Bought/Thought for July 21st, 2010 - SPOILERS

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Avengers' third issue was considerably better than its first two. Still a few instances of annoying Bendis dialogue but not too bad as a whole. There were actually a few Spider-Man lines that got me close to a chuckle. Bendis seems to be making a concerted effort to portray Thor as the team's serious heavyweight, which is lovely to me. He also appears to be the field leader of the team sent out to deal with the present-day emergencies, which is neat. Usually he's relegated to being just the heavyweight (and traditionally a pretty crappy heavyweight in earlier Avengers comics), so it's nice to see at least an implication that he's taken on a leadership role. He does have more experience than every other member of the Avengers combined, after all. I also kind of like the intent of the Hawkeye/Spider-Man banter (one experienced Avenger correcting and informing one newb), but the execution is typical, awkward Bendis dialogue that strives too hard to duplicate every iota of real speech patterns without understanding that the printed word just doesn't work quite the same way as the spoken word.

Anyway, as far as the plot goes, this is another really decompressed "prelude to something actually happening" issue. On the up side, at least this issue was decompressed with a hefty portion devoted to a pretty solid Avengers/Four Horsemen brawl instead of more talking heads. Hill is pretty annoying, but otherwise the characters all work together pretty well. I even hate Spider-Woman slightly less.

John Romita, Jr.'s art is solid, as ever. I particularly liked his Four Horsemen, although I wish they weren't all weird horse/person hybrids. At least make them centaurs instead of just having their legs somehow melt into the midsection of the horse, whose head dangles in front of them like some kind of giant horsey phallus. It was just a really freaky visual to me.

So yeah, big improvement over #1, moderate improvement over #2. Hopefully something actually happens next issue.
 
So, I got Scott Pilgrim's Finest Hour today, read it, and let it simmer a bit. It didn't end like I was expecting at all, but there were still plenty of 'Holy ****!' moments, along with the lovely humor of the series, to make it feel just right. Like the other installments, Scott Pilgrim always surprises me with how touching and silly it can simultaneously be. I won't bother with plot recap and rehash (odds are if you're interested in the book, you've already bought it or plan to, and don't need that)

Seems the main criticism I see for the book from those who have read it is the 'Happy Ending'. Even though I think is it fair to peg the ending in that manner, I don't think it's as happy sappy as others are making it out to be. For those who seem to think so, I would recommended going back and reading the first third of the book closer. I do know that fans of a [blackout]Kim Pine and Scott relationship[/blackout] are going to be disappointed, but still think it makes sense how everyone ends up.

I think the message of the series, if there's a message to be had, is that change happens and you have to deal with it in some form or fashion (unless you're the mainstream comic book industry, har har). Though, even with said change, it doesn't mean that everything necessarily fades away or morphs into something unrecognizable, and sometimes, if only so rarely, we can try something again through seasoned eyes, even if we know failure may be lurking over the rise.

Overall, I feel it's a good end to a fun series; can't wait for the film and game next month.
 
Avengers #3 has improved since #1. There's something going on with JRJR's art that I'm not digging right now. The story itself isn't bad at all, it's just slow as hell. Brubaker's SA is nowhere near as slow as this is as folks talked about a few weeks ago.

I read Black Widow #4 and it crammed almost 3X the stuff in the same amount of pages. There were flashbacks, Bucky, Lady Bullseye and plot development left and right.

I agree about Thor being pushed big time as the field leader of this team. Back in the day he would get written with a touch of Quicksilver level hotheadedness every so often and since his last stint with the team in 03 he's had a lot of character development. Nice to see Bendis is picking up on this.
 
Prince of Power #3: Anyone who is not reading this is missing out. "EXPRESSION! WORTHY! OF DEATH SCRUNCHIE!" :lmao:
 
Black Widow #4 - the penultimate issue of Marjorie Liu's run/arc, which is sad, because this is overall a very good comic. The plot is a bit ropey in places, with everybody basically understanding the mystery here, necessitating a lot of vague dialogue and half-finished sentences to keep the audience guessing. But the characterization is perfect, from Natasha herself, to James (Liu does a really good version of him, and their relationship), to various minor characters we've only met in this story, like Black Rose). I also liked bringing Lady Bullseye into the story in a minor role, albeit interestingly depicted as a known quantity on first-name terms with Natasha. Daniel Acuna's art fits the series a lot better then I thought it would.

Heroic Age: Prince of Power #3 - "Assault on New Olympus" and its immediate aftermath were among the heaviest moments in the history of the series, but this is much more of a light adventure yarn, which is an interesting choice to take with an arc that's about bringing Hercules back from the dead (though given Pak and Van Lente's demonstrated skill, I expect them to switch gears to "poignant" effortlessly next issue). Cho and Thor continue to bicker, while Delphyne kills a bunch of Vali's mooks, who are nameless and faceless, and thus have no chance against a named character. I was expecting a bit more "should I kill Athena" dilemma, but the Goddess of Wisdom, even when looking like Aunt May, quickly takes control of the situation. I thought Delphyne's quasi-turn in "Assault" was kind of half-done, but clearly that was just setup for her fuller turn here.

New Mutants #15 - with X-Force ending, I decided another X-title would take its place, and I've enjoyed the trades I've read of this series (plus the old Classic volumes). Anyhoo, crossover's over, and everybody is going on vacation - which, incidentally, is a terrible idea for X-Men. The only place less safe than X-Men headquarters for a mutant is being outside X-Men headquarters; you always end up kidnapped and used as bait. Most of the issue, though, is just the characters unwinding; Wells does a good job handling Warlock's reaction to having been forced to absorb life-force in "Second Coming", in particular. And, good user of continuity that he is, he's following up on the Magik/Pixie story that began in New X-Men and was most recently spotlighted in the Hellbound mini. Plus, Sam and Dani drunkenly make out!
 
Dark Wolverine #88. This was the first installment of the four parter Franken-Castle /Daken crossover. I rather enjoyed this book. Most of it was taken up by the usual fight between the two guys, but what made this especially amusing was how Daken kept flirting with Castle the whole time the Punisher was beating the crap out of him. Gotta love it. I wasn't sure how this was going to be but I'm loving it so far. :D
 
Brightest Day finally had a mostly good issue, as opposed to the couple good pages surrounded by boring s*** of the past few issues. First and foremost: no Hawks. :awesome: Additionally, we get the majority of the issue devoted to the Martian Manhunter, who's been sorely neglected so far. He gets a fun, spooky mystery that appeals to his oft-forgotten detective side, which I like. The creepy Martian conglomerate thing looks to be the mysterious villain behind J'onn's troubles, but I don't know what to make of him/her/it/them just yet, except that he/she/it/they apparently like beheading people. J'onn's segment also features cameos by Oracle and Superboy, both favorites of mine. And it ends with J'onn finally in the same room as Miss Martian, which I've been waiting to see since Miss Martian was introduced and I found that she wasn't as utterly obnoxious as all of the other characters in Teen Titans at the time. Granted, M'gann's not in great shape, but I'm pretty sure she'll pull through. She's slated to appear in a cartoon pretty soon, and DC likes cross-media synergy as much as anyone.

