Bought/Thought for 9/10/09 *SPOILERS*

As the Avengers the List, I find it pretty ridiculous that they argue about kiling osborn and no one makes any alternate suggestions other than they either kill him or just leave him alone.

Hey, why not just capture him and put him in a prison of their own? Happy medium maybe (as opposed to just letting a known mass murderer continue running the free world)?
My favorite part was when Carol goes, "Because murder is wrong," like she was proclaiming some grand ineffable Truth. And no one, none of the five or six people in the room, asks the most obvious ****ing question.

Why?

Why is murder wrong? I don't agree with that, could you explain your position better?

But no one does that, because no one is capable of thinking beyond the most superficial, obtuse levels in this comic. They just get stymied even more by what she's saying 'cause they can't think of anything that could possibly be wrong with it.

It's just the most glorious, flawless depiction of stupid people I've seen as of late. :O
 
Kind of a shame. A debate over the morality of murder, given the climate of today's superhero comics, could've actually been really interesting.
 
AVENGERS: THE LIST reminds me of a bit of shoddy writing in WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN (the cartoon).

Later on as the series develops as the X-Men try to prevent a dark future, they learn that Jean becomes the Phoenix and ravages the world. Xavier, speaking from the future, decides the only alternative is to kill her. There's no middle ground. When Cyclops balks at that, he is dismissed outright from the conversation in favor of Logan. Maybe put her in stasis? Try to remove the Phoenix from her? Maybe slap on the power-negating collar that Forge invented and Logan used in one early episode on Magma, at least briefly? No, just destroy her, and don't complain about it. It ended up not going down quite like that, but it was incredibly callous.

It is boring when comics can seem to find no middle ground between murdering someone and leaving them unmolested. Oh, come the **** on. In a world where Reed Richards can shrink to atomic size and you can duplicate or remove any power with baloney technology. Please. People complain about how DC is too "light" sometimes but at least they don't always act like such pedestrian idiots despite all the amazing adventures and people they know and have experienced. But Bendis only knows how to write common teenagers. In USM that is alright, but everywhere else...

(For the record, it is fortunate that no one mentions that despite his morals, Peter Parker rarely sheds a tear for his uncle's killer, who he all but scared to death in ASM #200. Wolverine never mentions that Peter seemed to get over accidentally killing Charlie in Berlin rather quick, but he still whines about Gwen. Immediately after Ben Reilly was murdered by Osborn, Peter shoved a bag of lit pumpkin bombs against the freak's stomach and punted him off a building, and made no attempt to save him from the explosion, but whatever...)

Short review article is at my Examiner page in my sig, I will post a longer one for here shortly.
 
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Amazing Spider-Man #604

Pretty decent ending to the Chameleon arc although I wasn't crazy about how Van Lente structured the whole story. Spidey's escape from the acid pit was a little weak and seemed rushed as it was written. I liked the joke about Mayor JJJ's Hitler-esque mustache. While all of Peter's friends think that he and Michelle are now a couple, I give it another issue before Pete backs out with a good ol' "we need to talk..." The Pete/MJ moment was great as always but screwing up anything involving those two is almost impossible....oh wait, whoops!

Dark Avengers/X-Men Exodus

While this crossovers build up was good, the payoff was not strong. I totally expected a huge battle before reading, but it came off really uneven (the Archangel/Bullseye fight was never followed up on). The X-Men totally outnumbered and mopped the floor with the Dark Avengers except Osborn who kicks the crap out of Cyclops. Osborn then at a press conference claims victory "blah blah they're out of the U.S. and not our problem anymore blah blah" C'mon the team just got the holy hell beaten out of it in full view of a bunch of T.V. cameras and he's gonna try and feed everyone that line.
 
Average week in terms of quantity (despite being a day later due to Labor Day) but actually a better week than I expected, including from one new mini series launch. As always, full spoilers and rants ahoy.

Dread's Bought/Thought for 9/10/09:

BOOSTER GOLD #24:
The cover notes the "Rise of the Black Beetle" and while the villain is featured in both the lead Booster story and the Blue Beetle back-up strip (or "second feature" in 21st century Newspeak), in the lead in story it just continues the general tale without an extensive twist on Black Beetle. However, I do like that both stories inside this book will be linked at least within the next issue or so with the same villain.

