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Bought/Thought April 1st - SPOILERS

I'm a cynical person in general, and I'm not particularly pleased with Barry retaking the Flash identity. I was curious about how they'd reinstall him as the main Flash, but after reading the first issue and feeling nothing but sour disdain for basically everything in it, I may skip the rest of the mini-series and just keep an eye out in the hopes that they make a Green Lantern Corps-style book for Wally and the other speedsters.

You're probably right to be so. What you said makes a helluva lot more sense then what I said. Johns, Big D. and co. most likely think this is the best thing to happen to comics since...

But, hey at least we both can be Bart Allen's:yay:
:csad:
 
Ugh, the more I think about Bart's dialogue, the less I like it. It's such a transparent attempt by Johns to try and pat readers like us on the shoulder and reassure us that he gets us. Only he doesn't, 'cause Barry's still going to be the Flash. :huh:

Anyway, I read other comics:

War of Kings #2 was a good follow-up. The first issue was like a punch in the face with all its action, so this issue things slow down a bit and we get to see each side reacting to attacks by the other. First, the Inhumans approve an alliance with the Starjammers and the two groups work together to totally annihilate an entire fleet of Shi'ar ships. Vulcan gets pissed and the issue ends on a cliffhanger with him threatening to murder Lilandra in retaliation. The cliffhanger is the weakest part of the book for me, since it seems clear that something will stay his hand next issue. Lilandra's not gonna go out like that. But, since all bets seem to be off in the cosmic stories on whose life is guaranteed, I could be wrong, so even that weak part of the issue works well. Should be interesting to see what comes of Crystal's growing popularity with the Kree, too. I think Medusa's starting to get jealous, since her flighty little sister seems to be becoming a better statesman than she is.

I also got X-Men: Kingbreaker #4 a week late. Kind of anticlimactic for me, since I already knew what happened next in WoK #1, but a good read nonetheless. Gladiator's super-pissed at his cousin but, of course, is cowed by his absolute(ly tiresome) loyalty to the Shi'ar throne. The Starjammers escape, with the exception of Raza, who continues to serve as host to the oddly vampiric symbiote Vulcan freed from a Shi'ar prison. In the end, Gladiator and the Imperial Guard get switched to being Vulcan's private strike force while Glads' cousin (who, I guess, is called simply "the Strontian," even though Gladiator's a Strontian too) is placed in command of the war front. Dustin Weaver's art was good, but I didn't enjoy it as much as I probably would have if I didn't have Pelletier's far better art waiting for me in WoK #2 right after.
 
catching up this week.

WOK 2: Best event since anniliation in either comic company. Mostly dialogue, but that's good if it's not repetitiave and advances the plot. Ronin isn't dead thank jesus and gets a nice badass moment. Crystal is surprisingly good here after she talks to ronin (I hope those crazy kids make the marriage work). All the inhumans come off as self centered pricks which seems spot on characterization as they've always been self centered pricks. My only problem would be with Karnak. For a genius that can see the flaw in everything his master plan for the war is to copy Bush's Iraq strategy? Really? Triton came off more useful and cool then I've ever seen him. The gravity swimmers thing was a clever concept. Vulcan is just amazed that he got counterattacked. That's a little odd, but I don't mind him written as a moron. Polaris is quickly becoming the polaris I used to love, so awesome. Gladiator got just a small scene but I think next issue is gonna be gladiator vs. vulcan and that would be most welcome. Maximus seemed rather different in this.

What if Secret Wars trade: I'm a sucker for these. Let's see.....the Secret Wars thing was awesome though I felt doom was channeling Doc Manhattan pretty hard core. The Spider-Man story was weak with aunt may being horribably characterized. Good fights though. The Iron Man story was better and more emotional then the five part stages of grief that cap got. No more powers surprised me as by far the most enjoyable story with it's only problem being the lack of thought as to captian america super aging for no reason. Pete's speech was badass.

The Invincible War: Love the concept and idea. Funny but mind boggling compressed, Kirkman must have went half mad doing this. I'm curious where the cliffhanger is heading. I hope the effects here aren't magic button reset.

Deadpool: Way, WTF? You were supposed to suck on this book, how are you making this so enjoyable for me? Eh, whatever drugs you're taking before writing this you should never give up. Love the Deadpool/Taskmaster stuff and the Paladin/BW stuff.

FF: SI 2: Cannot wait for Hickman to take over the main book. This is the most fun I've seen the FF in a long long time. The kids seem like kids without being paradies of how adults see children. Frankie keeps his cowboy gear (ten cool points hickman). Mr. Fantastic uses a machine that seems like something he would do instead of creating a trillion dollar gobot. Small, smart and devistatingly effective, that's how reed would roll. Some of the time hopping thing seemed like filler though, "Ma' Lady, tis the clobbering hour" combined with that look on his face was just awesome.

