best pranks EVER

[enterthemadness]

Ok. Me and a friend of mine had this guy we truely and royally hated. (it was kinda a silent hate.... complicated) he was real gulible though.

Well, one day, during lunch, that day he didn't have lunch. My friend had gone paint balling the other day, and had a few in her bag. She wanted to show me them or something.
Once i looked at it I said: It looks like candy
so i got this bright idea to give the guy we so hated some paint balls, and say they were candy.
He bought it.....
He popped one of those things in his mouth and then ran his ass all the way to the bathroom. It was ****ing hilarious.

Another time, some guys put some brown paint in a chair in the art room. Somebody sat down in it, and it looked like they had sh`ted their pants.

Absolutely classic!

couldn't that **** up his teeth?

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

couldn't that **** up his teeth?

they were already ****ed up anyway

and this was in middle school

 

[Imagination_13]

The one prank I am most proud of took place over three days. I pretended to be someone's five year+ crush over MSN. Started Friday with giving him the address, had maybe three small conversations, printed the last one and gave it to him Monday morning. The guy was in tears.

 

[The BatDude]

3rd grade we used to hate this guy since he that he was better then all of us well we did stuff to him. I thing that really stoke out in my mind is it was snack time and I was doing a Darth Vader voice with my cup and my friend tells me to check this **** out. Yes we cused back in 3rd grade. He just pours milk down the back part of his pants in front of everyone. I laugh my ass off. He just stood there with a dumb look in his face in front of the whole class.

 

[The BatDude]

I see I guy eat 10 paint balls in a row

 

[Imagination_13]

Are you... in fourth grade now?

 

[Mr. Credible]

The one prank I am most proud of took place over three days. I pretended to be someone's five year+ crush over MSN. Started Friday with giving him the address, had maybe three small conversations, printed the last one and gave it to him Monday morning. The guy was in tears.

that's so sad!

 

[The Shape]

Oh, I was a cruel kid back in the day.

Way back in high school, I once played a week-long April Fool's prank on my best friend that's a girl (we're still close as ever these days). We had been tight ever since we were tots. But once day I was like..."I'm gonna **** with her head."

So I got the idea that I would pretend that she did something horrible to me. I just stopped really talking to her one day. And whenever she tried to talk to me I'd brush her off and ignore her. I started off light. However, as the days went on, I started adding to my onslaught. For instance, she tried saying something to me, but I cut her off with " -- Meghan. How could you?" And then I stormed off.

She was literally going crazy over this, and she actually started to believe she did something wrong. I kept adding more phrases, like "I thought you were my friend", and I kept getting noticeably more angry at her.

So this built up for an entire week, and then April Fool's Day came along. I don't think she eve realized what day it was, because she reached the boiling point in the hallway.

She grabbed my arm and whipped me around and started screaming at me.

"Alright, you have to tell me what's going on right now! I would never do anything to hurt -- "

"Meghan, I never though you would do anything like this to me," I said.

"I'm sorry! What did I do?? You have to tell me!"

"Oh, you don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW??? Well, April Fool's."

I've never seen such a reaction from anyone. She stood their for a moment in shock. And then she started screaming at me with vulgar language and began to beat the hell out of me in the hallway in front of all my former schoolmates.

It was really mean of me to put her through that, but it was all worth it just to see her reaction. And the crowd in the hallway loved that final scene. But I was proud of myself for keeping up that charade for a full week.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

Oh, I was a cruel kid back in the day.

Way back in high school, I once played a week-long April Fool's prank on my best friend that's a girl (we're still close as ever these days). We had been tight ever since we were tots. But once day I was like..."I'm gonna **** with her head."

So I got the idea that I would pretend that she did something horrible to me. I just stopped really talking to her one day. And whenever she tried to talk to me I'd brush her off and ignore her. I started off light. However, as the days went on, I started adding to my onslaught. For instance, she tried saying something to me, but I cut her off with " -- Meghan. How could you?" And then I stormed off.

She was literally going crazy over this, and she actually started to believe she did something wrong. I kept adding more phrases, like "I thought you were my friend", and I kept getting noticeably more angry at her.

So this built up for an entire week, and then April Fool's Day came along. I don't think she eve realized what day it was, because she reached the boiling point in the hallway.

She grabbed my arm and whipped me around and started screaming at me.

"Alright, you have to tell me what's going on right now! I would never do anything to hurt -- "

"Meghan, I never though you would do anything like this to me," I said.

"I'm sorry! What did I do?? You have to tell me!"

"Oh, you don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW??? Well, April Fool's."

I've never seen such a reaction from anyone. She stood their for a moment in shock. And then she started screaming at me with vulgar language and began to beat the hell out of me in the hallway in front of all my former schoolmates.

It was really mean of me to put her through that, but it was all worth it just to see her reaction. And the crowd in the hallway loved that final scene. But I was proud of myself for keeping up that charade for a full week.

awww..... poor girl

How could you!?

still, i bet the look on her face was funny

 

[The Evolutionist]

Oh, I was a cruel kid back in the day.

Way back in high school, I once played a week-long April Fool's prank on my best friend that's a girl (we're still close as ever these days). We had been tight ever since we were tots. But once day I was like..."I'm gonna **** with her head."

So I got the idea that I would pretend that she did something horrible to me. I just stopped really talking to her one day. And whenever she tried to talk to me I'd brush her off and ignore her. I started off light. However, as the days went on, I started adding to my onslaught. For instance, she tried saying something to me, but I cut her off with " -- Meghan. How could you?" And then I stormed off.