The other stories covered in this issue feature Firestorm, Aliveman, and Aquaman. Firestorm's story looks to be getting interesting, as it appears the Black Lantern Firestorm is still hiding out somewhere in the Firestorm Matrix, haunting Jason and Ronnie to some extent. We also learn that Ronnie's apparently able to remember what the BL Firestorm did to Gehenna, which sets him apart from the other BLs and will probably have repercussions down the line. Aliveman's story continues to be utterly weird and incomprehensible, just like the white ring he's wearing. Hawk is as insufferably annoying as ever, but I try to ignore him. The segment ends with the white ring encouraging Aliveman to have himself some cheeseburgers, which was... odd. It seems to be trying to make Boston remember how to enjoy life, now that he's finally got his back.

Finally, the Aquaretcons. Mera is not from another dimension; she's apparently from the Bermuda Triangle. Mera's people are not an extradimensional group of peaceful water-manipulators; they're a group of Atlantean criminals. Mera was not the queen of her people who fell in love with Aquaman and chose to come over to his world to be with him; she was an assassin sent to exact revenge for her persecuted people on the king of Atlantis, who just so happened to be Aquaman at the time. Thankfully, the fact that she did fall in love with Arthur remains intact; she never actually tried to kill him specifically because of that. The fairy tale nature of the couple's early adventures remains intact as well, which I'm most thankful for. Unfortunately, Mera says that Black Manta was aware of her people and their true nature, implying he encountered them before Arthur did, which gives me a horrible feeling that the rumors of the new Aqualad being the son of Black Manta and Mera might actually be true. Hopefully they're not. If they are, this would basically count as Aquaman's very own Sins Past. And that's terrible. :csad: On the other hand, if they're not, the retcons to Mera's past aren't really as damaging as they could've been. I am in wait-and-see mode.

X-Factor was great this week. The book definitely seems to be at its best when it's got the team working together on cases from other Marvel bigwigs. The FF-centric case at the beginning of this volume was great. The follow-up, with the team split apart, doing random junk and being intruded upon by Second Coming bulls*** I couldn't care less about, sucked. The whole Baron Mordo thing was basically the only interesting part of that, if only because I was curious how it'd play out. Well, that arc is kind of shut down in this issue; Mordo's back to dying of cancer and Monet's fine, status quo preserved, everyone's happy. Bit of a cheap out, but hopefully more comes of it down the line. I can imagine Mordo won't be happy if he ever figures out the truth.

Anyway, this issue begins a new case from none other than Hela! I loved the noir overload at the beginning, with Hela appearing as the very picture of the mysterious noir case-giver whose motives are definitely not what they seem and who very likely has more secrets than the people she's having investigated. Longshot's reaction to her is priceless as well, reminding me that Peter David can actually write really funny stuff when he wants to. The case starts weird and becomes even weirder when they actually meet the subject of their investigation, who, if I'm not mistaken, is actually Pip, formerly of the Infinity Watch. Kind of weird that Hela's involved with him, given that he's not actually a troll; he's an alien who happens to look kind of like one. I smell misunderstanding... Either way, Pip's as rambunctious and perverted as ever. I'm interested to see where the story goes from here.

The major subplot of this issue centers squarely on Rictor and Shatterstar's new relationship, which I'm sure Rob Liefeld is overjoyed about. :awesome: They have a little tiff because Rictor isn't sure what their relationship actually is and Shatterstar has no idea how to deal with emotions of any kind. They make up and, as the issue ends, are about to indulge in the customary make-up sex when, of course, Rahne walks in! Awk-ward. Not quite up there with the jaw-dropping cliffhangers surrounding the birth and 'death' of Madrox and Siryn/Banshee's baby, but definitely a good one. :hehe:
 
Avengers #3

Best moment in this comic was the Howard Stern Show reference, with Apocalypse shouting, "Unleash the poison." (For those who don't know, that statement was spouted by the inventor of the Sybian while a lady was riding it. Very creepy guy, and a very creepy moment. Now, though, that particular saying is creeping up everywhere.)

As others have said, this issue is a vast improvement over the past two. I got interested in the story, and loved seeing the new versions of Apocalypse's horsemen. :yay:

New Avengers #2

In fact, I liked Avengers #3 more than this issue. Oh, it was alright...just the battle seemed to last forever, and it just felt like a big game of "Keep Away." My hope is that by the end of this storyline, Dr. Strange gets back his Eye Of Agamotto and things go back to the way they were before Dr. Voodoo took over as Sorcerer Supreme. :dry::yay:

Age Of Heroes #3

Four more stories...with the last two just being a 2-pager and a 1-pager. I guess we know what Slott has been up to since his run on Mighty Avengers ended....He's been writing a one-page Squirrel Girl story. (BTW, that drawing of SG on the cover has to be one of the worst SGs I've ever seen.)

Since I'm on it, I'll start with it. Squirrel Girl has come to realize after single-handly defeating Fin Fang Foom that she's bringing the GLA down and not letting them reach their full potential; so, she quits. How do you rate a one-page story?? It's not anywhere as funny as other things I've seen Dan do; but, I always like seeing SG pop up in a comic. Too bad he couldn't have her in Mighty Avengers.

The 2-pager is basically an advertisement for the upcoming Taskmaster mini by Fred Van Lente. Sadly, the storyline looks pretty generic. You could easily have numerous characters replace Tasky and work it around them. It involves a secret organization (called The Org), and they've framed Taskmaster, saying he's working for the good guys. Course, he's gonna get payback.

Third story wasn't anything special. It's Blue Marvel vs. Hyperion, and the battle is just a set up to get the hero to take a more active roll in many of the world's current catastrophes, like in Haiti.

The best story is the first, and it takes up half of this issue. The three lady-leaders of the various Avengers are doing business-type work at the Avengers tower, when Absorbing Man comes to retrieve his Ball and Chain. He's gotten back his powers since Loki took them away, and he's a bit drunk, too. Cute story...but, pretty forgettable soon after you've read it.