ASM (note this was NOT bought but paged through): Best BND issue so far. Some of the best dialogue and interactions I've seen. Now to the problems. It's seems like Reed might be the guy that helped pete cover up, but if that's so why does he ask pete about it? And if it's not him why the **** wouldn't he look into his mind being so clearly warped? Pete has no problem showing who he is cause ronin asks, but his best friend? **** that guy apparently. Johnny was right to set his head on fire. Pete was a real prick in this issue. Mr. Neg is definately gonna be mayor, that's been in the works for a while. Harry's back on the sauce, which figures (wonder what his mistake was).

Got some more stuff but got too caught up playing Resident Evil last night.
 
Teen Titans was decent. The new team finally comes together, but the issue's pretty bland in getting to that point. It's just a lot of talking heads. The Face is pretty funny as a running gag, though. I'm skipping the next issue because I'm not interested in the crossover with Vigilante and Titans, but I'm looking forward to what McKeever does with the new team after that. Unfortunately, it does seem like Ravager will maintain a presence and probably return to the Titans at some point, but hopefully that at least won't be for a good, long time.
 
McKeever is leaving the book after Deathtrap so it's not like he can do much with it.
 
Did anyone else bother with Destroyer?

It starts with him fighting a few members of Horde, a bomb goes off, and he's revealed as an old man. There's a family barbecue where it's not really clear who in his family knows who he really is, then a scene in a doctor's office where he's told he's dying and needs to retire. He refuses, of course. Then he's back in his bedroom with his wife, who's missing an arm, which he feels responsible for, lying to her about the results of the doctor's appointment. Finally, he visits his older brother in prison, talks about tying up loose ends, and there's a decent three page fight before he kills him and walks away.

There's a little more to it than that, but not much. So far he's just another version of Brit without the humor that actually made Brit worth reading.
 
I'm only vaguely following ASM as I refuse to buy it again until they fix what they did with OMD, but I have a theory about the whole mindwipe thing: Who else has wiped out the memories of people around the world in recent Marvel history? Sentry (though Reed was supposed to have helped him with that in some way from what I recall of the original Sentry mini)
 
Teen Titans was decent. The new team finally comes together, but the issue's pretty bland in getting to that point. It's just a lot of talking heads. The Face is pretty funny as a running gag, though. I'm skipping the next issue because I'm not interested in the crossover with Vigilante and Titans, but I'm looking forward to what McKeever does with the new team after that. Unfortunately, it does seem like Ravager will maintain a presence and probably return to the Titans at some point, but hopefully that at least won't be for a good, long time.

Even if I didn't pick up Teen Titans regularly, after reading the few pages on newsarama that had The Face in them, it was a no brainer. When he's talking to the chicks, it's really like he's a normal person. With a face on his chest instead of his head. And his facial expression, oh man. The rest of the issue was throwaway. Oh no! No one wants to be a Teen Titans and their security systems are going to cause them more trouble than not again! They've done this story at least twice since OYL, time to move on.
 
TT still isn't really that great. McKeever fixed several of the problems--Cassie's not a raging b**** anymore, she and Tim are purely platonic again, Blue Beetle and Kid Devil have a nice rapport that's sort of like Ted Kord and Booster Gold for a new generation, etc.--but the book itself still just isn't that fun. This issue really was just boring. That's the only way I can describe it: incredibly boring talking heads punctuated every now and then by some fun banter between Jaime and Eddie or a Face joke. Even seeing Lorena and Static in it wasn't all that great since, again, they don't do anything, they just sit around the base talking and flirting a little. I'd chalk it up to this just being a bad issue, but they've been wandering aimlessly without doing much for the last three issues. Forming a new team couldn't have been handled in one issue? Meh. I think I just decided to drop the comic again while typing that. :o
 
I'm surprised people were still bothering with it, it's been pretty crappy for a while now.
 
I dropped it a while back, but I wanted to try it out again because the new team has Static, Aquagirl, and Blue Beetle on it, all of whom I love. But good characters are only part of the equation, and McKeever just can't seem to write the characters in an engaging enough way to keep me interested.
 
The Annual was a lot better. It actually has stuff happening, [blackout]like all the members being attacked by their security system because Jericho is still in Cyborgs body and now he's taking revenge against the Teen Titans (??)[/blackout]. And Static being a total badass in it, as well. But still, it's nothing to write home about. I've boiled down Teen Titans to having one or two good pages an issue, and the rest just being ho-hum. And lately those one or two good pages are with Blue Beetle and Red Devil.
 
Yeah, they're definitely the best part of it. I can't help wondering how great it would be if we could get the few good current Titans members--Blue Beetle, Static, and Kid Devil, at least--on a team with the "core" Titans like Robin, Wonder Girl, Superboy, and Kid Flash and have a better writer on it.
 
But then the book would overflow with awesome.

So instead we get Kid Eternity and Bombshell and some useless half black half latino looking chick who I don't even remember from Terror Titans.
 
That'd be Aquagirl, and she's a pretty good character. Even Kid Eternity might be interesting for his connections to the world of magic. Bombshell's a pale imitation of a savagely wronged hero, though. She should somehow die restoring Captain Atom to his normal self. :up:
 
Here's hoping.

