A very late edition of the BOUGHT/THOUGHT because I had a lot of college work to do. Plus, I had to chase down an issue that my LCS, under new management, underordered. The second time in a month they've underordered a title that, by all means, is foolish to underorder. The free boards are nice but I am getting frustrated.
It is a small week, but a month where Marvel and DC's events are clashing, so let's get started.
DREAD'S BOUGHT/THOUGH FOR 5/3/06:
INFINITE CRISIS #7: DC's big event comes to a close, about a month behind schedule, and leads into their new event, "One Year Later". As well as 52, to explain the gap with weekly comics, which seems an ungodly thing to pull off on time for 6 months, much less an entire year. Anyway, the big showdown comes this month (and preluded by VILLIANS UNITED SPECIAL), and like any issue of IC, you get a lot of things happening at once with a lot of characters fighting and whatnot. Still, it's unabashed, unashamed over-the-top superheroics at its very finest, something that DC does very well when they want to (moreso than Marvel, which prides itself on "relateable, fallible heroes"). The villians clash against the heroes in Metropolis, and like with any issue, if you don't know who some of the random C and D listers are, some of the effect is lost; Bane broke the back of someone, for instance (I think Judo-Master), but since I really don't know the character, I care not. Once the "big leaguers" arrive, though, the situation is resolved far too quickly (a tussle between Deathstroke, Batman, Nightwing, and Robin is OFF PANEL!? For shame!) and it appears that Superboy's heroic sacrifice last issue was someone pryic, as while they stopped the destruction of the universe, Alex Luthor and Superboy-Prime are still alive, with the latter being the breakout villian of the story. Supermen young and old, as well as seemingly what's left of the Green Lantern Corps finish off the baddie in slobberknocker fashion through space and red sun's! A very classy, very efficient finish. What we are left with, though, is "one earth" yet again, with continuity that seems to be altered in some cases (Batman's parents killer has been caught, much like in Pre-Crisis, for instance), and this is where it gets muddy. DC's continuity has always been a nightmare, and many attempts have been made to "fix" it, and they usually fail. DC would do best to keep moving ahead rather than to get stuck mending fences forever. Plus, it appears that the "speed force" is finished, which may irk a lot of FLASH fans who seemed to really enjoy that extra-dimensional energy force that explained the Flash's speed and aided to the legacy (I'm sure not a fan, and I sure liked it). Still, with IC over, DC may find itself in a rut like Marvel, forced to make one event after the other. Still, while I am not a DC fan, I'm still getting some DC books; JUSTICE, both ALL-STAR's, BEETLE, and the upcoming SECRET SIX, 52, and Matt Wagner's sequal to BATMAN & THE MONSTER MEN. I also may give Morrison & Paul Dini's Batman books a look (especially on the latter) later on. Still, INFINITE CRISIS has been a great success, delivering on some awesome superheroism in a way that makes one excited and proud to be a fan, and to see your favorite heroes, and some new faces, rise up to the challenge and overcome it in an inspiring way.
CIVIL WAR #1: Marvel's much ballyhooed event for this year, and they've improved their game from HOM, after seeing DC pretty much rock their socks for over a year. Instead of going with a "whoops, Wanda's insane again", they've spent a few months building this up in PRELUDE installments, are using some bits from the past year or so, and moving foward with their big story. The biggest quibble is that Marvel's still not found the art of surprise, as the major spoilers for this issue have been leaked, previewed, predicted or revealed a few times by this point. The final battle of the New Warriors? Well, that's old news. The massacre? Same. The battle lines drawn between Iron Man and Cap? Well, it was leading there inevitably, especially after "Mr. Parker Goes to Washington" in ASM (plus, a bunch of covers showed themselves slugging at each other). Even the registration plot (superheroes will have to officially register with the U.S. government to recieve juristiction, training, pay, and accountability, and if not they'll be hunted down and subject to arrest just like Dr. Octopus or Absorbing Man are) is, again, nothing new. The story does succeed in dialogue, action, and on moving foward at a reasonable pace given 32 pages. McNiven's art is incredible and Millar's not nearly as extreme as he is on ULTIMATES 2 (his talking point title against the evils of the Bush Administration), and his story is all the better for it. And in a way, the story does deal somewhat realistically with a very realistic sort of situation. Despite the fact that, while the New Warriors were using their "reality show" brand of justice from their last unsuccessful mini-series (which Millar had no part of, and their consistant bungling was not his fault), it was Nitro who chose to explode by a school instead of surrendering, it is very common in American society for one's heroes to be unappreciated and picked at with the slightest provacation. It is still a shame that such classically bungled characters seem to be sacrificed to make the story have an opening salvo, but at least one of them survives (WIZARD spills the beans on Namorita's death, so the only one who could have physically lived was Speedball. Although if Bucky could get blown up while atop a missle and only lose an arm, why not Night-Thrasher at some point in time?). The heroes gather to talk about it, and it is good to see some C-Listers like Bill Foster there. It does seem strange that the Fantastic Four seem to cavalier about the situation, given being "public" has caused them no end of problems (and since Johnny is presumably put in the hospital before or during the meeting). The heroes siding with the government are Pym, Iron Man, and Reed Richards. I sort of dislike the idea of Richards being a government stooge until the end, especially since he got his powers by STEALING a rocket with his best pal, girlfriend, and her kid brother. The one problem with this story in that in its zest to relate to modern sensabilities, it may lose sight of something INFINITE CRISIS got; being satisfying to the reader. Most readers don't want to see Cap and Iron Man beat each other to death. They want to see them beat some nasty villian. Having the Marvel Universe divided and punching each other may not result in the sort of finish that doesn't leave you feeling ugly, or that Marvel has a point of return (if Spider-Man reveals his identity, short of a massive mind-wipe, that is irreversable). Still, it is a very promising premise and opens up doors for other ideas. Apparently, Wolverine and Namor are going after Nitro, but what about Rage, who was Thrasher's legal "son"? What about the rest of the New Warriors (Nova's in space, Justice & Firestar are in college, Turbo and Richochet are in LA, Silohette may be hanging around Bandit still). And considering Speedball could be efficient when used properly in MTU and MASKED INTENTIONS, I'm not sure I agree with Joe Q's zeal to make the "character" suffer, as if "he" has something to answer for. Still, it is a set up and Millar delivers usually on set-ups to arcs. Agent Hill comes off as pretty typical of a government nemesis without being, well, Ultimate Cap. And Captain America naturally gets a nice sequence of action (if Bendis had written it, he'd have just talked to a wall for about 18 pages). Looks to be better than HOM was by any stretch of the imagination, but that's hardly saying much. The story itself is interesting, I just fear it may leave a bad taste in one's mouth to see so much deconctruction, and considering how Marvel's never stuck with many major decisions longer than 2 years, they would be wise to not burn ALL of their bridges behind them.