In the lead in, Booster and Rip are still trying to fix the time line that Black Beetle screwed up, having helped kill Robin and the Teen Titans back in the 80's and thus allowing Trigon to rule the future of 2029. Despite there only being a few thousand humans left on the planet (including Lex Luthor), there is always a token "resistance" movement featuring Zatanna, a paranoid Kyle Rayner (without a GL ring) and as we see, Oliver Queen. Green Arrow seems to have a knack for surviving bleak futures in BG. Is the lesson that if you want to be a superhero that is able to survive anything, whether it is killer OMAC robots or four eyed demons, best to trade in super powers for green arrows and a goutee? Raven from the past Titans era, as the sole survivor of the mangled time line, is also along for the ride. Booster gets captured by Trigon and Black Beetle, who is merely working for Trigon until he can provide his own mysterious "master/partner" outside of time images of a dead JLA. Booster, meanwhile, manages to fall in with Luthor, who now sees the only chance to overthrow Trigon he'll have. Black Beetle ends up getting what he wanted, a red Beetle scarab, while Booster allows Kyle to get the Green Lantern ring before Zatanna sends them to their time-ship. They manage to undo the damage to the Titans time line and assure that Robin doesn't die and whatnot. The threat of Black Beetle, though, remains. If I have one criticism, is it seems as if Jurgens is repeating himself a little in the writing. It seems much as Rex Hunter did last arc, the villain is chasing Maguffins through time; last time it was a magical knife that had time travel energies that could exist in many times. This time it is Black Beetle collecting Beetle scarabs from various time lines. I don't expect it to work in a similar way; the time knives were to access a sort of "ultimate anti-time time travel base place", while the amulets will likely just make Black Beetle more powerful, but it is similar.

I like BOOSTER GOLD but if the series has any problem with the Jurgens run or co-writing influence it is that there is usually too much time spent on watching the scenery while the plot sort of drags. Not a lot of time per arc mind you, maybe only one issue here and there. But after a while it is noticed. EXILES after a while had this problem, with the chase after Proteus seemingly endless. In one way or another they have been chasing the same villain for over a year. As always, Jurgens' art alongside Rapmund's finishes is stellar and timeless. The book wouldn't be the same without it, and I enjoy Jurgens' stories overall. They're low stress and it's always good when a creator can return to their creation. It's not just for Steve Gerber, after all. I just think sometimes the stories need to be a little tighter.

The Beetle strip starts off at quite a break-neck pace, especially for what is to be a two part tale; as in a 20 page story (the last one was 30 pages). It starts off simply. There's a recap of Jaime's concerns with his scarab since the end of his ongoing and the last story, and then a hiking trip with his friends and family goes bonkers when Black Beetle shows up and starts a fight. The theory that he is Hector, one of Beetle's "network" allies who suffered a tragedy that he blamed Jaime for at the end of the ongoing series is debunked (unless Black Beetle is just lying) and when he threatens Jaime's little sister, Beetle succumbs to his alien instincts and starts to go hardcore. Sturges I think has gotten used to the 10 pages a month format well, usually providing the same amount of story in 10 pages as some writers get into 22. Mike Norton continues on pencils and he's solid for something like this. Unlike the main BOOSTER strip, these seems to be a sense that page space is at a minimum and thus the Beetle stories usually seem more compact and get to the point quicker. Jurgans and Rapmund sometimes take 2-3 issues to tell a story that could be done in 1-2 because they can or because they want to play with side details, and sometimes that works seamlessly and sometimes it doesn't. I am curious if this will lead to another Jaime/Booster team up in the lead story, but at any rate some cohesion between strips in the same book is a great idea.

Normally I complain about $4 books, but this one has two solid strips and has become a solid package, with one strip usually picking up when the other is not as good as it was a month prior, and so on. Even despite taking a few extra minutes on a scenic route than needed, BOOSTER GOLD is still a DC book worth my time and dollars every month.

INCREDIBLE HERCULES #134: It's not only a fact that since the "split" between titular hero and sidekick, that the Hercules story is better; the fact is that the quality is almost twice as good. If the Cho story is two stars, this is a four, easy. It has a faster pace, far more jokes, better art, more action...really, must I go on? At least with the biweekly format, both will come to a head at about the same time, and Pak and Van Lente have more time to settle their agenda before the title is eventually canceled from low sales.

What? This is a post-CAPTAIN BRITAIN, AGENTS OF ATLAS world. Good books always die. The fact that this one has survived beyond 18 issues is a feat unto itself. If it makes it past 24 that will almost be a record. I have no faith that this book will be around this time in 2010. Therefore I appreciate the moves to jam in more story as quickly as possible. Best to finish the run on a high, if it has to come to an end.

Reilly Brown continues his work on IH and it's incredible stuff. IH has had a rotating cast of artists but by and large has usually had many solid ones, and Brown is no exception. It's certainly a better use of his skills than the last few issues of NEW WARRIORS last year. He manages to draw monsters, superheroes, mythical beings and scenery, as well as make it action packed when it must and light and comical when he must, too. Not everyone can do that. The story chugs along with Hercules in Asgard pretending he is Thor, alongside his father Zeus, who has amnesia and is in the form of a child, providing stock thunderbolts for the ruse. The pair have been tricked into heading against the dark elf queen Alflyse by Herc's old enemy Malekith; while Zeus still seems to chew Herc out, Herc is just interested in Alflyse being a total babe. After learning that not all mass media troll lore on TV is accurate, Hercules defeats some trolls and gets into Alflyse's good graces, as well as into her bedroom. Unfortunately he has suddenly been married to her, and she still seems intent on conquest. Meanwhile, the Warriors Three figure that the only way to resolve this mess is to have Thor impersonate Hercules..."skirt" and all. The last page is worth your three bucks alone.