There isn't much to this issue, and I wouldn't recommend it. :dry:

X-Men: Phoenix Force Handbook

This handbook is a tie-in with Second Coming, with characters closely tied to the Phoenix Force, like Jean Grey, Rachel Summers, and Hope. If you like Handbooks and/or want to know more about the Phoenix Force, it's a great issue to own. :yay:

Dracula #4

Just another example of Marvel being a bit greedy. They take the Dracula mini from a couple years ago and colorize it. Of course, it's probably suppose to draw in fans of the new vampire/X-Men storyline...but, I doubt very many shops are even getting it in. I know my shop only orders it for me. The story is good, but where my poor rating comes in is that it's in no way worth getting if you've already picked up the previous one or Dynamite's more recent Dracula comic. :dry:

Marvelman Primer

By Primer, Marvel means Spotlight. This looks into the history of Marvelman and gives readers a look into his new adventures coming soon. I did find it interesting, especially the interview with the creator, Mick Anglo. (Kind of shocked the dude was still alive.) I hope the new adventures are better than the original material, though. Because, last week's reprints bored the heck out of me. :yay:

True Blood #1

I'm a big fan of the show, and have watched since the first day it aired on HBO. But, I came into this comic with mixed feelings. Love that True Blood was coming to the comics; but, uneasy that IDW got that task.

Now, it's better than other IDW comics I've read...and, the art is actually passable for once; but, if you've never seen the show, you'll have no idea who these characters are. The comic doesn't set them up for people unfamiliar with Sookie and her cast of characters...and, this comic is more a spin-off of the tv show than the original books. My biggest complaint is that there is none of the drama and great characterization that we see in the show; thus, fans of it will have a lesser view of comic versions of popular shows...which only makes comics seem less enjoyable. (And, face it, it's hard enough getting non-comic fans to get into this medium.) :dry:

Walking Dead #75

Nice annniversary issue, with Rick going a bit mental at the end...and, the writer throwing the reader for a loop with that wacky ending. (Not to worry, the ending is just the writer's joke, playing up to a letter he received back in issue #7.) I have no idea where this story is leading us..which makes it even better. I feel anything can happen, and no character is safe. Also, nice seeing the full-page spreads of various characters that will appear in the upcoming tv show. :yay::yay:



Iron Man: Extremis - Director's Cut #5

This issue's bonus material includes Ellis' script for this issue, and a look at the new Motion Comic based on this Extremis storyline.
 
X-Factor was great this week. The book definitely seems to be at its best when it's got the team working together on cases from other Marvel bigwigs. The FF-centric case at the beginning of this volume was great. The follow-up, with the team split apart, doing random junk and being intruded upon by Second Coming bulls*** I couldn't care less about, sucked. The whole Baron Mordo thing was basically the only interesting part of that, if only because I was curious how it'd play out. Well, that arc is kind of shut down in this issue; Mordo's back to dying of cancer and Monet's fine, status quo preserved, everyone's happy. Bit of a cheap out, but hopefully more comes of it down the line. I can imagine Mordo won't be happy if he ever figures out the truth.

Anyway, this issue begins a new case from none other than Hela! I loved the noir overload at the beginning, with Hela appearing as the very picture of the mysterious noir case-giver whose motives are definitely not what they seem and who very likely has more secrets than the people she's having investigated. Longshot's reaction to her is priceless as well, reminding me that Peter David can actually write really funny stuff when he wants to. The case starts weird and becomes even weirder when they actually meet the subject of their investigation, who, if I'm not mistaken, is actually Pip, formerly of the Infinity Watch. Kind of weird that Hela's involved with him, given that he's not actually a troll; he's an alien who happens to look kind of like one. I smell misunderstanding... Either way, Pip's as rambunctious and perverted as ever. I'm interested to see where the story goes from here.

The major subplot of this issue centers squarely on Rictor and Shatterstar's new relationship, which I'm sure Rob Liefeld is overjoyed about. :awesome: They have a little tiff because Rictor isn't sure what their relationship actually is and Shatterstar has no idea how to deal with emotions of any kind. They make up and, as the issue ends, are about to indulge in the customary make-up sex when, of course, Rahne walks in! Awk-ward. Not quite up there with the jaw-dropping cliffhangers surrounding the birth and 'death' of Madrox and Siryn/Banshee's baby, but definitely a good one. :hehe:
I agree, this was a great read. I especially love the whole Rictor / Shatterstar thing. It's about time it was dealt with outright instead of them just dancing around the edges of things. PAD is such a great writer, I hope they never take him off this book. :D
 
Yeah, I hope he gets to keep going on the series. I'm actually curious what the sales are like, since that's the only thing that will determine that. Where's Dread when you need him? ;)
 
PAD is X-Factor. X-Factor is PAD. His sensibilities are why this book has been so consistently good for so long. I thought the handling of Rictor and Shatterstar worked very well this issue, since the problem of how Star actually views the relationship has sort of been bubbling for a while. Preggo-Rahne's return should be interesting. Wonder how accurate the cover for the next issue (her tackling Shatterstar out a window) is?

In other areas, Deadpool's Vegas arc comes to a close, and really makes no sense at all. Wade's really kind of screwed Weasel over but good. Then again, he's been forgiven for worse (and that "worse", the Box, has been referenced a few times in this arc). Know what made me enjoy this issue, though? The triumphant return of Blind Al. Seriously, where's she been?

And lastly, Avengers. There was stuff, People fought. I chuckled a few times. Iron Man tried to reach out to Apocalypse, pointing out that his presence meant a serious disruption in the time-stream. Apocalypse didn't take too well to this, though he and his Horsemen were banished by issue's end. Last page, with an unnecessary extra Spidey quip, featured a cameo by a tragically non-monocled Devil Dinosaur. I demand that he wear a monocle next issue. And maybe ask the Avengers if they know what Monica Rambeau is up to.
 
Age of Heroes was good this week. The "Agents of the Avengers" (I was really hoping they'd go with "Steve's Angels," but alas...) had a fun story where they take down a drunken Absorbing Man. Hand and Hill still kind of bug me, though. I've figured out what it is I don't like about Hill: she's too much of the by-the-book super-agent. When Tony was out on his ass and she was a fugitive right alongside him, she had no book. She was forced to improvise and figure out how to cope with her new reality. That was good. Now she's in charge of the Avengers and, once again, she's back to being the micro-managing, obnoxious, overbearing, alpha female leader-type and it's just as irritating as it was when she was running SHIELD before. But Sharon and Jarvis are cool in this story, at least.