I'm still gonna keep picking it up though. I mean, I already pick up Titans and Vigilante, and new teams always make for some funny "rofl we're all pretty experienced or badass alone but when you try to make us into a team we just trip all over each other" moments. Hopefully this crossover arc isn't too bad, and the stories after it pick back up.
 
ASM (note this was NOT bought but paged through): Best BND issue so far. Some of the best dialogue and interactions I've seen. Now to the problems. It's seems like Reed might be the guy that helped pete cover up, but if that's so why does he ask pete about it?

Can you clarify where in the issue asks Spidey about his identity?

Because when I read it, Reed merely mentions to Spdier-Man that he would cover his time with a cheque made out to "cash" because he knows how strongly Spidey feels about protecting his identity, even to the FF.

At no point in the issue does Reed "question" Spidey about his identity, so could you please clarify your statement? Maybe I'm reading it wrong...

:o
 
Average week in terms of quantity of comics (seven), but with three of them at $4, it is like paying for eight. Least NEW MUTANTS SAGA was free, it almost makes up.

I usually use the paragraph before reviews for a little "soapbox" statement, and this time it is just a minor irritant. I have seen many house ads either on covers or interiors for WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN, whether debuting on NickToons or their upcoming DVD (of the first 3-4 episodes, I presume). Yet I see little if any in house advertising for SPECTACULAR SPIDER-MAN, which just debuted on Disney XD; it's a bit irritating to me because the quality gap between W&TXM and SS-M is more than one full letter grade, and is downright embarassing if I got into specifics. Sony & Disney have been marketing SS-M exclusively to kids, which I see as a mistake; it is really a cartoon that any Spider-Man fan, from 8 to 80, can enjoy and appreciate, especially as Joe Quesada has left the mother of all oil stains on the comic version. W&TXM is benefiting from better promotion, and it's a worse show. Those little things get at me. While I am sure the advertising for SS-M is more in the control of Disney XD or Sony than W&TXM (which Marvel is likely more involved in), it is a mistake to just aim for the tykes. Animation is quickly becoming a medium that probably relies more on non-kids than kids, since many kids are outgrowing toys sooner in favor of gadgets. If SS-M doesn't get impressive ratings on a new cable network (where expectations for ratings can't be as high as a network, "free" station like CW 4kids), it will be because it wasn't marketed properly.

Onto the reviews, and full spoilers/rants as always. We'll see if I am in the mood for any April Fool's puns.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 4/1/09:

ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN #14:
It seems that "on time in '09" promise Kirkman made for his Image books was preached, although only technically. AW-M #13 shipped at the end of February, and this issue missed March by a day. Feb. is a short month, anyway. Right now between this and INVINCIBLE, Kirkman seems to be on a kick of doing, "everything around the character falls apart in the bleakest way possible" kick on a few of his books, but naturally he admits to never enjoying a "status quo" on a book for long, and in 14 issues WOLF-MAN has shifted more often than INVINCIBLE usually does in that rate of time. Doing the "main hero in prison issue" for some reason reminded me of an issue of DC's shortlived BLOODHOUND comic that did the same thing for two issues.

(BLOODHOUND was never put in trade, but the art was by Leonard Kirk and was a fun little series; if you can track down the back issues, I recommend 'em.)

Gary Hampton has been tried and convicted of murdering his wife, and is now stuck in the same prison for super-villains as many of his enemies, such as Thrill-Kill and Construct. No one but Cecil and his butler Dunford believe Gary is innocent of the crime, but with a conviction that doesn't much matter. Stuck with a collar that prevents him from transforming, Thrill-Kill nearly sparks a riot trying to kill Gary, and when a guard is slaim in the scuffle, the rest of the guards nearly pummel Gary to death in retaliation. After three days in "the hole", a guard named Anderson introduces Gary to the man who "really" runs the prison, and it is similar to many prison stories where the warden has no power and some criminal kingpin runs the show from the shadows, which was a cliche long before OZ. He's a masked white supremecist type villain and the nature of his mask reminded me of a shorter Cobra Commander. At first Gary refuses to help him in fleeing the country once he escapes via his business contacts, but when Dunford informs Gary that his daughter Chloe is missing, Gary become irate and wants to leave by any means possible to find her.

Chloe is being trained by Zechariah to kill her father, and while she is drinking Zech's blood for superhuman power, he refuses to make her into a vampire, wanting to spare her "the hunger" despite her pleas for more power. According to the White-Wolf VAMPIRE tabletop RPG, this would make Chloe a "ghoul" type being. While Zech has mercy for the girl, her impetuance begins to irritate him and one can imagine Zech turning on the girl at some point. When Gary's collar is removed at the prison, meanwhile, he instantly becomes Wolf-Man and kills some guards. An issue or two ago Gary warned Cecil that a full moon was coming, when he has zero control over his state.

I am curious how this will tie into INVINCIBLE #60, when the various invasion of the alternate Invincible's mangled the prison, and Gary became Wolf-Man to prevent escapes from his enemies. It may have only been a minor detail.