She was literally going crazy over this, and she actually started to believe she did something wrong. I kept adding more phrases, like "I thought you were my friend", and I kept getting noticeably more angry at her.

So this built up for an entire week, and then April Fool's Day came along. I don't think she eve realized what day it was, because she reached the boiling point in the hallway.

She grabbed my arm and whipped me around and started screaming at me.

"Alright, you have to tell me what's going on right now! I would never do anything to hurt -- "

"Meghan, I never though you would do anything like this to me," I said.

"I'm sorry! What did I do?? You have to tell me!"

"Oh, you don't know? YOU DON'T KNOW??? Well, April Fool's."

I've never seen such a reaction from anyone. She stood their for a moment in shock. And then she started screaming at me with vulgar language and began to beat the hell out of me in the hallway in front of all my former schoolmates.

It was really mean of me to put her through that, but it was all worth it just to see her reaction. And the crowd in the hallway loved that final scene. But I was proud of myself for keeping up that charade for a full week.

Damn man, that's really cruel, but really ****in awesome at the same time.

 

[TwoMinutesHate]

You know you are a ****ing *******, right? You can get him into some serious ****. Why couldn't you pour milk into his bag or pissed in it instead?

Well, I’m not to sure what you mean by “****ing *******”, because it is all starred out, but I’m going to assume you wrote “pranking genius”, and I thank you for giving me that title. Although I must say that pouring milk or pissing in his luggage instead of what I did would have ruined his stuff, and that’s just wrong. You do that to your enemies, not your friends.

Anyways, I got an update on Ryan from my friend Chris. Me and Paul knew the whole time that Chris was working security at the airport. What Ryan and Chris didn’t know was what me and Paul were going to do. So when Ryan got to security and put his carry on bag through the machine, Chris saw all the knives and burst out laughing. He knew that Ryan hadn’t put those in there. He then opened Ryan’s carry on bag and showed him all of the knives. The swastikas didn’t show up on the x-ray though, but they found them while taking out the knives. All in all, I think the results of this prank were pretty good.

Another prank I did was with Ryan. Paul’s parents were out of town one weekend, so he was left home alone. Me and Ryan know that the back door of Paul’s house is never locked, and that Paul goes to the gym every Saturday afternoon at 1. So me and Ryan waited in a car by Paul’s house, and when we saw him get in his car and head for the gym, we got out of our car and got into his house through the back door. We then took all of his furniture from the main floor and moved it down to the basement. Paul was quite angry when he got home and quickly figured out who did it. Me and Ryan had a good laugh.

 

[The Shape]

awww..... poor girl

How could you!?

still, i bet the look on her face was funny

I dunno. I guess my cruel streak came out.

But yeah. It was great, and it's a funny memory to look back on today.

 

[The Shape]

Damn man, that's really cruel, but really ****in awesome at the same time.

Why thank you.

 

[Corinthian™]

I once came on my cousin's tampon

don't worry, I ate some of those fertility pills before doing my job

 

[SLVRSR4]

i like to poop in the tank part of the toilet, and then everytime someone flushes, instead of a fresh clean bowl, they get dirty crap water.

my friend and i call that move the 'Donald Rumsfeld'

That's even better than the urinals

 

[hey yo its sean]

I was at this chick's party once. She was a real *****, and I my disdain for her was tremendous. So i'm at her party, and i'm using her bathroom, and I look around while washing my hands and I see her face moisturizer. Then I proceeded to jerk off into it. Kind of a difficult task too, seeing as how some of my friends were in the next room drunken and singing.

We're friends now though.

 

[Victor Creed]

A friend of mine found out his gf had been cheating on him and when he found out he beat the kid's ass, but couldn't figure out how to get her back. Here's what we all did:

A friend of ours worked at a grocery store and he got us a hog's head for free. We let it sit in our other friend's garage for a few weeks to get nice and rotting. Then we found a couple of old couches by a dumpster and piled them into the back of his truck. The girl had just had a party the day before and trash collection was the next morning so we drove up at about 230 and unloaded the couches into her yard, emptied all of her trash bags on her front yard as well, and placed the rotting hog's head on her front porch. Then we used mayonaisse to write **** on her sidewalk like ****E, B|TCH, etc. It was awesome. Not to mention she didn't realize that the mayo had stained the sidewalk so that everytime it got wet the words would show up again, lol.

 

[Outsiderzedge]

You are all amazing people.

 

[Karem-Knight]

I remember this jack ass I know asked me when I went to Food Tech (They make me cook in that school, YES!) and asked me to give him a donut (What we were baking) anyway, I mark his one out and put washing up liquid in it. I give it to him laughing my head off as I walked off. Next day he didn't come to school.

Also me and my other friend put foam in a ballon we were in the main commercial area of our town and there was this drive way, We put the ballon in the middle of the drive way then a few miniutes later this car's full of foam and the driver dosen't notice.

 

[dmcnx]

**** off, Food Tech is the ****

 

[SpideyLad]

**** off, Food Tech is the ****

I didn't mind it

 

[dmcnx]

I didn't mind it

lol,***

 

[SpideyLad]

lol,***

*runs away crying*

 

[Darthphere]

I once had sex with my friends girlfriend, wait thats not a prank...

 

[lazur]

Best prank EVER:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ocvx_VaR7KI