best pranks EVER

[Ronny Shade]

I once came on my cousin's tampon

don't worry, I ate some of those fertility pills before doing my job

I was waiting for someone to say that one

 

[redmarvel]

Where I used to work a coworker and I would play the occassional prank on each other. For example: One day I came across some emergency tape "Police Line Do Not Cross" that had been cut and left behind when the emergency crews were done their job. I collected it up and used it to completely circle his work station and monitor.

He took his revenge by filling my desk drawers with styrofoam peas from a delivery we had received.

One Hallowe'en I took an inflatable skeleton into work, placed it in his chair and put one hand on his keyboard and the other around his coffee mug. Then when he came in I told him he'ld been replaced.

He got his revenge by throwing a foam brick at me.

 

[The Shape]

Wow. A lot of these are great.

We are such horrible people.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

When I was in college living at my fraternity house, we lived next door to some jackasses so one night they were having a hot tub party once all of them fell asleep that night we threw a can of spam (which was probably 5 years old) in the hot tub and egged their house. The next week we ran a personal in the student newspaper asking them how they liked their ham and eggs.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I put ketchup and hot sauce in my mom's coffee.....

But that occured when I was around 8....

 

[BizarroAids]

About 2 weeks ago I pulled a prank on my boss. He's the new guy, so he uses his yelling as intimidation. Well me and few workers came up with the idea to put some laxatives in his Root Beer (he drinks 10 cans in an 8 hour shift) So four little laxatives in Root Beer and 30 minutes later he was pooping up a storm.

 

[CorporalHicks]

I take cripes in display toilets at the hardware store

 

[Mr. Credible]

About 2 weeks ago I pulled a prank on my boss. He's the new guy, so he uses his yelling as intimidation. Well me and few workers came up with the idea to put some laxatives in his Root Beer (he drinks 10 cans in an 8 hour shift) So four little laxatives in Root Beer and 30 minutes later he was pooping up a storm.

laxitives are always funny...

...always.

 

[redmarvel]

My hubby has a very simple one he plays on a co-worker that he was best buds with since grade school...

They get on an elevator together, and just as the door closes... he farts.

 

[kainedamo]

Some of these pranks are good, but some of them are awful.

Seriously, some of that stuff should just get you punched in the face. Hard to think of an example. Say I slept over at someones house. If someone shaved my eyebrows off and started laughing, I'd be like "what the ****, are you 12??" then I'd punch him.

 

[Darkdd]

I don't really have a best prank ever right now,at least not one i'm willing to type right now.I do however have a runnung prank with my voicemail.My voice message is"Hello.....................................yeah,you should stop talking into the phone and leave a message".It gets them every single time.

 

[redmarvel]

Hubby played a prank on his best buddy once at a party. He mixed him a Rum and Coke that was 80% rum and 10% coke, in a "tall boy" glass. His buddy looks at his watch, says something along the lines of "I have to leave, I have to work tomorrow", downs the drink without really tasting it. According to his buddy, the drink "hit" him before he caught a cab and he fell asleep in the cab. He ended up heaven only knows where without enough money to pay the cabby and had to walk home. He called in sick to work because he only had 2 hours sleep.

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I don't really have a best prank ever right now,at least not one i'm willing to type right now.I do however have a runnung prank with my voicemail.My voice message is"Hello.....................................yeah,you should stop talking into the phone and leave a message".It gets them every single time.

My friend has that same exact message! He says "Hello?" then it waits for a long time, and says "Sorry, I'm not here" etc

get's me every time.... i absolutely hate it.

 

[Super_Child]

I don't really have a best prank ever right now,at least not one i'm willing to type right now.I do however have a runnung prank with my voicemail.My voice message is"Hello.....................................yeah,you should stop talking into the phone and leave a message".It gets them every single time.

I would do that right now, but Im looking for a new job at the moment. And I dont want someone from a job opportunity to get pissed off with me for humiliating them with my answer machine lol.

 

[Darkdd]

My friend has that same exact message! He says "Hello?" then it waits for a long time, and says "Sorry, I'm not here" etc

get's me every time.... i absolutely hate it.

The funniest part is the voicemail i get."What the **** is wrong with you boy,u feel i have time to waste!!!!!!." I love it!

 

[Panophobia]

Well, let's see, a few pranks.

I've always had recurring pranks using phones. My first ws using soundboards, which annoyed quite a few people. The second was acting like 'The Carver', and freaking people out. The most recent was being a fake salesman. I tried to sell sex dolls to either wives, their husbands, or my friends. None of my friends recognized me, and everyone started telling each other that they all got the same call. No-one still knows who did it.

Also, one time, my friends and I were talking about some party one of them went to where a prank was held where someone peed on someone's face. We all joked we were going to do that one day. Later, we got a hot cup of water and poured it on one of our friend's face, and he got pissed (pun intended.) Funny stuff.