This was a good and more effective follow up issue to #13, even if it paints Chloe as less sympathetic and all but worthy of whatever back-stabbing Zech may have in store for her once she "tries his patience" too much. It is inevitable that she will learn who truly killed her mother. Jason Howard as always provides the iconic art for the series, blending the horror and gore with a cartoony style. This is a set up issue that relied a bit on some prison story cliches (I was surprised Kirkman resisted the ever-classic prison rape reference), but overall I thought was effective to move things forward towards a climax within the next one or two issues. Basically, this title is still WEREWOLF BY NIGHT done right.

AGENTS OF ATLAS #3: The only real criticism about this issue, which is solid goodness as always from Parker and Hardman for the past sequences, and Clayton Henry (fresh off INCREDIBLE HERCULES) doing the present stuff, is the cover. It's a great Granov cover, but is one of those misleading guest star covers that I saw more than my share of in the late 80's-early 90's. The ones where Punisher, Wolverine, Venom or Ghost Rider would be displayed proudly on the cover and then only appear in maybe a page or so. This time it is New Cap. Whatever fight that is to come happens in issue #4; he's only on the last page splash. This is an issue where more action happens with the flashback than with the present action, but that doesn't make it a bad issue in the slightest. The story moves forward and a major past issue for one of the characters is resolved.

That character is Namora. Striking out on her own to remove sunken hulks from the ocean, or at least to remove some of their dangerous contents, like oil or mines, before rust makes them a threat to the sea, Namora has become distant to her teammates on the Atlas squad. Venus (who looks too much like Black Widow with red hair and black spandex) travels into the ocean to see what is up with the cousin of Sub-Mariner, and it ends up being an issue of mourning. Just as she was resurrected, her cloned daughter Namorita was killed in Stamford by Nitro. Namora questions her faith in Neptune over the matter and at the end practically sobs on Venus' shoulder about it. It was an issue that needed to be addressed to keep the character human and it was executed by Parker and Henry quite well. While Wolverine and Namor took some pounds of flesh from Nitro, Namora is also due some revenge. It was an effective emotional beat for the character, especially as Namora sometimes is just an enraged female fury much of the time. It was good to see her have other moods and be an actual character. Parker usually handles that better than Pak & Van Lente, although their tone is usually lighter.

The action in 1958 reaches a fever pitch, with the G-Men battling a squad of Chinese agents whose touch burns them, who are after Jimmy Woo's squeeze, Suwan, at an eclectic night club. Venus is burned and not focused, and Marvel-Boy is too drunk to be of much use, leaving Gorilla-Man to try to hold them off until Woo arrives. While the two are soon defeated with a special gas, M-11 once again proves "his" worth, vaporizing all of their enemies. They leave behind strange transparent triangles. While trying to pinpoint the next location of a "phantom plane" being flown by a dead pilot (and while Hale tries to contact his bookie on a horse bet), the team finds out that Suwan has been captured by the agents. Using the triangles, they find a secret portal that leads to a barren wasteland. Hardman's art for these sequences is rock solid, captures the pulp hero feel of the franchise, especially as based in the 50's.

Back in the present, Norman Osborn and Sentry show up to inspect the progress on their weapons order with Atlas. The highlight is Sentry casually throwing Temugin practically three miles away into the ocean when he is attacked, and none of the other Agents (especially Hale) seem in any rush to fish him out. Woo is naturally disgusted by Osborn and Marvel-Boy reveals the deep psychosis behind both men after his attempted psychic probing of both (Norman's psychotic past as Green Goblin which is described as "monstrous, and Sentry's insanity is literally his power), to get more intel on the Cabal, determining Namor and Dr. Doom as part of it. Their plans involve getting the word out on Atlas across the underworld, but it seems the agency has gotten the intention of the new Captain America. Seeing them only by their rep as Yellow Claw's criminal racket, the hero is determined to bring them down. Clayton Henry draws a great Cap, even with that spotty Alex Ross design (even if I have gotten used to it). While the reader knows that the Agents of Atlas are seeking to use their organization to change the world from the better from within, the rest of the world just assumes they're an organized crime cartel, and thus a superhero or two having a misunderstanding fight is inevitable. Should be interesting next issue.

M-11 almost steals the issue from Namora, though, and he barely even speaks. The robot is a bad-ass. Yeah, he's TOTALLY ripped off of Gort from THE DAY THE EARTH STOOD STILL, but everything is a rip off of something, even back then. The robot's hardcore when it counts. Parker gives him a bit of personality without even needing real dialogue (all he usually says is data processing stuff), which is good.

In terms of sales debuts, AGENTS OF ATLAS #1 had a bit of a lukewarm debut at around 31k. That isn't very high to begin with; THE ORDER and CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI-13, which both were in major sales trouble after half a year, both debuted nearly twice that. While AGENTS OF ATLAS is getting critical press, DARK REIGN hasn't helped it any, and hopefully that second issue drop off isn't harsh. Marvel may have been willing to keep all of their ongoings around at least 12 issues from launch last year, but in this economy, even December 2008 seems like years ago. As always, more AGENTS OF ATLAS has been great, and Dark Reign has given them a real niche, but sadly, Jeff Parker just doesn't have the hype, and the fanbase isn't responding in droves. It isn't even Marvel's fault this time; they had free 6 page previews in a slew of their titles months ago, and that's about as good a promotion as a non-Bendis launch can expect. Unfortunately, with many retailers forced to trim the fat on midcard sellers in order to still buy all those big books at about 50% more at wholesale price, titles like AGENTS OF ATLAS suffer, even at the start. Before the era of $3.99 comics, this might have been a 41k debut.