The recap page is also hilarious; this and AGENTS OF ATLAS make good use of that page as solid comedy. Pak and Van Lente continue to provide a tag team mythical delight with this title; it's selling better than some at the bottom of the Top 90 but still deserves to outsell Bendis drivel like THE LIST and whatnot but won't. Many books try to do "old" story lines or ideas and make them work in the modern era; this one is basically doing a Hercules/Thor rivalry story as was done in the 60's and whatnot and just playing it as action/comedy and nailing it every time. Most good books struggle to provide even one quotable quote per issue; this Herc story usually has about a dozen per issue. It's a must on every ideal comic fan's pull list.

MARVELS PROJECT #2: More of a build-up issue than the last, but c'mon, this is an eight issue story; even Brubaker will have a few build-up issues out of eight. Or even six. What distinguishes it from other decompressed works is even the build-up issues are still enjoyable and entertaining. To be honest, REBORN is getting all the sales and attention, but two issues in MARVELS PROJECT may end up being the more solid tale narrative wise. This is the indie film to REBORN's sloppy corporate blockbuster; even the best sloppy corporate blockbusters are hogwash compared to a quieter, more focused work.

The first issue started in 1938 and got the gears moving, this one picks up at the start of 1940, as the Axis powers make more movements and the rise of masked superheroes were on the rise in New York. Tom Halloway, "The Angel", among the first. Unfortunately, their quest against organized crime and corruption is often mocked by the police, who don't even show respect when one, Phantom Bullet, is found dead in an alley. The press, however, eats it up and even the ostracized android Human Torch stumbles into the game, burning some mobsters before trying out for the police force. It turns out that while working for the Nazi's, Dr. Eskine examined John Steele, a little known "soldier of fortune" hero from 1940 before being rescued and whisked out of the country by Nick Fury and Red Hargrove. Of course, the Axis powers have figured out that the Americans have liberated Eskine, and start up the sleeper operation that will eventually assassinate him.

Epting's art is as great as you would expect, with some truly excellent color work by Stewart on the Human Torch effects. The art for this book is much better than on THE TORCH. While many feared retcons from this title, what Brubaker is really doing is furthering the work that MARVELS and other stories started of trying to make the Golden Age a little more cohesive and inter-related. This isn't some Romulus/WOLVERINE ORIGINS style cluster****, but merely connecting some dots that were already there in a subtle way. John Steele was already established as being a super-strong, steel skinned "merc" back in 1940 comics, why not involve him with Eskine? All the heroes Angel mentioned were real figures (hell, Fiery Mask and Mister E would wind up back in the modern era of 2008 before JMS & Weston went on "haitus" in THE TWELVE) and characters, after all. Brubaker is just wiping off some of the dust and cheese and translating these characters and situations for a more modern style of storytelling and reader comprehension. Connecting Phantom Bullet to Angel was a nice twist, especially as many characters in the Golden Age maybe showed up in one or two comics and then were never seen again, so they're fresh for this sort of yarn. Epting definitely gave the Phantom Bullet a better outfit; in 1940 he was basically fighting in a speedo, a cape, boots, and little else. Brubaker seems to be taking heroes from specific years for each issue of MARVELS PROJECT. Last issue were characters who showed up in 1938-1939 such as Angel, Torch, and Namor. While they all were mentioned or shown in issue two, this issue featured characters from 1940 like Steele or Bullet, and so on. This is naturally alongside more WW2 stuff with Nick Fury and whatnot, before he turned out to be the biggest sucker in the universe in SECRET WARRIORS.

I have the feeling this will be another one of Brubaker's masterwork stories when this is said and done. It would seem natural to release this alongside REBORN and for Marvel's 70th anniversary, but hopefully it is not buried in all that dreck and sells decently. Sales on this, I could argue, might serve as a primer in case Brubaker wanted to give Barnes his own book once Steve is back. If MARVELS PROJECT tanks, I wouldn't expect a Barnes title would do any better without it being the CAPTAIN AMERICA title. But that's all conjecture for the future. In the present MP is a solid read.

