, into his carry on bag. About a minute later, Ryan came downstairs to grab his stuff. We said goodbye, and then Ryan left for the airport.

This happened about an hour ago, so I'm not to sure how it all played out yet. I hope he doesn’t have any problems getting on the plane!

You know you are a ****ing *******, right? You can get him into some serious ****. Why couldn't you pour milk into his bag or pissed in it instead?

 

[Venom Drool]

sh!at on the coats

 

[The_Raven]

I don't really have a prank that I did but my friend saran wrapped his toilet seat real tight under the lid. His dad went to go to the bathroom and.....well.......you can guess what happened

That's a good one.

I'm fond of smearing a thin layer of Vaseline on the toilet seat. No one ever seems to notice it until it's far too late. All that's left is savoring the howls of rage as your victim slides about on the toilet.

Bonus: smear more Vaseline on the doorknob. After the victim cleans him/herself and prepares to exit the bathroom to hunt you down...splut!

 

[lars573]

sweet

My little sister is planning on moving out in January. So April fools '07 is happening in her apartment. I envision furniture rearranged/glued in odd places and chains and pad locks on the fridge.

 

[Snipershot]

i really dont have many good pranks except for pulling chairs out from under people and that stuff, plus a few snowball incidents. there was one time me and a few friends put garlic powder, red pepper shavings and other crap in this kids iced tea, he took a sip and said " what the ****!?!?!?" it was great

 

[dr venture]

I'm fond of smearing a thin layer of Vaseline on the toilet seat. No one ever seems to notice it until it's far too late. All that's left is savoring the howls of rage as your victim slides about on the toilet.

Bonus: smear more Vaseline on the doorknob. After the victim cleans him/herself and prepares to exit the bathroom to hunt you down...splut!

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Ok. Me and a friend of mine had this guy we truely and royally hated. (it was kinda a silent hate.... complicated) he was real gulible though.

Well, one day, during lunch, that day he didn't have lunch. My friend had gone paint balling the other day, and had a few in her bag. She wanted to show me them or something.
Once i looked at it I said: It looks like candy
so i got this bright idea to give the guy we so hated some paint balls, and say they were candy.
He bought it.....
He popped one of those things in his mouth and then ran his ass all the way to the bathroom. It was ****ing hilarious.

Another time, some guys put some brown paint in a chair in the art room. Somebody sat down in it, and it looked like they had sh`ted their pants.

Absolutely classic!