The Blue Marvel story was decent. Adam restores his commitment to superheroics, which was a good moment even to me, and I actually haven't read anything with him before this. Only problem I had is that he reeks of Sentryism. He's a new character inserted back into the past via retcons, he's got his own swanky base on the moon with Uatu as his best buddy, and he's apparently overflowing with power--enough to easily handle the insanely powerful reality-hopping Hyperion from Exiles, who's slaughtered entire planets of heroes with ease himself. That's a bit too much Mary Sue-ism, much as it was with the Sentry. But, on the up side, at least Adam seems to have his head on straight. Also, M. C. Wyman's art has improved by leaps and bounds since his time on Thor in the '90s. He was barely a step above Rob Liefeld back then, but the art on this story is quite solid.

Taskmaster's story wasn't really a story; more of a prequel setting up the status quo for his mini-series. I generally don't like it when the publishers shortchange us with a tiny story--effectively just a beginning, in this case--and then hit us with a "to be continued in the upcoming mini-series Whateverthef*** next week/month!" It sucked when DC did it with that Atom special a couple weeks ago and it's only slightly better here because this story was just one of a handful of short stories in this issue. That said, I would've picked up a Taskmaster mini by Fred Van Lente in a heartbeat anyway, so I'm looking forward to it. The plot with the mysterious "Org" sounds cool. Glad to see Jefte Palo landed on his feet after Doctor Voodoo, too. I like his art.

Last story is a quick one-pager with Squirrel Girl. She quits the GLA (for their own good, naturally), so that's somewhat important. But of course the real draw of the story is just Dan Slott having fun with Squirrel Girl, and while the story isn't one of the funniest I've seen from Slott, it's chuckle-worthy. Good bit of fun to end on, at the very least.

Thunderbolts was good too. I've given up all hope of Parker writing the Juggernaut in any kind of decent way, so the fact that he acts like a total moron and gets taken down like a chump again in this issue didn't really faze me. Crossbones, Moonstone, and Ghost are easily the breakout stars of this series, it seems. Crossbones' irreverence adds some nice dramatic conflict to the team, Moonstone seems to be crushing on Cage because he's in a position of power, and Ghost is just hilariously awesome all the time. We get some more stuff with the prior T-bolts in this issue, too. Mach V actually accompanies the team on their mission, although he proves largely ineffective at... um, everything. Anyway, Walker's art is good. His faces sometimes look really awkward, but overall he has a good style for the tone of the series.

The Walking Dead finally brings the Community plot to a head. Rick makes his move and has the breakdown we all saw coming. Interestingly, it looks like Glenn was his only accomplice. Abraham's settling into life at the Community nicely, taking on responsibilities of his own, Andrea was pretty taken aback at the mere mention of bringing violence to the Community, Gabriel sells Rick out because he believes it's his duty as a servant of God or something, and Michonne is the one who actually takes Rick down when he goes on his tear.

... And then everything goes bats*** insane. I really like how Kirkman chose to celebrate this milestone. He tells a chapter of the ongoing story and then leaves it on a cliffhanger that resumes after the letters page in a very non-continuity way that's pretty funny. It's aliens, man! The aliens were behind it all! I loved everything about the little gag tale, from the fact that Kirkman had it colored to further differentiate it from the actual story's tone to the sheer absurdity of the plot. The Governor's appearance at the end was especially great.

Curiously, though, I've become so drawn into the tale of the survivors in the actual TWD story that I felt kind of bad seeing most of them die horribly in this gag tale. I know it's played for laughs, but that sinking feeling watching Carl get his guts ripped out is pretty telling. Kirkman's got me hooked into these characters pretty hard. :up:

There are also some pictures of the cast for the upcoming TV show in the back, which is nice for people who haven't been following the news about it. I saw all of the pics online long ago, but it's still a nice inclusion for those who haven't (not to mention free advertising to any comic fans who may have been ignorant of the show in the first place).
 
TheCorpulent1 said:
Yeah, I hope he gets to keep going on the series. I'm actually curious what the sales are like, since that's the only thing that will determine that. Where's Dread when you need him? ;)

Sheesh, am I the only one who checks sites like ICV2? At any rate, X-FACTOR's sales have seen a spike from it's technical crossover with SECOND COMING, even if it wasn't part of the event properly. It sold just shy of 41k in June, in the Top 40 comic sellers list (albeit at #40). That's only about 800 copies less than it sold in May. X-FACTOR's sales are up over 32% within the last year and up over 10% over the past 3 years. Historically, X-FACTOR has managed to sustain some sales spikes from various promotions longer than other books tend to. It's been a consistent midcard X-Men book for a while and I don't see it hitting the skids immediately.

Another week, another half dozen comics, including a few at $4, and at least one dead book walking. As always, full spoilers ahead. And also as always, reviews are up at my Examiner link first.

Dread's BOUGHT/THOUGHT for 7/21/10:

BATMAN BEYOND #2:
Part two in this six issue mini that revisits DC & WB's fan favorite Kid's WB cartoon that went off the air about a decade ago. Paul Levitz wrote a story set in this world in this week's SUPERMAN/BATMAN annual, but I didn't know about that and to be frank I may not have wanted an extra $4 book this week anyway. Amazing how DC can actually still sell some mini series at $3 an issue, while Marvel apparently feels their entire company would be sucked into a vortex to Dimension X if a fan DARE got a break on a mini series? I digress. Adam Beechen continues on his attempt to capture the tone of the TV show, with Ryan Benjamin on art (with John Stanisci on inks and David Baron on colors). There are some differences; Old Man Wayne doesn't have his cane, and in this issue, the TV news reporters look like people, not the colored holographic talking heads of the show. Another difference is there seems to be less reliance on the characters from the show and more on inserting characters from the standard DCU. For instance, Amanda Waller only showed up in the Beyond universe in one episode of JLU (which sought to appease the 'Net Nerds who always hated that the "new Batman" wasn't Dick Grayson's son or something, which provided a needless complication to the mythos that I still think wasn't a wise move), yet here she's shown up more than, say, Terry's mother or Maxine or even Dana. On the flip side, Beechen at least seems to have captured the banter between Terry and Wayne quite well, which is the main thing.