 

[Darkdd]

I've also pretended to be a telephone voice lady.This one caused quite a stir:"We cannot take your call at this time.This, is a demon" My friend played this for his mom when he got my voicemail and she called the phone company and complained!t: t:

 

[The BatDude]

well this one isn't so much as a prank but man was it dumb. When I was 13 we lived in a neighbor hood with a golf course in it and every weekend we would go there and just casue mischief. One day I had to take a huge leak and we were in the sauna writing naughty stuff on the wall with a knife. So I got the idea of taking a piss in on those burning rocks so yeah I take a piss and it smell for weeks. And just the other day we stoled a golf cart for the golf course and we were smashing the mailboxes, oh man was it funny driving up to a mailbox with a golf cart and smacking the **** of the mailbox. Then it started to rain and my friend was talking trash about driftingwith the golf cart so we tell him to do it. We he starts trying to doing the drift and my brother grabs the wheel and just turns it all the way around causing my friend to fall off the cart but he was still holding on to the wheel and his elbow just smacks me in the nuts and it doesn't stop there. He elbow keeps hitting me right in the nads and this a golf cart with 7 people on it with wet pavement near a golf course with a sand dune so we almost flip over. Then you hear one the guys in the back saying "oh ****" I look back he just falls off. He starts rolling and I see his arm bend behind his head.He's alright but man did it look like it hurt. I fallen of a golf cart plenty of times but this one look like it hurt.

 

[Imagination_13]

I know you're lying because you said you got smacked in the nuts (ew, incest, wtf is your brother doing smacking your scrotum?) and you have none lolz.

edit: o wait, srry, your s**tty narrative ruined my sense of place in your story of badass adventure of vandalism. lol. your friend is hot for you.

 

[The BatDude]

I know you're lying because you said you got smacked in the nuts (ew, incest, wtf is your brother doing smacking your scrotum?) and you have none lolz.

edit: o wait, srry, your s**tty narrative ruined my sense of place in your story of badass adventure of vandalism. lol. your friend is hot for you.

my friend when he feel off he was still holding on the wheel he was turning it on the right side where I was sitting on the middle. So you have a short guy trying to keep up with the cart which is going in circles since he's moving the wheel to the right side and his elbow kept hitting me in the nuts lucky we already flip over once so the guys in the back leaned to the left side and I manged to press on the brakes and I saved my future kids.

 

[Panophobia]

Oh yeah, not really a prank, but my friend jacked a golf cart from the Coast Guard base, drove it into a wall, and ran off. It was ****ing hilarious.

 

[thedeadite]

take one large outdoor carbage can
fill with water using neighbours hose...or one in close proximity
carefully and silently lean garbage pail against front door (2 or 3 people needed for this...garbage can full of water = heavy)
knock on door/ring bell
run and hide behind bush...
watch teh action

 

[Deep Thinkin'!]

I did something mean to my ex bf because he wouldn't stop flirting with me (trying to win me back and all that crap)

We live in different states and he still tries to get back together?

Anyway, I have one of my guyfriend's over (he's gay). I get a call from my ex (this is rare) I pick it up and talk to him for a while. My guyfriend is trying to make me laugh and suceeds. My ex bf asks what's going on and this is how it went.

ex: What's going on?

me*gets an idea*: oh nothing, [insert name of guy friend here] is just trying to make me laugh.

ex: who is he?

me *lying*: my boyfriend, hello!?

ex: WHAT!?

(I swear it was priceless.... the sound of his voice. My guyfriend kept on going along with it)

me: um yeah, didn't i tell you?

ex: NO!

me: damn, that's weird. We've been dating for months now!

and now i call my ex all the time about my "boyfriend" and annoy the sh~t out of him. and see my ex is way too much of a softie to make me shut up.

I've done a lot more things to my ex... but yeah, i'm super mean to him.

 

[KALEL114]

Okay, my best prank ever...

I was waiting for my friend forever at the coffee shop, and I had no idea where he was, so I went over to his house. Turns out his family was going on a camping trip. He forgot to call and cancel our meeting. So, when he was in the other room, I stole his sister's underpants and put them in his luggage. And then I took a knife and killed him.

For some reason I laughed out loud at this one the most. I'm going to try it tommorrow, thanks!

 

[KALEL114]

Here's my favorite.

There was a guy at work I just really disliked. So I went in to his office and took the seat part off his desk chair. In the tube that the seat slid into, I placed 6 or 7 sardines and anchovies. I then put the chair back together and waited. It only took a few days before his entire office smelled like a whale had died in it. The best part is he looked every where for the source of that smell, but the first thing he moved out of his office everytime was the chair.
Ahh, good times.