Still, a great issue as always with this series, and I am grateful for even another 6 issues after their last mini. At least this time Marvel can't be blamed for retailers and fans not biting; it's a $3 book after all. Enjoying the ride with one of the best new team concepts in many years, as always. It also is good to see New Cap guest star in a book that has nothing to do with Bendis.
 
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It's a short week for me, so here's my 4 reviews. Like always, my reviews are mirrored at my site. (link goes active at midnight PDT)


BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: SEASON 8 #24
Writer: Jim Krueger
Penciler: Cliff Richards
Publisher: Dark Horse

Faith and Giles are back! While continuing their secret mission to check on all slayers, they've tracked down a girl named Courtney who abandoned her training squad. Courtney tells them about a faction of slayers staying at a place called Slayer Sanctuary, which is located in a place called Hanselstadt. Slayer Sanctuary is said to be a place where slayers go who don't want to be slayers. So of course, Faith, Giles, and Courtney investigate to see if the place is real. Once they arrive, they find that one of the people in charge is the only other living member of the old Watchers Council, Duncan Fillworthe. Fillworthe invited them all to dinner, then has someone escort Faith and Courtney to the local library, where they say all of the other slayers are staying. This is obviously a trap, and despite Faith expecting it, she still gets caught in it. It turns out there's a demon in town that preys on its victims' primal fears, then feeds on the victim while they're caught in its illusion. The townspeople have been feeding it slayers, as slayers, vampires, and children are more easily captured by fear. Because of this, the town is surrounded by vampires that are afraid to re-enter. In the end, they defeat the demon, and the townspeople are forced to fight the vampires rather than continue to murder slayers and children to keep the vamps at bay.

This was another one-part story, but I still enjoyed it. Faith and Giles are two overall fun characters who work amazingly well together in this comic despite the lack of shared screentime they had on the TV series. The story in this issue was okay, but it felt unsatisfying like most of the one-part stories that have been told over the past few months. Still, it's better to have a concise story that's so-so than to decompress it into a just plain bad four issues. Richards does a good job with the art, and makes a slight attempt at making his pencils look somewhat like Georges Jeanty's, likely to make the art look more consistent between issues.


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FARSCAPE # 4 OF 4
Writers: Keith R.A. DeCandido & Rockne S. O'Bannon
Penciler: Tommy Patterson
Publisher: BOOM!

...and Aeryn is still a terrible mother who can't connect with her child.

On a barren desert planet, Rygel has activated some sort of large obelisk, and waited three days for a sign. That sign? Three generals who have defected from Bishan to serve under Rygel once again. It turns out that Rygel's ancestors created a secret group known as The Order of the First, and a number of the empire's generals are inducted to the order to pledge their loyalty to their king/dominar. Bishan, who usurped the throne, wasn't privvy to this knowledge, and Rygel still commands the Order. Rygel then drafts a plan that involves using the few ships at his disposal to divide the remaining dozen ships in Bishan's military, allowing Rygel to storm the palace. Meanwhile, a mysterious man in black has boarded Moya, and is attempting to kidnap little Deke. Chiana manages to protect Deke, but the man in black escapes before John and Aeryn has fully confront him. Back on Rygel's homeworld, Rygel has retaken the throne to the acclaim of his people, banished Scorpius from his empire, and allowed the crew of the Moya to live safely within Hynerian space. Even better news, Aeryn discovered that she couldn't connect with Deke because he could sense her uncertainty, and they're doing fine now. Deke's ability to create tremors is still unexplained, but it's otherwise a happy ending all around.

Over these four issues, Rygel has been at the best he's ever been, which was probably one of the best things about the entire miniseries. It was also great getting a conclusion to Aeryn's motherhood troubles, which amusingly broke down to "baby likes to see mommy kick ass." Overall, this miniseries was a good addition to the Farscape franchise, and I'm looking forward to any upcoming series.


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WAR OF KINGS #2 OF 6
Writers: Dan Abnett & Andy Lanning
Penciler: Paul Pelletier
Publisher: Marvel

Vulcan and the Shi'ar Empire have attacked the Kree Empire. War has been declared. The Kree people, however, blame the Inhumans for causing the war, as it started shortly after they took power. Luckily, Crystal is a charming girl with amazing diplomatic skills. Viral video footage of Crystal visiting a hospital has turned her into the most beloved member of the Inhuman royal family, and may calm the riots that have started since the Shi'ar attack. Meanwhile, the Inhuman Royal Council has decided to team up with the Starjammers to launch a quick strike campaign, rather than a long term official war. Their initial attack is a success, as they take out sixty-five of Vulcan's ships in a single attack. This infuriates Vulcan so much, he orders Gladiator to hold Lilandra still while he kills her.

