(Forgive me if these are severely butchered, but...)
Pete: Look, Chloe, as much as Clark and I would love to hop into the Mystery Machine and join you on another zany adventure..
Clark: Did you ever notice that Chloe has a birthmark on her cheek?
Pete: No she doesn't.
Clark: Not THAT cheek...
Pete: Clark, you realize that's Chloe you're scoping out, man?
Clark: She's not the only one...
Victoria: We could have been great together, Lex.
Lex: I plan on being great all by myself.
Clark: I didn't know you were such a history buff.
Lex: I'm not, I just like to learn about men who ruled the world by the time they were 30.
Lana: You've still got a few years, Lex.
Clark: I don't know, I figured that I'd play it by ear, you know. Fly by the seat of my pants.
Pete: No offense, Clark, but you aren't the flying-type.
Clark: I just don't want to do anything that involves me putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.
Clark: Have you ever seen the sunset from my loft?
Lana: Yes.
Clark: Oh.
>Long Pause<
Lana: But that's the great thing about sunsets, they're unique.
Clark: I didn't dive in after Lex! He hit me doing 60! I'd give anything to be normal...
Lex: At least I got a handshake this time.
Clark (To Jonathan): I got that last fence post up, I hit some granite, but I worked through it.
Lana: That's very impressive.
Clark: Well, I had a hammer.
Phelan: You may be strong, but you're not bullet-proof!
Lionel: Your secret is safe with me...Kal-El.