NOMAD: GIRL WITHOUT A WORLD #1: Easily the pleasant surprise of the week. After being underwhelmed by THE TORCH #1 last week, I was still iffy on indulging curiosity on this launch; $4 a pop for mini's will do that to you, make you cautious (unless you're a six figure earner). It did help that it is by Sean McKeever, returning to Marvel after a two year "exclusive" with DC, since I did like his GRAVITY. Some online haven't been especially thrilled with it ("The Buy Pile" at Comic Book Resources called it "bad", but then again they're borderline indie snobs who consider many WOK titles "Meh" territory), but I didn't expect it to remake the wheel or be the most innovative thing in the universe. Unlike THE TORCH, it is only 4 issues total, not 7-8. I only have to invest another $12 in this, not $28. Some could argue the book turns Rikki Barnes into a "typical" teenage heroine, but how many of those do we really have headlining books these days? In Marvel?

Granted, I will concede my expectations for this were probably not especially high. That said, I still found myself enjoying this far more than I expected. I likely will finish the run.

The most unintentionally hilarious part of the book is the front page crediting Jeph Loeb and Rob Liefield as "Guiding Lights" for the series. It was intended as an homage to their "work", ONSLAUGHT REBORN, which is how Rikki got to 616 in the first place. If by "Guiding Lights" you mean "overrated, past-their-prime hacks whose work should be staked and buried, unfit for the eyes of reasonable human beings", then it's accurate. Or if it was meant for Bizarro World. A more accurate homage would have been, "Brubaker took your one decent idea out of a prior, but not last, POS story Loeb & Liefield have on their resumes, glimpsed at the potential of it, and McKeever will now play with it. Have fun with insulting intelligence with HULK or learning how to draw ankles, respectively, L&L". I digress.

McKeever manages to sum up Rikki Barnes, or "Baines" as her new name is now, within a few pages of narration so you aren't lost or overwhelmed, before getting on with the story. While ONSLAUGHT REBORN was the foundation of this, it is likely that it is springboarding from her story in CAPTAIN AMERICA #600, which sold gangbusters despite being a whole Lincoln in price (but had plenty of story pages to make up for it). She was Bucky on an alternate universe, who is suddenly stuck in ours, where Steve Rogers is still dead for the moment and the New Cap, James Barnes, seems to not want much to do with her. She tries to meet with him, but Black Widow continues her b**** streak from INVINCIBLE IRON MAN and basically tells her to do her home work and piss off, albeit for Rikki's own safety. In-between goggle fights, Rikki attends high school and washes dishes to afford a dingy apartment. The biggest draw of this world, however, is that here her elder brother John isn't a Nazi psychopath, and is worth hanging around. At least so far. Even odds on him becoming a menace, even if tragically?

Things are not as they seem at Rikki's high school, otherwise things would be boring. There's a shallow student election going on, only one guy seems to rally some of the students. He's gathered a few from various social backgrounds to "enforce" positive ethics, but by verbally bullying those doing things "inappropriate", like making out in the halls. Rikki decides to investigate and ends up fighting a werewolf. Quite a twist! She manages to escape, although injured and with her costume torn, to find that her apartment's had an intruder, leaving her a "Nomad" costume. Naturally, Steve Rogers became Nomad in the 70's to protest corrupt government (i.e. the Ford administration), and 1950's sidekick Jack Monroe was Nomad for quite some time. If New Cap won't take a sidekick who isn't Widow, it makes perfect sense for Rikki to take up the mantle. Of course, it would make Natasha and James a bit callous that they're not willing to meet with Rikki, but they're happy to give her costumes and mission orders, but we don't know it was them who provided the gear yet, do we?

David Baldeon does the interior art, and it's rather solid for a Marvel House style superhero comic. Kinetic when it has to be, quite for the school scenes, everyone looks young, the color work by Chris Sotomayor is good, it looks very cool for a Cap spin off mini. A different style than Cap, but that works too. This is more straight-up superhero than ops/espionage based stuff. It isn't the greatest story ever, but it's perfectly fine if you want meat-and-potatoes hero stuff or you liked Rikki from CA #600. Besides, the trade will be 4 cents more expensive than just buying it now anyway, at least. If you are going to bite, bite now.
 
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WAR OF KINGS: WHO WILL RULE? #1: In effect this is WAR OF KINGS #7. It has the same creative team of Abnett, Lanning, and Paul Pelletier on art. It is the proper resolution of the story after the explosive climax of WAR OF KINGS #6. Given that that mini held up rather well over the haul (it debuted at over 60k and finished over 40k, which is very good for a Marvel space book considering NOVA and GOTG average maybe 26-29k at peak), I am curious if this will sell better as a one shot that it is or if it had been WOK #7. It isn't as if Bendis or Ross haven't stretched stories at least seven issues for far less reason. At any rate, this is the proper resolution to the summer's space epic and gears way for their next line wide theme, REALM OF KINGS.