This issue was filled with wall to wall action, with Crystal getting one of the best scenes in the issue. Crystal is now an interplanetary sweetheart, and big sister Medusa is amusingly jealous. This issue brought back a subplot I've noticed since the X-Men: Kingbreaker prelude, and that's Gladiator's loyalties. Gladiator gets his powers from his beliefs; when he doesn't believe in what he's fighting for, he loses his strength. For some time now, we've been seeing Gladiator constantly tell himself and everyone around him that he is faithful to the Shi'ar throne-- almost as if he's trying to convince himself of his loyalties more than anyone else. We've also seen that his and Lilandra's relationship may have been a bit intimate in the past, which leads me to believe she'll be just fine by the end of issue #3.


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X-MEN FIRST CLASS FINALS #3 OF 4
Writer: Jeff Parker
Pencilers: Amilcar Pinna, Roger Cruz, & Colleen Coover
Publisher: Marvel

The X-Men are battling a large Magneto-shaped metal construct, leading them to believe Magneto's ghost (he was thought dead at the time) was back for revenge. After incapacitating it several times, the "ghost" finally ceases its attack. Soon Professor X astral projects to the team and tells them that he's back from Scotland. The team meets back at the mansion, where something strange starts to happen. Unbeknownst to the X-Men, other versions of themselves are standing in the room, watching them. It turns out these unseen X-Men are astral projections that Xavier is creating, and the scene in the mansion is all just a memory of something that had happened sooner. When Juggernaut then attacks the mansion then literally fades away, Scott comes up with the theory that the recent villain attacks have all been somehow created by Jean.

In the Coover-drawn backup comic, Scott and Jean conclude their date by running into Man-Thing, who shows them some of the happier surprises awaiting the X-Men in the near future. This includes a flash of Captain America talking about new Avengers recruit Beast, without Scott and Jean actually noticing a strange blue man in the background.

The twist at the end wasn't unexpected, but this book has never been about its revelations and internet-cracking surprise twists. It's about the fun of the adventure, and like most past issues of X-Men First Class, this issue was just plain fun. Honestly, I shouldn't have to convince anyway to buy this book. There's only one issue remaining. If you liked the two previous series of X-Men First Class, you'll more than likely like this final miniseries.
 
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Ain't my type of Hype, baby
Ain't my type of Hype!
 
If I had one real complaint about War of Kings #2, it'd be that the cliffhanger is really weak; obviously, Lilandra is not going to be killed on the spot. Dramatically, if that were to happen, it would happen on the last page of #2, not in the previewed pages for #3.
 
I'll get to WAR OF KINGS #2 in due course.

Meanwhile...

DESTROYER #1: Logically, it would be best to trade-wait on this one; it is a 5 issue MAX mini, and while Robert Kirkman is shilling it in INVINCIBLE letters pages, he had that very public spat about "big two" comics a few months ago and many saw it as a bridge burning gesture as he is married more to Image and his original creations there. It certainly is where his work is usually better (two years on ULTIMATE X-MEN was the closest Kirkman has done to a strictly continuity heavy piece, and it was a misfire at best). There is little chance this will see a sequel or an ongoing if it sells well, which no MAX series has so far. But I am impatient, and it has Cory Walker on art. Aside for ULTIMATE X-MEN, I have enjoyed Kirkman's Marvel work, so I bit.

I hear that this is basically BRIT, only at Marvel, but I don't read BRIT although from his guest stints on INVINCIBLE I get that he is basically a long lived "old guy" with super-powers who is surly and nigh-invulnerable. Essentially, Keene Marlow, the original Destroyer, is the same. Or at least he is now.

This series in a way also fulfills the frustration many fans of VERTIGO have with MAX. Basically, that unlike DC's VERTIGO, which usually is not involved in many DCU properties, all Marvel MAX basically does is the same sort of projects that could be done in any other Marvel imprint, just with a (then) higher price, and more blunt acceptance and encouragement of crude language and gorey violence. Considering that "mainstream" Marvel comics "censor" curses that any 12 year old will be able to figure out and can be fairly gorey themselves, some cases can be made for many MAX projects having been regular Marvel stuff with only slight editing. DESTOYER one could say fits that description. It's very violent, and has some strong PG-13 language. Combined with the gore, it would be R if it were a movie or animated DTV.

The other issue is that I can see what Kirkman is going for, using a Golden Age but barely used character as his hero so he can add in many elements of his own, which is how Kirkman is at his best. The problem is that the Keene Marlow Destroyer is very, very obscure and there is zero recap in this issue for anyone who isn't me with a geeky memory of Marvel Handbook Bio's or past comics. In interviews, Kirkman has claimed that he has imagined Marlow never being canceled, so this is "issue #701-705 of his series". But this is an error; especially for a Marvel MAX book for a MAX line that hardly anyone who analyzes data on sales can imagine is profitable. Instead it seems as if Kirkman is going for a niche right at the start, and that isn't always necessary.