MARVEL TEAM-UP #20: A bit of an odd issue that kicks off the 5-part Freedom Ring story, which introduces a new hero. Mainly, THERE IS NO TEAM-UP. The title hero is introduced and his origin given, and off on the side, Cap loses the "cosmic ring" and fights some MODOK SQUAD rubes, but that is about it. This was more like "FREEDOM RING #1, guest starring Capt. America", which may be Kirkman's intention (and a sign of how hard it is to launch any new characters these days). The main hero finds a ring that can enable him to alter reality within a short distance, which is pretty much the same as Kirkman's OTHER original character in ULTIMATE X-MEN, which automatically makes the newbie feel a little boring. His "unique quirks" seem to be that he's openly homosexual (although Kirkman does leave it as sort of a "guess" until the end; surely if Norman Osborn can carry a purse and not be labeled "gay" solely because of that, why not anyone else), which isn't a big deal to me. Meanwhile, Titannus is about to make his return and solicts imply that "alternate Iron Man" may as well, so Kirkman may be wrapping up his run on MTU for all we know. Its a great book, but sells horribly, and it is amazing that Marvel's publishing more issues at this rate; maybe they figure they "owe" Kirkman for MARVEL ZOMBIES. Not as good as some of the latter issues, but I'll wait to see Freedom Ring in action. Still, hopefully Kirkman can make both characters unique without making them ciphers, because "reality warping", especially after the past year with Wanda and Wiccan, is REALLY starting to get old (much like "claws and psychics" were by the end of the 90's). The art, though, is a mixed bag; the artist seems better at masked costumes than on drawing faces and civilian scenes, but it could be worse. Such a shame, though, to see more prolific artists seem to "flee" a sinking book.
ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN #94: Finishing up DEADPOOL with an action packed finale, Bendis helps redeem himself on the title a bit, improving from the SABLE arc and managing to make a farely sufficient actioner, something he's not known for (he's known for 4 issues of jabber, and then in the finale, a fight inconviently breaks up the jabber). True, while Spider-Man does help turn the tide of battle and is fairly efficient, he's become something like Eric Foreman from THAT 70'S SHOW; a meek youth who needs his girlfriend to fight and win his battles for him. While this makes for great comic relief, one wonders how long this can last before it gets predictable. Oh, wait, Bendis has never feared being predictable. Anyway, Deadpool is played straighter than he has been in 616 for quite some time and comes off as an efficient "hitman with a dark wit", which isn't nearly unique to anyone who watches action movies or anime (hell, Vash the Stampede and Lupin the 3rd have battled dozens of bums like him). Plus, there are some minor concerns: Why does Spidey mention "paying attention to his sense" to save them from DP's "Xavier fakeout" (which I called last month, and was glad it played that way, it was great), and then not sense that he is being sniped? Why does Kitty not think to phase through the sea of cyborgs until after Spidey is shot? Either she's a battle-efficient X-Woman and that is why she wins all of Spidey's battles, or she's a teenage girl stuck playing spandex; she can't be both, and she needs to pick one. It sets up the upcoming "Ultimate Clone Saga", but first we get Ultimate Morbuis. Time to place your bets on the next time Spidey loses his mask. Still, an entertaining arc.
WIZARD #176: Finally got this, and it is chock full of previews for the summer, including 52, CW, etc. Joe Q shows his disdain for the Peter/MJ marriage and his inability to grasp modern comics on one bit; he compares Peter again to Archie. Dude, YOU DO NOT WANT PEOPLE TO RELATE HIM TO ARCHIE. Archie comics never move, and they sell ABYSMALLY. At least he grasps the lack of a suppporting cast as a problem, but he only laments the old and dead instead of pushing for, gasp, one of the Spidey writers earning 5 figures to write each issue to actually make up some new ones, now that Pete is a teacher (a plotline Joe ignored). Wizard also spills some beans about CW, especially who lives and dies on the New Warriors. Still, Morrison and Dini on Bat-books looks promising, and the issue was full of a lot of stuff I am looking foward too. WIZARD's become a pandering cheerleader, but at least they do it well.