Apparently, a serial killer is targeting any old enemies of Batman who are still alive in the year 2040. He already killed former Z-Lister Signalman and almost killed the elderly Mad Hatter before Terry stopped him. At first suspecting it to be an elderly Harvey Dent, all evidence seems to point to this being Hush, Wayne's former best friend turned bandaged villain. While he'd in theory be an old man, Wayne's final confrontation with Hush was vague enough that it could be possible this is an original, or simply a well informed copycat. In this issue, the New Hush targets a villain from Terry's rogues gallery, Armory. Terry spends a good chunk of the issue fighting a thief who claims she is Catwoman, although for less than obvious reasons as her costume doesn't look feline at all. My guess is she's someone who's Spliced and looks like a furry. Splicers, in the continuity of Beyond, were people who got themselves genetically modified to have animalistic features, and it was part of the pop culture of Beyond at one point.

This also ignores a point of the show; while Terry had some interactions with villains that were similar to Wayne's, they never bore the same name. Terry's version of a Catwoman like adversary was Ten of the Royal Flush Gang, who always had romantic tension with him. Beechen seems to be shoehorning more official future versions of DC characters rather than being as original as the show was, which mostly avoided stuff like "Vulture 2099" or "Venom 2099" that the SPIDER-MAN 2099 series relied on. Part of me is a little disappointed that an official comic attempt at a TV show is proving far less imaginative in some ways. Any one off the street could have just inserted Catwoman 2040 into the show; it took real genius to come up with Ten.

Aside for that, though, the comic does capture some of what the cartoon did. The mystery is decent enough, and at least Hush and Terry will get to fight at least once before issue six. The pace is pretty good. While I may have quibbles with about 35% of what Beechen is doing here, that still leaves 65% of it good to me, and I don't regret trying this. The first issue of this sold over 35k, just shy of the Top 50 sellers list, and should hopefully finish up no worse off than what TEEN TITANS or SECRET SIX averages, so DC should be pleased and there could be more in the future after this mini. Trying to capitalize on nostalgia for the show a decade after it ended may seem like a bit too late, but at least initially it's doing better than some other DC stabs in the dark. The magic of the Multiple Earths format is there's no reason why the Batman Beyond world CAN'T be included.

DYNAMO 5: SINS OF THE FATHER #2: Apparently the gap of time between DYNAMO 5 #25 and the start of this mini series telling the next arc (for all intents and purposes, this may as well be DYNAMO 5 #27) was worth it, as the mini seems to have managed a monthly schedule. The ongoing series at best became a bi-monthly for the final stretch, and I am liking getting this series more regularly. One could argue slapping Invincible on the cover as a ploy for sales, as INVINCIBLE sells better than D5 ever did, but Invincible's been part of "the Jay Faerber Universe" since NOBLE CAUSES, and it fits well with the story. Not exactly happy with the $3.99 price, but unlike a lot of Marvel titles, this one actually sells low enough that I can actually buy the theory that a high price is needed to make up for losses by selling low. Besides, Marvel has been the first company to demand higher prices for regular comics since the 1970's, and are usually the company that increases prices line wide due to it. But, I digress. This arc is about a threat from the past of Captain Dynamo as well as other Image heroes coming home to roost for the next generation, namely Dynamo 5.

It's actually somewhat of a simple threat, but what makes it work is how it is executed and how the threat is dealt with. Apparently, an alien came down to Earth to face it's champion before taking it over, DBZ style. Capt. Dynamo, Omni-Man, Supreme, the elder Firebird, Doc Noble, and even Savage Dragon all had to unite to stop him, and it ravaged Delta City. This time, that alien's three children have decided to restore his honor by going to Earth and getting a win. The threat, of course, being that if it took Image's greatest heroes to stop even one of them, the kids are doomed having to face three. This issue actually shares good continuity with INVINCIBLE, in which it showcases that D5 barely met him, and when they did, it was one of his evil alternate universe versions from INVINCIBLE #60 (which fits). Maddie had hoped that this threat would never return, but you know what they say about best laid plans. D5 assembles, along with Hector's girlfriend, the younger Firebird, and Invincible himself (at some point between when he added yellow back into his suit, and before he left Earth) to face off against the alien trio. Judging by the cliffhanger, it won't be easy. In this issue, the explanation of the threat seemed to take charge over sheer characterization, but there are still bits of it, such as Spencer adjusting to his new powers, and Hector (along with Bridget) adjusting to having lovers and their own lives. This series simply doesn't bog itself down in characterization so that nothing else happens like many other comics do.

I am really liking the artwork here. While it's always nice to have co-creator and former regular artist Mahmud Asrar doing the covers, his obligations to Marvel have been increasing of late so he really couldn't do ongoing art for this series again. Julio Brilha's artwork is very good, and he's apparently one of the rare artists who can ink his own work and it still turns out good; many pencilers are better off leaving their inks to professional inkers (see Khoi Pham). Ron Riley, of course, always handles the colors well.

In fact the only downer about this series is how low it sells. I have to often chase it down all over Brooklyn or Manhattan because even large chain stores may only order it in SINGLE DIGITS. I swear I have an easier time finding ASTOUNDING WOLF-MAN, and that's hardly Robert Kirkman's best seller. It does get frustrating because DYNAMO 5 is a very clever series with an excellent premise, good design work and enjoyable characters that provides the sort of superhero action and soap opera storytelling that fans of the superhero genre claim to love, and flock to in larger numbers even for middling attempts at this from DC or Marvel. This is a series that wishes it could sell 20,500 copies a month like POWER GIRL does at the bottom of the Top 100 sellers list, and honestly deserves to sell at least that well. But so does INVINCIBLE, and a slew of other books. On the bright side, DYNAMO 5 would probably be more doable for a film or TV franchise than INVINCIBLE, and if that ever happened, expect this franchise to rise up like WALKING DEAD has.

This series can be one in which the very feat of tracking down an issue may be worthy of a superhuman ability, but it is always worth my time. The trade collections are very reasonably priced (especially the first at under $10) and anyone who buys some Marvel or DC title out of nothing but obligation should at least give D5 an honest try.

ATLAS #3: This is a dead book walking, as Jeff Parker has admitted online that issue five will be the last. He's cited low sales and an unwillingness to do a mini series event tie in with the series as reasons; but with sales dipping below 20k, his editor would have pulled the plug anyway. On the one hand, Marvel has given ATLAS (and AGENTS OF ATLAS) a decent court press over the past year. The 2005-2006 mini stood alone for years; occasionally there was a one shot story in SPIDER-MAN FAMILY or SECRET INVASION: WHO DO YOU TRUST, but mostly nothing until Marvel took a stab with it in the middle of DARK REIGN with an eleven issue ongoing series. Considering many ongoing series these days don't even last eleven issues, some could have said that was fair enough. But Marvel gave the franchise two mini's with big names like the X-MEN and AVENGERS on them, as well as a back-up strip in INCREDIBLE HERCULES. Perhaps the most exposure the team got was when Jeff Parker hopped onto THUNDERBOLTS and wrote them in the first arc. But neither fans or retailers bit on this in sustainable numbers. One supposes the only think Marvel didn't try was a back-up strip in NEW AVENGERS, but considering Bendis can't even make a SPIDER-WOMAN series last beyond six issues, that may not have helped.