For those not in the know, Keen Marlow/Destroyer was one of Marvel's WWII era superheroes from the 40's, but his history got complicated with the INVADERS series in the 70's that gave Destroyer a different alter ego altogether. The 1989 Marvel Handbook cleared it up, and it goes something like this. In the 40's during World War Two, American reporter Keene Marlow is captured by the Nazi's and a fellow POW happens to be a European scientist who had a variant of the super-soldier serum used on Captain America. He gave a sample to Marlow, who broke free and became a costumed crime fighter and soldier for the Allies, Destroyer. Sometime in Europe, Marlowe ran into Brian Falsworth, and allowed the German to use his costumed identity in Europe while he returned to the U.S. Basically, the theory was that two men running around as Destroyer would confuse the Nazi's. Brian, however, quickly ran into Roger Aubrey (secretly his lover) and became Union Jack, while Aubrey became the Destroyer. That's Three thus far, Shooter. Confused as **** yet? It gets worse when you realize that Aubrey was the one who got the most focus; Falsworth would eventually die in battle, while Roger worked for the V-Battalion that showed up in THUNDERBOLTS about ten years ago (when Hawkeye led them, and Mark Bagley was still on art), but has "retired".

The other problem is that while Destroyer had enhanced, even low level superhuman strength, speed, and stamina, the Destroyer that Kirkman has is virtually invulnerable, a power he has grown to over-rely on with his characters. Invincible, Omni-Man, Monstro, Brit, even to a degree Wolf-Man. It is to him what Healing Factors are to Rob Liefield. Destroyer has gone from being "around" Captain America's power class to being resistant to high level explosions and tearing metahumans in half.

Still, this is only a problem if you're a nerd like me who actually knows this stuff. If you're not, then Destroyer is simply an old-man superhero who is surly, violent, and virtually indestructable, at least in theory. While he can tear through terrorists working for "Horde" and shrug off a building-destroying explosive without a scratch (while making macho-man quips in the process; my favorite is of course, "Guns are for P*****s!" as he impales a thug on his rifle), we learn that Marlow is dying. He has had two prior heart attacks, and a third may come at any time and kill him if he doesn't relax, and may even be inevitable if he does. The man is in his 70's at least, after all. He has a wife named Harriet, who lost an arm in an "accident" that Keene has guilt over, and a daughter named Felecia (and a son-in-law) named Darius, all African American. I thought that was a nice touch considering that Keene was a crusty Golden Age hero who not everyone would have assumed would have been keen on interracial marriage, even when it wasn't in or even legal. He lies to his wife about his mortality, seems to hint at some envy over Darius' youth, and decides to spend whatever time he has left taking out "high level threats".

That includes his brother Richard (or "Dicky"), a super-villain in a maximum security prison. After a tense meeting, it is obvious that Keene is there to kill his brother, but wants to give him a "fair fight". After a scuffle for a few pages, all of which was apparently approved by the warden, Keene tears out his brother's heart through the throat of his bro's superhuman form, and boasts that it wasn't a "fair" fight at all due to his own physical superiority. It's very bloody and well drawn by Walker, as well as colored by Staples. The color work is especially good here.

Contrast this with TERROR, INC, the last MAX mini I went with. The writer of that knew damn well how obscure a character they had, so the first issue was spent going over their interpretation of the origin, which did have some changes or altered bits of focus, but overall worked well with the theme of their story. DESTROYER, though, gives you little about the history of the character and assumes that a reader will be interested enough in what is presented, the hints and the violence, to continue. It seems obvious this will be an "old hero's final adventure(s)" style story, which was rather cliche even before ALL-STAR SUPERMAN. The problem is that this Destroyer is an old hero at the end of a journey where few have seen the start, and there is no idea of what the middle was. Apparently Destroyer is a hero who is so in bed with the government, or so legendary, that he gets his own tactical support, and prison wardens allow him to murder inmates whenever he asks. That's a bit extreme considering hardly anyone in the audience has heard of him before.

Don't get me wrong. This isn't a "bad" comic, or even a bad first issue. Kirkman and Walker have another four and I am sure many of this backstory will get fleshed out. I'm a reader who generally likes Kirkman's takes on superhero stories, even when I am getting the same thing from him over and over and over again (I shelled out for TECH JACKET and CAPES, and neither of those were lost Eisner winners if you're not into the genre or Kirkman). Taste and quality are not the same things; I can enjoy something even if I know the quality may not be up to par; THE LAST DRAGON is a ridiculous, stupid movie, but it's quite fun for me, for instance. But I am very curious if someone who isn't already a Kirkman fan, or isn't a Kirkman-on-superheroes fan, will bother with the second issue of this. It can be hard for some to get invested in seeing the final days of an old hero in a first issue that barely hints at his past, and sometimes can almost make you wonder if there was some past DESTROYER series that this is the sequel to. Some people adore the idea of jumping into a franchise comic blind, knowing nothing, and looking up stuff on Wikipedia or waiting for references from upcoming issues to piece the plot and the character history together; I mean, how else does anyone get on board a DC comic book these days? Many other readers don't, though. Right now, while Keene's family life is interesting and quite humanly presented (the fact that he can't tell his wife that he is dying, and feels guilt about her losing her arm is good stuff, executed well), and he's an efficient hero, but right now he is a cipher, and anyone who isn't already a Kirkman fan may not be willing to pay another $4 for a cipher.