It's the aftermath of the climatic battle. Black Bolt and Vulcan are MIA and presumed dead, and The Fault now lingers in space as a giant hole in reality itself. Gladiator has taken over administrative duties for the Shi'ar and arranged a surrender to the Kree, feeling it the best option for recovery. The Inhumans, for their part, are still reacting to Bolt's death. Medusa is in mourning, Crystal is still competing with Kallark for narration, and Maximus is hilariously nagging about being made king. Crystal feels that she will be forced as "regent" of the Shi'ar much as she was made to marry Ronan to symbolize their unity between species. Polaris continues to serve as confidant to Crystal while Havok gains a spiffy new outfit but still does very little, even when the rest of the Imperial Guard attack during Lilandra's funeral. Gladiator reluctantly accepts Crystal's position that he is the only one fit to rule right now, even by process of elimination, and takes the Matrix, er, Staff of Leadership.

There were a few amusing lines here, which is part of why Abnett and Lanning have made Marvel space their own. They do their research and keep things tight, but they also have fun with it and don't drown things in endless bleak angst like the 90's comics did; 90's space comics, aside for Pip the Troll, usually took themselves VERY seriously at all times. "DnA" know the joy and strength of comedic interludes.

One bit of unintentional humor is when Crystal claims that Gladiator's betrayal of Vulcan showed that he was "willing to break the rules to do the right thing." Lady, that was the first time in 100 years that he did that. Vulcan was merely the second out of three rulers who proved to be violently insane and Gladiator waited until he'd killed plenty of Kree and Inhuman wedding guests and war was already rocking the cosmos to rebel. Don't treat him as if he's Han Freaking Solo, Crystal. Then again, she is someone who never let a thing like marriage stop her from getting down, and felt a domino mask was proper funeral attire. Since when does she wear a domino mask!?

Aside for that, it's what you would expect. The status quo is set up for REALM OF KINGS with Kallark in charge of the Shi'ar, a vengeful and saddened Medusa Queen of the Inhumans, Darkhawk wanted for Lilandra's murder, and the Fault and Magus looming as threats in the background. Pelletier designs new outfit for many of the characters and they're pretty good; the opposite of what nearly everyone but Gorgon is wearing on the cover. The Maximus moments were quite funny and things are set up well for the next half year or so of space books. Looks to be quite a ride, as usual. Marvel's best line of books, easily.

DARK REIGN: YOUNG AVENGERS #4: I'm still enjoying this, but it still is a bit all over the place. In some ways it seems like a lot of Cornell's ideas have been shoved into a script and drawn, and this is the result. While it's not bad at all, it isn't what I or many others expected. The YA themselves get more time here than in issue one but it still seems to be about the Young Masters, guest starring the YA. Considering what a young and mishandled franchise the Young Avengers have been, in the long term this will be seen as a blunder. For what it is, it's an entertaining lark. Mark Brooks' art is as solid as ever with the story, no better or worse than you'd expect from him.

After giving the new heroes a "try-out" last week, the Young Avengers are on a bit of damage control. Vision Jr. and Wiccan use a little magic and illusions to try to convince Executioner that he doesn't really know Kate Bishop's superhero identity, and thus can't blackmail his way onto the team. On the contrary, after they reveal to him that his mother is actually the criminal Princess Python, Daniel decides to kill his own mom with a car bomb. Yikes, between this, and being blown up and then blinded/married to Gibbon in PUNISHER WAR JOURNAL last year, it's been a rough 12 months for Princess Python. The Young Avengers see Enchantress and Coat Of Arms as potential teammates, but not the rest. Melter sees this as trying to split the team, while Patriot tries to explain it as seeing if he can properly lead and forge his buddies without relying on Enchantress. Unfortunately, this breaks the "masters" apart. Big Zero and Egghead see the YA as enemies, while losing Enchantress drives Melter more into the line of villainy. Coat Of Arms like Speed, but explains that she needs to see Melter through on his course, saddened that he gave into villainy in the end. Because, apparently, melting everyone who comes close to you in your life is always how heroes turn out.

The irony is that THOR is a bi-monthly book but even IT is ahead of some books' continuity, since Loki is no longer in Sif's womanly form. Some titles have been slow to shift to that status quo, such as MIGHTY AVENGERS, and naturally this mini is stuck. "Enchantress", it turns out, is a mortal "created" by Loki to spread mischief. While Egghead tries to download something into Vision Jr. (which apparently is akin to rape for robots), Melter contacts Osborn and gets the Dark Avengers in on the deal. The last issue likely will have some sort of fight where the YA escape but the young Masters become tools of Osborn or something. Functionally, the story is fine. The art is good, some decent new characters, some entertaining lines and whatnot, and I don't regret the issues. It just isn't what was expected or even what may have been best; it reminds me of the last NEW WARRIORS in a way. It tried too hard to defy expectations, and paid the price.

Cornell inserts some weird bits into this (Egghead is completely messed up, and Enchantress trying to seduce Wiccan was smirk-worthy), but in all honesty this would have been better played a little straighter and with an editorial board that made up it's mind to move forward on the franchise, rather than keeping it in spin cycle in the faint fantasy that Heinberg will return. Stature and Vision Jr. at least have MIGHTY AVENGERS but the rest deserve better.
 