If one wanted to delve deeper, it could be claimed that the failure of this franchise to catch on is part of the market that Marvel and DC have made for themselves. Marvel in particular did not rely on an line wide crossover event format until 2004. Before then, books rose and fell based more on creative teams than on whether they were "important". But in the years since, Marvel and DC have made very clear signals that neither quality or even many creative teams are worth investing in; all that matters is the "importance" of a book. Naturally, Marvel and DC will solicit every book as important, but no one is gullible enough to buy that. Clearly, JMS on SUPERMAN or WONDER WOMAN is more important to DC than him being on BRAVE AND THE BOLD, which is why those first two series saw a sales spike and the latter didn't budge. Just as clearly, Bendis doing the same old thing on an Avengers book is clearly more important than this, or YOUNG ALLIES. But Marvel editorial is an editorial that takes no responsibility for their own actions, and never acknowledges any fault. Even an old timer like Tom DeFalco can poke holes in their illogical editorial strategies without even trying. Marvel's success over DC I continue to feel is not because they are smarter; it is because they are merely less incompetent, because Marvel is Moe and DC is Curly. Even Moe, the smartest of the Three Stooges, was hardly brilliant. He was merely less stupid than the other two.

I digress. At the very least, ATLAS can finish it's first arc and to fans who wanted more after that initial six issue mini in 2005-2006, this has been a dream come true. And even if Marvel did create a market in which no creative ideas that aren't "important enough" sell, even their own, at least the impression is they genuinely wanted this franchise to catch on, and not expire into the abyss.

In this issue, the new 3-D Man continues to investigate his mystery attackers alongside the Agents of Atlas. They appear able to possess anyone who isn't Delroy Garret himself, and have already slain one of his mentors, and in this issue, his current girlfriend. He's the only one who can spot them, which creates a problem. In this issue, these enemies start to possess people in the Atlas Foundation headquarters, and the issue ends with them picking quite a potent host to utilize. Gabe Hardman puts in the usual exceptional pencils with Elizabeth Breitweiser handling the color work. The interaction within the team is, as usual, the highlight. There also is a back-up strip also written by Parker with art by Ramon Rosanas, which features more embellishment on the origin of M-11. The last time he got any hint at an addition to his origin, it was in the original mini, and unlike Ken Hale, Bob Grayson or even Namora, M-11 likely couldn't sustain even a one shot, so a back-up strip is a good idea. It's a well written little piece, covering how M-11 got where he is and who he is without needing him to talk much, since he doesn't often. Despite the fact that he barely talks, M-11 is actually one of my favorite members of the team, so this was an added treat for me. I am liking how Parker is writing Delroy here and it is a shame this will be the last arc, since he seems like a solid addition to the team. Parker's entire ATLAS work will make quite a handsome OMNIBUS hardcover someday.
 
Sheesh, am I the only one who checks sites like ICV2? At any rate, X-FACTOR's sales have seen a spike from it's technical crossover with SECOND COMING, even if it wasn't part of the event properly. It sold just shy of 41k in June, in the Top 40 comic sellers list (albeit at #40). That's only about 800 copies less than it sold in May. X-FACTOR's sales are up over 32% within the last year and up over 10% over the past 3 years. Historically, X-FACTOR has managed to sustain some sales spikes from various promotions longer than other books tend to. It's been a consistent midcard X-Men book for a while and I don't see it hitting the skids immediately.
This is great news as really, other than X-Force, this is the best X book out of the bunch lately. I've actually been giving serious consideration to stopping Uncanny altogether. I just hate to because I am a completist and I have them all so far. It's just been so boring... :(
 
I'll stick with X-Factor as long as PAD's doing it. Despite some hiccups now and then, I've always enjoyed it. I like that the cast shifts and grows pretty naturally.
 
I'll stick with X-Factor as long as PAD's doing it. Despite some hiccups now and then, I've always enjoyed it. I like that the cast shifts and grows pretty naturally.
Same here. It's been a consistantly enjoyable read and I've enjoyed the cast from the beginning. If anything, the changes have only enhanced the book for me. I am a big fan of Longshot and Shatterstar in particular. It's also nice to see a gay couple working things out, we see that so seldom and I think it makes things more well rounded as far as a normal community goes. :) I love PAD's humor and can't wait to see where he takes these guys next.
 
Part II of II:

AGE OF HEROES #3: Another anthology collection of stories, but this time it seems less about promoting upcoming mini's. The only tale whose purpose is to promote another comic is the two page Taskmaster story by Fred Van Lente (who'll also write the mini) with artist Jefte Palo. It sets up the premise in two pages; while Taskmaster may be back on the grid of the underworld, his time working for the Initiative has led "the Org", a secret crime boss, to put a massive contract on Taskmaster's head for being a rat - one billion dollars. This actually fits in well with Christos Gage's run on AVENGERS: THE INITIATIVE, as in issue #13 of that (which was his first solo issue without Dan Slott, although Slott would co-write the arc after), several super-villains attempted to fulfill a contract that had been put on Taskmaster's head since working for "the man" again (Mauler, Firebrand, Mr. Hyde and Shockwave if memory serves). The two pages also hint that this mini will delve more into establishing Taskmaster's past (he's never even had a real name), and Fred Van Lente is just the right writer to entrust with that. Should be good.