The next four issues may be much better than this one. But a debut issue that isn't as perfect as it can be doesn't inspire confidence. I don't mind another helping of the same Kirkman steak that he serves in other titles, but those who aren't may not be impressed. Corey Walker's artwork is terrific, though, and his redesign of Destroyer is interesting, even if he looks like he raided the closets of Norman Osborn and Frank Castle (he pre-dates both, but not everyone knows that). Considering MAX books are usually lucky to sell 9,000 copies a month, I don't think cementing this as a niche title right from the start was wise. For me it is good violent geezer hero fun, but maybe that is because I don't read BRIT, which is probably better. Even if I did, I wouldn't mind reading another version of it; I'm a Kirkman fan. Anyone else, though, may not be as easily swayed into investing $20 on this.

DARK REIGN: FANTASTIC FOUR #2: Having little to do with Dark Reign so far, it may as well be called, "Five Issue Preview of the Next FF Ongoing Writer", which is Johnathon Hickman. Sure, some HAMMER agents storm the Baxtor Building and essentially cause the trouble that is happening, but it is a bit of a standard FF plot that really just needed any contrivence to happen. Franklin and Val confront and bluff off the HAMMER agents within about three pages and then set out to fix the loss of power, hoping it doesn't make their father's experiment go any worse. Franklin is still playing the "normal" kid to his super-intelligent little sister, and it speaks volumes about current media's current overreaction to past eras of sexism, which has been to emasculate male characters whenever possible (Bendis' ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN, the wussiest, sissiest superhero ever put to fiction, is a prime example; I swear USM couldn't punch a fly without crying). After 41 years and so many aborted attempts at making Franklin Richards super-powered or more directly involved with the Four, he now is the Ron Stoppable to his kid sister's Kim Possible. Were the sexes reversed, it would never stand. It just is a shame that we couldn't find a middle ground between the era of when men had to be superhumanly macho, to now when they are rewarded for being, essentially, cowards. Can't they BOTH be super-kids? Can't an elder brother not automatically be the fop to a kid sister?

That experiment of Mr. Fantastic's is "The Bridge", a device that allows Reed to view millions of alternate realities in the multiverse at once to answer his question, or rather solve the problem that he has, which for now is to fix the world and make his family's life less chaotic. Basically, the same thing it has been for about 45 years, just now Civil War and everything since serves as a catalyst. Reed is analyzing realities where things turned out better, or where strife was limited or ended quickly, and found that in all of them, he had acted alone, instead of in tandum with Stark or "Pym". A problem is that Reed treats the "Pym" that aided in Civil War as the genuine article, when we all know by now that he was a Skrull, having impersonated Pym for at least a year in Marvel Time. You would think if Hickman recalled that, it would be enough of a reason for Reed, eh? The Skrulls didn't cause Civil War, or World War Hulk, or even M-Day, but they helped those events occur, pushed them along. But that would ruin the theme of the story, so, hush.

The rest of the Four, who were trying to ward off the HAMMER agents, are now stuck in shifting realities; one moment fighting dinosaurs, the next being the royal family to a Middle Ages style world where an alternate Iron Man is sparking a rebellion. Once the Richards kids fixe the power, that changes and now Ben, Sue, and Johnny are super-pirates. While all this lets Sean Chen have fun on art, and the art here is very good, it doesn't do much for the story as a whole but to break up Reed's meta-analysis.

This is a bit of a middling issue, and while Hickman impressed me with his debut, this issue isn't as strong. I think my biggest problem is I am growing frustrated with no one having anything new to say about any of these characters, and about Franklin Richards devolving after being around almost as long as Fidel Castro. Mark Waid found some new stuff to do, but after that neither of the last 2-3 writers have found a better voice. The big solution that Reed is looking for is for him to be more pro-active, and to not trust Tony Stark, but these don't seem like as big a deal as they should to me. It isn't helped by the fact that Reed siding with the Pro-SHRA side in CIVIL WAR was BLATANTLY out of character (especially as he was the one who proved to Congress why a similar law during the ACTS OF VENGEANCE was wrong about 15 years earlier) on so many levels that neither JMS or McDuffie could explain it properly without it collapsing. A solution of, "you were a dip**** in Civil War, so turn off your dip**** button" wouldn't work, after all. That is the problem of glaring character errors; even years later, they are hard to work with. Hickman is paying for Millar's gaffe.

Not a bad issue, but not as good as the first for me. Chen's artwork is great, and I appreciate a mini that isn't shamelessly $4 these days. Hickman may have more to say about the Four, and he at least knows how they all tick and interact well enough. This issue just didn't dazzle me. Many mini's these days are at least one issue too long, and this issue may be one of those issues that prove that argument. I am hopefull that Hickman will do better with the rest of the mini, and once he is on the FF title proper. I would just like more out of the Four rather than spin cycle sometimes.
 

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