The Unwritten has been a series that hadn't really grabbed me in the first arc. I admit that the premise and the mystery kind of kept me going with it, but not much else. This issues changed things. It is a kind off from the main story, and focuses on the late, great Rudyard Kipling. In a nutshell he is approached by a shady group to write about the extending English empire of his time. Anyone familiar with this period will know that Kipling wrote a lot of what is perceived as empirical propaganda (though that is debatable depending on how you want to tackle the stories' context. However, in this story he's undoubtedly writing pro-Empire).

What's great about this issue is how well it works with Kipling's writing career. His change from empirical driven stories to fables works great with this concept. I will say this issue has got me back to this for another arc. I just hope Carey can grab me with the main story like he did with this one. I hope we get more standalone stories like this.
 
It's kind of lame that the Torch killed Hitler in the first place. They should just retcon it back to reality.

Personally, I liked Hammond killing Hitler

And things like this just make me hate Bendis' interpretation of Bucky even more because it completely goes against Brubakers. They're two completely different characters. It makes me wish even more that Bucky wasn't a part of the Avengers or at least be a part of Mighty Avengers where Slott would respect Brubaker's interpretation of him.

Brubaker's Bucky would have never killed Hitler. Would have never joined the New Avengers. Wouldn't snubb Stark for no reason. And wouldn't get pushed aside for jokes.

Honestly, when Steve finally comes back, he better be put on Mighty Avengers and not New Avengers.
 
I just started wondering since Emma Frost and Namor have essentially been kicked out of the Cabal for their treacherous actions, and the Hood out of commission, are Norman, Loki, and Doom going to replace them?
 
Personally, I liked Hammond killing Hitler

And things like this just make me hate Bendis' interpretation of Bucky even more because it completely goes against Brubakers. They're two completely different characters. It makes me wish even more that Bucky wasn't a part of the Avengers or at least be a part of Mighty Avengers where Slott would respect Brubaker's interpretation of him.

Brubaker's Bucky would have never killed Hitler. Would have never joined the New Avengers. Wouldn't snubb Stark for no reason. And wouldn't get pushed aside for jokes.

Honestly, when Steve finally comes back, he better be put on Mighty Avengers and not New Avengers.

I feared Bendis would mutilate Barnes. When I left New Avengers after the last SI issue, I was dreading hearing tales of butchering.

I didn't mind James Hammond frying Hitler in 616. I mean they had a gazillion superheroes in WWII. A slew of them were on war-front teams like the Invaders or All-Winners Squad or whatever. It makes sense that at least one of them would take out Hitler. Besides, Hitler didn't really die. He would live on in endless clones made by Arnim Zola, who usually all went by "Hate-Monger".

Bendis retconing it to Bucky Barnes merely defies decades of conventional stories and logic as by then the pair were frozen/comatose. But Bendis feels he is beyond research. The last time an editor told him "no", it was when he asked if they'd just told him "no". ;)
 
I feared Bendis would mutilate Barnes. When I left New Avengers after the last SI issue, I was dreading hearing tales of butchering.
Seriously, Bucky being a part of the New Avengers makes no sense since the New Avengers are against Steve's wishes

I didn't mind James Hammond frying Hitler in 616. I mean they had a gazillion superheroes in WWII. A slew of them were on war-front teams like the Invaders or All-Winners Squad or whatever. It makes sense that at least one of them would take out Hitler. Besides, Hitler didn't really die. He would live on in endless clones made by Arnim Zola, who usually all went by "Hate-Monger".
I did see a comic that combined Hagar the Horrible with Hate-Monger.

Bendis retconing it to Bucky Barnes merely defies decades of conventional stories and logic as by then the pair were frozen/comatose. But Bendis feels he is beyond research.
The worst part was that he retconned it just for a ****ing joke.

The last time an editor told him "no", it was when he asked if they'd just told him "no". ;)
Well, the editors told him that Magneto couldn't be a part of the Cabal. Guess that counts for something.
 
Kick-ass 7 was awesome. Yeah, there are a few giant **** YOUs to really obsessed comic fan boys in there. I liked the real "secret origin" of Big Daddy and Hit Girl as in [blackout]they don't have one. Big Daddy was just a bored, elitist comic book fan, who didn't want his daugher "growing up watching American Idol", so he took her away and started training her. He just randomly picked this specific mobster to be their arch enemy [/blackout]
 
I'm pretty sure we can all just ignore the whole Bucky killed Hitler thing. It was a oneliner joke that's impossible.