Aside for that, though, the rest of the stories simply aim to serve the premise; tell stories about various characters in the MU during the Heroic Age who might not be told since they can't sell a series. The first is "Girls Night In", starring the "agents of the Avengers" - Sharon Carter (Agent 13), Maria Hill, and Victoria Hand. It's written by Kelly Sue DeConnick with art by Brad Walker (who could probably use the work since GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY isn't around at the moment). Some have criticized the wisdom of having Victoria Hand, Osborn's "right Hand" (see the pun) still involved with major affairs considering she was part of his shenanigans, but I can understand why. Firstly, at least from what I read, she was basically someone doing a job, not a crazed fanatic. Secondly, she would still have some knowledge of whatever dirty business Osborn was doing that occasionally comes up, and it might be better to get it out of her outside a cell. And thirdly, she's meant to sort of be that character who was part of a tainted administration who still is around after a new one is in, which is common practice in politics and business. In the real world, skill and loyalty are rewarded far better than ethnics or integrity (the most successful tend to have neither). In Marvel, apparently Steve Rogers believes that some people can redeem themselves, or at least can tell the difference between enemies and underlings. Victoria Hand was hardly Superia. More to the point, Bendis wanted her to stick around, and he's the REAL power in Marvel; anything he wants, happens. In practice, this is sort of a "day in the life" of story; the gals are sitting in Avengers Tower trying to plan and coordinate stuff, when Crusher Creel, the Absorbing Man, gets wasted and decides to storm the HQ to get his "ball and chain" back. His fellow boozers confuse it for a wife, and Hand herself has a cold, so she talks awkwardly. I suppose why Hand's remaining aboard confuses or irritates some in that she refuses to apologize for serving with Osborn or being a willing part of his schemes, which at the time were legal. But, again, that's similar to many real life people, which is probably why Bendis wanted to keep her around. I mean, Karl Rove was an infamous figure long before the Iraq War. Needless to say, the gals manage to outwit and defeat Creel, which is both good for them bad for him (that mook loses to anyone; Aunt May and Willie Lumpkin could probably own him).

The highlight of the issue for me was easily the Blue Marvel story. As a bit of a recap, writer Kevin Grevioux alongside artist Mat Broome created the character in a mini series launched in the end of 2008. It was launched in the middle of SECRET INVASION, starring a new character, a low profile creative team (Grevioux had just finished his run on NEW WARRIORS, which was canceled and not well received), and had slightly outdated continuity. Needless to say, the sales were abysmal. Which was a shame to me because while I won't say the story was Eisner worthy, it was am improvement over Grevioux's NEW WARRIORS work and it created a new character I genuinely liked. It could be argued that the premise for the character is lifted from a few areas, but to me, Blue Marvel was a better version of what Paul Jenkins' Sentry was supposed to be, before Bendis turned Sentry into the psychotic minion of whatever heel was in office. Adam Brashear was an all around American; hot college athlete, soldier, scientist, college professor, who was involved in a lab accident that made him a very powerful Class 100 superhero. His dilemma? It was the early 1960's right at the dawn of the Civil Rights movement, when JFK was in office. Once it was revealed that Blue Marvel was black, it ignited such a political firestorm (the racist establishment feared him, while some zealots in the Civil Rights movement wanted him to be their vengeful god figure) that JFK asked him to retire, and he did out of patriotism. An old threat returning got Iron Man to get Adam back into action, and that's where this story takes place, after that. To me, Brashear was less of a Mary Sue than Sentry, had better defined powers, a better origin, and a better reason for being an old time hero who no one had heard of. Plus, he had a better costume. Sure, Brashear got to be best friends with Watcher and Namor (the former of whom appears in this tale), but the Sentry was best friends with Hulk, Spider-Man, the X-Men, etc. It starts with Brashear talking with Watcher in his underwater headquarters, with Adam suspicious over the new so-called "Heroic Age", since he is aware of the public's distrust of metahumans. A crisis in Uzbekistan featuring a new version of Hyperion (who the Winter Guard can't defeat) gets Adam out of his doldrums and in the mood to help, despite the consequences. Needless to say, he wins and learns that his place can be with helping out in the countries that barely see superheros all over the world, trying to restore faith in superheroes with good international work (such as helping in Haiti). It's a decent tale, with great artwork by MC Wyman, with inks by Victor Olazaba and colors by John Rauch. At the last CUP O' JOE, a fan asked Tom Brevoort about Blue Marvel, and it was basically official that unless this issue sold like gangbusters, another series for him was unlikely. I still think Blue Marvel would be very cool in a team book with a capable writer; he has a storied, politically based past, but he hasn't let that make him bitter or cynical; he broods, but that's mostly because he's a scientist who is too aware of catalysts and consequences. Now with Blue Marvel deciding to officially be a hero again, I could imagine he'd probably make a fine Secret Avenger or something. I still see a lot of potential in this character and I would hate to see it wasted.

The last story is another one page tale with Dan Slott, Ty Templeton & Co. in which Squirrel Girl sees her success as a solo heroine making the GLA lazy, so she decides to leave to try to force them to stop playing poker and go out and be the heroes she believes they are. The running joke of course is how Squirrel Girl can defeat foes like Fin Fang Foom, Baron Mordo or even Ego the Living Planet, and I do think at times that joke goes a bit too far. Still, it's a cute little tale that gets Squirrel Girl out on her own. Maybe some writer will have fun with the idea that once upon a time, she was an Iron Man fangirl who insisted on being his partner. Or of course she could always go after Speedball again, now that he's not so Penance-y. I also agree with Tippy Toe about the actress he picks to play her in a movie; it'd work.

Overall, solid anthology that I have enjoyed on the whole.

HEROIC AGE: PRINCE OF POWER #3: This was book of the week over at Examiner, and really, how could it not be? Greg Pak and Fred Van Lente continue to do here what Keith Giffen and D.M. DeMatteis used to be heralded for in JUSTICE LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL, only I think the former are better at it these days. This is a series run that can truly cover it all; action, comedy, romance, horror, heart, and downright slapstick. With the funeral issues were heavy and Cho's talk about Hercules as a friend to Thor last issue was heavy, this issue is all about the funny. Artist Reilly Brown is able to handle those transitions very well. Zach Howard helps with the pencils here, along with Val Staples on colors and two inkers in tow; was there a rush to get this in by deadline? It has technically been six weeks since the last issue. At any rate, none of that matters much. What matters is this series, whether called INCREDIBLE HERCULES or PRINCE OF POWER, is always a blast. I call it INCREDIBLE HERCULES WITHOUT HERCULES these days. But it doesn't matter. Not even sales matter, since the finale to the whole shebang, CHAOS WAR, has already been solicited and I imagine Khoi Pham is beginning work on it. Not even Marvel wants to end this run before Pak & Van Lente are ready to. That says a lot.

Unfortunately, the low sales usually mean absolutely no one will ever try a series this fun and entertaining again, in favor of the next issue of BENDIS IMITATION MIDDLING MAN or ANGST MAN: FEATURING "WRITER HAS ISSUES WITH WOMEN" WOMAN. It really is a shame when good books like this are buried.

