52 Week 50
Excellent issue. Really delivered.
It continually fills me with indescribable nerd rage as to how the Marvel family could be so well-portrayed here and in other incarnations by other writers by in the Trials of Shazam -- which is
supposed to be the actual, current continuity Marvels -- we're just all constantly wincing at the big and small..."updates" Winick has been giving. Billy, here, is written
exactly how he should be written as the actual caretaker of the Rock; humble and attentive while still not understanding all the rules there are to understand, and still prepared to git down with his bad self if he needed to.
The actual fight of course was excellently-written and real purty to look at. Great setup, ensuing mayhem, and a conclusion/payoff that doesn't feel cheap or slapdash in the least. All characters are written incredibly suitably and in-character and well, which is so nice for an event. Of course the Chinese leaders would be prideful like this. Of Course the JSA would react like that. Of course Atom Smasher would do what he does at the end. Nothing
gratuitously shocking happens, and sometimes that's a nice thing. Characters can act like themselves and not be
shocking and still be enjoyable.
Well, actually,
I expected Infinity, Inc to actually be of use and pull through at the last second or something. I totally didn't expect them to run like abject 'tards

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Black Adam does feel really, really overpowered here, though. I mean, come on...there were people in that lil' army who should be
more than a match for him. Three Green Lanterns, Power Girl, and Martian Manhunter dogpile the guy and he just...what, explodes them off? CUZ LULZ HES FILLED WITH RAGE LIKE TEH HULK or something. It's really inconsistent with the ways he's been portrayed in the past, and it kinda threw out my hopes about how the whole of WW3 wouldn't just literally be Black Adam vs the world and somehow pwning everyone...y'know, somehow. With his rage or something.
One good thing about it, though, is that now we've finally gotten definitive, absolute proof of the fact that ordinary lightning would
not transform the Marvels and that it needs to be The magic lightning. This has been a lasting bugging thing about the mythos about a while now, and here it's finally cleared up. It's also a big ol' retcon since ordinary lightning
has transformed the Marvels before but, hey, who's counting.
(9.7 out of 10)
World War III 1-4
It started off really, really good. J'onn J'onnz in guise as a lil' bitty girl and then smacking the mofo with that girder. Best way to start an issue, evar. It's funny; I was just saying in another thread how, if you're being mentally attacked, all you should do is to have strong willpower and it just seems to arbitrarily work sometimes for no reason at all. Martian Manhunter, who once subdued the entire Justice League and caused mass hysteria and psyche inversions simultaneously around the world and has looked into the minds of alien wargod doomsday machines, tries to control Black Adam's mind and has no choice but to go batsht emotar for the subsequent three issues? Okaaay then. See above re: overpowered Black Adam.
So anyway, the first book was really good...it set up the natural larger implications of Black Adam on the warpath very naturally through the voice of J'onn, all the while checking back and forth with various DC characters and letting us know just what they were doing with themselves in this situation. In a way, this is
sort of what 52 was
supposed to be about in its original premise, before it split off into singular stories about singular characters.
Aaaaaand then we get to the next issue...and the next...and the next...which ends up being the EXACT SAME THING. And that's not a good thing.
Don't get me wrong, I really liked the idea of these tie-ins. They
do reinforce the main story in a lot of logical, sensible ways all the while "correcting" some of the more...unfortunate...by-products of OYL. The biggest problem, though, is the length of this. The
fat. Four issues of the same thing with basically the same setup telling the exact same events (heroes try to stop Adam, fail. Loss of limbs. OYL mistakes. Manhunter mopes like a baby. Rinse and repeat) which could have frankly been cut down to two issues or so
just by trimming that damned, abject excess Manhunter emo moping junk. Sweet baby Buffy, was that junk useless. A bunch of tomfoolery re: "Are humans good or evil? Why are they bad? Why are they good? Why do they live and die and love and hate and yada yada poopyemo." The actual
events of what people did during this war were so, so much more interesting. And while there
was enough of the actual events, there was
also too much of the excess emofat which drags it all down.
And, once again, my continuity-****edom rears its fugly head...why is Aquaman still looking and seeming normal, here, when a month ago in 52 he was already looking like a hobo and mumbling about junk? What is this, a moment of lucidity or something?