As for the Cabal. I'm pretty sure Namor and Emma are out, but the Hood is on a quest to get his powers back, led by Loki, so he might still be good. But Dark Reign is coming to a close at the end of the year so I don't think there'd be any point in replacing them. I think Emma and Namor's betraying the Cabal is the start of their implosion.

And since when is Loki a guy again? When did this happen? I noticed he was a guy in some one panel of an issue I don't recall and thought it was a messup. That makes me feel better knowing that he's a guy now, though for my binding projects I'll probalby have to pick up that issue so that later issues make sense.
 
Argh, the Hood's buddies with Loki now? Where is this happening? I might be interested in taking a look at that.

Loki's been a dude again since Thor #602. He spilled the beans about Sif to Don Blake (with a couple twists to make sure Thor wouldn't hold Loki responsible), and then reverted to his normal body off-panel because he knew Thor would free Sif's spirit and it would automatically return to her body. It all happened a little too quickly for my tastes. I thought there'd be more of a dramatic payoff after JMS built up the Loki/Sif thing for so long. Oh well.
 
New Avengers. Brother Voodoo (the new Sorceror Supreme) took him on and stripped Dormammu from him. The Hood, or rather, just Parker Robbins, was left powerless but was confronted by Loki and asked if he wants power again, and he said yes. Last we saw he/she was leading him somewhere where he can gain new power. And we get the idea he/she's still playing the role of chessmaster, the Hood as one of her pawns. Dispite the Bendis hate around here (and I see the reasons for it) New Avengers has been decently good since Secret Invasion ended. It has its flaws of course but the basic storyline has been good.
 
Oh... and I just read up some stuff. Not to go into detail but...

War of Kings aftermath one shot - :up: (This series' biggest success was turning me into a Gladiator fan)

Utopia Exodus - :up: (This makes me proud to be an X-Fan)

Green Lantern Corps - :up: (Salaak freakin' rocks!)

Blackest Night: Batman - EH (It was okay but I expected better)


And since I had extra money this week I went back and bought some stuff I've been thinking about. I bought Incredible Hulk 600-601 and Hulk 13-14. I don't really want to buy the Red Hulk stuff but 13 was a follow up to 600 and X-Force's involvement in 14 has me curious. Turns out, I really liked them all. 601 specifically with Skaar I liked a lot, and while I'm not normally a fan of the artist I LOVE him here.

I plan on picking up Incredible Hulk regularly now as I'm a fan of Skaar, but I'm only going to get Hulk when it's important to the Incredibel Hulk's story.
 
New Avengers. Brother Voodoo (the new Sorceror Supreme) took him on and stripped Dormammu from him. The Hood, or rather, just Parker Robbins, was left powerless but was confronted by Loki and asked if he wants power again, and he said yes. Last we saw he/she was leading him somewhere where he can gain new power. And we get the idea he/she's still playing the role of chessmaster, the Hood as one of her pawns. Dispite the Bendis hate around here (and I see the reasons for it) New Avengers has been decently good since Secret Invasion ended. It has its flaws of course but the basic storyline has been good.
Never mind. :csad:
 
Seriously, Bucky being a part of the New Avengers makes no sense since the New Avengers are against Steve's wishes


I did see a comic that combined Hagar the Horrible with Hate-Monger.


The worst part was that he retconned it just for a ****ing joke.


Well, the editors told him that Magneto couldn't be a part of the Cabal. Guess that counts for something.

It does, although that only counts for the usual policy of keeping the X-Men in their own little pocket rarely interacting with the rest of Marvel beyond a token mini or mention here and there, or Wolverine (and to a lessor recent degree, Storm and Emma Frost). I mean, you've never seen any other heroes pitch in against Apocalypse, nor have the X-Men usually cared to help other teams much.

The New Avengers are acting against Steve's wishes?

Loki's been a dude again since Thor #602. He spilled the beans about Sif to Don Blake (with a couple twists to make sure Thor wouldn't hold Loki responsible), and then reverted to his normal body off-panel because he knew Thor would free Sif's spirit and it would automatically return to her body. It all happened a little too quickly for my tastes. I thought there'd be more of a dramatic payoff after JMS built up the Loki/Sif thing for so long. Oh well.

JMS was/is leaving the book, so he had to wrap things in a hurry. Apparently in such a hurry that many other books that seemed to like Loki as a lady have yet to catch up. THOR's a bi-monthly and it's AHEAD of some titles. :o
 
Eh, we know Loki would trade genitals again at some point. Thankfully, we'll be free of anymore "Doom keeping Loki and Emma as sex-slaves" pics from now on. ;)
 
Oh what the heck, I'll repeat what I've said on another site since no one has mentioned this issue yet...

The Shield #1

Out of the Red Circle one shots by JMS, my favorite was The Web, but the one with the Shield was intriguing as well so I picked this first issue for the series itself up.