Thor and Cho spent much of the issue in the Egyptian underworld, taking on Sekhmet, the lioness figure who zealously fights for justice for Ra. As usual, the banter between Thor and Cho is very good, and Cho even makes a few cheeky points about the Vikings in general. The conclusion of the battle, in which Cho transforms Sekhmet into an adorable furry who talks in text lingo, is "teh bombz". There's a bit going on back at the Olympus Group HQ as well, with Vali Halfling having taken it over and apparently obtained 3/4ths of the Maguffins needed to make "God Making Juice". The recap page featuring Cho's memo is funny enough to be worth a buck alone. And of course, the death scrunchie. Delphyne's having to work with the captured Athena was a bit obvious, but it's executed well, so that's no problem. Too many writers need to learn that execution trumps almost everything else. You can do the most predictable story in the universe (like, say, a western train robbery), but if the execution is good, it's enjoyable. Pak & Van Lente are masters at that.

A cynic could say that Cho has merely traded Herc for Thor, a character who sells better and has movie buzz. But it works well in the story as narrative, since Thor was supposedly Herc's best friend before Cho came along. It hasn't helped sales in the slightest, but it has made for a good story. Who knew from reading JMS' THOR that the Odinson actually had a sense of humor? Or watched YouTube? His Norsemen couldn't even comprehend the concept of shooting a basket. Thor still plays the straight-man most of the time than Cho, but he was always a bit more of a stiff than Hercules, so it fits. He still gets to kick some ass and get in a good one liner or two on his own. I am also liking Cho being more of an active participant in a fight with the mace and his Banner-tech. Which should make the next God Squad adventure more entertaining.

At any rate, anyone reading this usually loves it, and if not, why the hell not?

THUNDERBOLTS #146: Aside for an issue or two of INCREDIBLE HULK that he worked on during WORLD WAR HULK, this is the highest selling ongoing series that Jeff Parker works on, which is actually pretty damned sad since it sells about 32k and outside the Top 60. At any rate, Parker continues his run on the title, which is the only reason why I'm here. He's inserted a new roster (aside for Ghost, the lone holdover from the last team), but he's also wisely utilizing characters from the T-Bolts of yore, such as Songbird, Techno, and Mach-V. The only hiccup is that Techno really is working for Baron Zemo again, but that's more Brubaker's issue than anything. John Walker, in a wheelchair since his battle against Nuke and refusing to go the cybernetic route, acts as the warden of the Raft. And Luke Cage is the fighting leader of the probie squad, and it is awesome to get to see him in a team comic that is written well, and he's actually wearing something distinctive.

The first five pages alone accomplish more than about two issues of INVINCIBLE IRON MAN, as one mission ends and another begins. The Trolls go down, but not before one of them is revealed as Gunna, a "Troll Girl" who was raised by them. She seems to be an obvious new character to add to the mix, but that's no bad thing; new blood is good, I say, even if Marvel usually disagrees. Cage leads the squad into their next mission, to go snoop around a cave that may have some Terrigen Crystals doing weird stuff. Naturally, they do, and some horrible shenanigans ensue.

One could argue that Parker uses some of his tics from AGENTS OF ATLAS. He swaps M-11 for Man-Thing as the "token mute monster" of the team. The very nature of the team, in which they basically go around fighting oddness, is also similar to what the AGENTS OF ATLAS do. But that's not what is important; what is important is the characters, and Parker is always solid with their interaction. The ugly truth of writing is if the characters are good enough, it doesn't matter what sort of story they are in, people will be invested. And these T-Bolts are fun to read. Moonstone may understand how heroes work, even though she isn't one. Ghost is still a crazed wild card, but not nearly as bad as Crossbones. Juggernaut cares more about rebelling against authority than being a hero, although it should be noted that he does take a shot at being one when it counts in the end. And Man-Thing just wanders off and you never know what he's up to. Kev Walker's art and Frank Martin's colors are pretty good; I am getting used to their Cage and Juggernaut, and I think they make Man-Thing look awesome. On the other hand, Moonstone always seems to be talking through clenched teeth, and I didn't care for their Valkyrie, even though it was just a cameo to provide some exposition. I am excited for the upcoming crossover with AVENGERS ACADEMY and how well that will go down.

I can't say I'll stay with T-Bolts once Parker leaves, unless another writer I like comes in. But so far I'm glad I jumped aboard when he did, and this has quickly become an enjoyable team book for me.

X-MEN PHOENIX HANDBOOK: I haven't finished this yet, but this is basically the annual X-Men Handbook. The "topical" ones sell better than the OFFICIAL HANDBOOK editions, sometimes double. I always enjoy the game that the writers play to find all sorts of obligatory reasons for inserting certain Bio's into certain collections. For instance, quite a few random villains were in the SPIDER-MAN: BND YEARBOOK because they'd basically fought him in the Bar With No Name once. And here, while entries on Jean, Maddie Pryor, Rachael Summers and Hope are expected, you also get various Starjammer entries and others there because they interacted with Excalibur, the team Rachael used to be on. While the upped price means these are $5 by standard instead of $4, they're always worth the money to me.
 
*wonders if Dread's poor wee fingers ever get numb from typing such large posts* :p
 
I just spell badly when rushed. Spellcheck is our friend. :p
 
I was surprised that the lolcat bit in Prince of Power actually worked. But it totally did. "Ur hair smellz gud." :awesome:
 
It was a rare case of a writer (or writers) knowing about something that was actually hip, as in something people under 35 were aware of, and utilizing it accordingly and effectively. You have no idea how rare that it in an industry of, as the title of a movie goes, "grumpy old men."
 
Well, that's the thing, lolcats aren't really hip anymore. They're a joke that's been run into the ground, to the point that a lot of people are just irritated when they see them now. I certainly am. But the total 180 from Sekhmet's kill-crazy, psychopathic portrayal in the first half of the comic made it hilarious in this instance.
 
Avengers #3

Best moment in this comic was the Howard Stern Show reference, with Apocalypse shouting, "Unleash the poison." (For those who don't know, that statement was spouted by the inventor of the Sybian while a lady was riding it. Very creepy guy, and a very creepy moment. Now, though, that particular saying is creeping up everywhere.)

Get the poison out of your system! It was actually my sig for a while. I'm sure it was a Stern reference since Bendis and his boyfriend Joe Q are always on Geek Time.
 
Well, that's the thing, lolcats aren't really hip anymore. They're a joke that's been run into the ground, to the point that a lot of people are just irritated when they see them now. I certainly am.




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May Ceiling Cat forgive you.
 

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