And what is this with
two Supergirls? AS IF ONE WASN'T ENOUGH TO HURT US.
(6.6 out of 10)
Might Avengers #2
I have to sort of question whether Bendis really
deserves being known as a relatively brisk, on-time writer when he doesn't actually write anything happening. Seri-fcking-ously. This issue starts out with the Avengers staring confusedly at Ultron...and the issue
ends with the Avengers staring confusedly at Ultron. It might have started raining sometime in between, I dunno.
And was it just me, or does Ares -- who was written with the utmost GerardButleresque badassery in his own mini -- comes across as an abject, unlikeable thug here?
The stuff with She-Ultron being something of a clone/model of Jan is pretty interesting, though; I totally didn't expect it, though it makes a kind of of DUH! sense in retrospect. We'll see where this path leads, though I'm already pretty sure that this path leads to general Pym-bashage. I should be annoyed at that but, oh, I just can't muster any genuine emotions concerning that wifebeater LOL I'm so awesome.
(6.2 out of 10)
Justice League of America #8
It's a bit funny that, even though the League is completely together, Meltzer is
still relying and multiple narratives to convey his...narrative. In fact, the first time that the entire League is together, it almost feels a bit awkward.
Batman "beating" Karate Kid felt really, really wrong

, even though he didn't really "beat" him. Just...c'mon. It's Karate Kid.
Other than that, though, it's a pretty solid read. We get to see what these mofos actually do with their spare time and heh, chess for the White King of Checkmate that's a pun see it's funny.
It's interesting...ever since the last issue, the characters have been really, really intent on conveying just how
human the Red Tornado is just what he "lost" and all the emotions he must be going through...yet to me, Reddy feels more like an abject machine that ever before. Everyone's all "Oh it must be so hard for his fragile human psyche" and the guy's just like, "
DOES NOT COMPUTE. PLEASE REINSERT CD." It would almost feel like a contradiction in the narrative if it weren't for the fact that I'm nearly positive Meltzer is going to go somewhere with this.
Anyway, nice setup, I'm curious as to where the arc leads considering it's supposed to lead somewhere big.
(7.4 out of 10)
X-Factor #18
As is often the case with this book, I'm once again bored by the main storyline and am relying almost completely on the abject strength of its characters to pull me through this. Which is probably a bad thing but these characters are just so damn strong, so...onward! Layla knows stuff.
(8 out of 10)
Flash: The Fastest Man Alive #11
Meh.
Why the goddamn is Piper a villain again? It's something that could never be explained in any logical context...and in this case, they don't even friggin' try. He's literally just there, for no reason, which not only feels out of place within context of this issue considering that every other Rogue got his own intro scene, it's also bewilderingly out of place for the characters since, hello, he's been reformed for decades now? Come on Guggenhiem, the Rogues are just window-dressing here and you know it; you could have had Piper completely absent for this whole adventure and no one would have noticed! Except that he
is here and sticks out like a sore, buttsecksed bum. This just...geez, this just doesn't bode very well for Countdown.
Zoom is, once again, written pretty depowered. Christ, if it were as easy as tagging him with a tranq to knock him out, Wally should have been able to beat his ass up and down the street instead of, oh I dunno, having his wife miscarry because of the bastard.
Meanwhile, Iris Allen goes into abject femdom grandma mode and acts btchy and trigger-happy and condescending to her grandsom because...because...oh right, we are also given no reason as to why
this happened other than "HEED MY ILL PORTENTS, CHILD." Great. Did I just miss something, is that it? Did I just not read this carefully enough?
After the nice, rising hits of the previous issues, a big disappointment.
(5.4 out of 10)
Brave and the Bold #3
I have no idea what the plot is and characters popping out of nowhere to do stuff I don't understand is confounding.
I don't care! This is so awesome! Batman and GL had no chemistry. GL and Supergirl had no chemistry, but her pink tutu saved the day. Batman and Blue Beetle have abject chemistry up the wazoo. Waid keeps swinging and hitting it out of the park. Let's hope it continues.
(7.9 out of 10)