This time around the writer is Eric Trautmann, and I admit I'm not familiar with his work. However, he delivers the goods. He finds the 'voice' for Lt. Joe Higgins aka the Shield pretty fast, and indeed, unlike the one shot, which seemed to revolve AROUND Joe showing the folks in his life and how they see him, we get a better look into what's going on in Joe's head as he goes about his mission assigned to him by the U.S. Army.

A "flagsuit" hero who still is part of the Armed Forces probably not an easy thing to write in times like these. Even using fictional nations, you have to walk that fine line between having our hero dedicated to his country, his job, and his fellow soldiers without making him jingoistic or overcompensating and having him come across as hating the government he takes orders from. It's only the first issue, but I'd say for the most part the Shield comes across as thoughtful and very aware of what he represents without falling too far to either extreme.

One thing I enjoyed was the smile and sense of fun the Shield had as he hit sky in the first pages. Mix that with the dedication and compassion shown in the book (in small ways) and I think Joe Higgins is the sort of guy I would want to read about.

I've tackled the writing, let me get to the art. My god, it's beautiful. It's very wide screen, allowing plenty of room for the internal monologue of the character without seeming cramped at all. Marco Rudy tightens it up in later shots, but seems to have a really good flow for telling stories with pictures. When there is action, the screen widens, when there is person to person chatter, it closes in and then back again. He seems to handle both explosions and facial expressions well, and that's kind of the A to Z of comic book art right there imo.

The art team of Rudy, Gray, and Lyon made this a stellar first issue visually speaking.


My only gripe with the book is the same thing that some folks will love. We get a guest star at the end of it (Not hard to guess who if you have looked at the solicits for the issues after this) and I just felt it was too soon for that. I know that this book will need every push it can get to really break out. Many a fine series has withered on the shelf and died much too young so guest stars can help them, but it still felt too soon to me to have one.

Still, the guest star chosen made sense and isn't exactly a mega star himself.


Overall, I'd give the first issue of Shield an 8 out of 10.

I didn't enjoy the Inferno back feature as much, and the fact it had a case of 'last page guest star' as well made me sigh. Jerwa's story has a slightly X-Files feel to it, which I'm sure many will enjoy but it just isn't my cuppa. The art of it seemed either too dark or too fuzzy depending on if flames were in the scene. It might fit the mood of noir, but after the crisp lines of the first feature, it came across looking as a bit sloppy to me.

Given my own preferences are likely biasing me, and the few pages it has don't give it much chance to try to shine yet, I'll say the Inferno back up feature gets a 5/10 from me.
 
It does, although that only counts for the usual policy of keeping the X-Men in their own little pocket rarely interacting with the rest of Marvel beyond a token mini or mention here and there, or Wolverine (and to a lessor recent degree, Storm and Emma Frost). I mean, you've never seen any other heroes pitch in against Apocalypse, nor have the X-Men usually cared to help other teams much.
The New Avengers in Dark Reign: The List - Avengers seemed quite eager to help the X-Men.

The New Avengers are acting against Steve's wishes?
The point of Steve surrendering in Civil War was because he saw the damage that the fighting was causing and saw that the overwhelming amount of the people he was protecting, supported registration. While he still personally opposed registration, his actions in Civil War were brash and he should have more willing to come to the table and talk it through and not reject Iron Man's peace offerings.

After Civil War, the New Avengers represented active resistance to the Registration Act and essentially continued the Civil War between pro and anti registration forces. They still represent that even with Norman Osborn in charge.

Steve on the other hand turned into a more passive resistance in which he realized that while still wrong, registration was the law and there are other methods to fight and change the law that don't involve antagonizing the people you're meant to protect, alienating your most vital of allies, or cause millions of dollars in property damage.
 
Steve would probably be more inclined to go with Hank's solution to the Osborn-in-control problem: ignore it and just do what superheroes are supposed to do wherever he can.
 
Steve would probably be more inclined to go with Hank's solution to the Osborn-in-control problem: ignore it and just do what superheroes are supposed to do wherever he can.

I really want Steve to join the Mighty Avengers and put U.S.Agent on the Dark Avengers when Steve comes back.

Steve joining what the world perceives as the real Avengers would be a good slap in the face to the New Avengers by making them realize that their actions of continuing the Civil War are just stupid. Meanwhile, instead of constantly rebelling and antagonizing people, he gets to do the superhero thing.

And with John Walker's revelation to be a Norman Osborn supporter, he could fill in the role of the "Dark" Captain America that Norman Osborn wants without Red Skull, who would most likely screw him over. Walker on the other hand would be loyal like Venom, Ares, and the Sentry.
 
I can't imagine Cap joining the Mighty Avengers and Hank remaining as leader.
 
I don't really want Walker to be treated as a villain again, personally, but he would fit pretty well on the Dark Avengers. Granted, he'd probably beat the crap out of Bullseye and Gargan when he realizes what they're doing behind the scenes.
 

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