Breast Milk Ice Cream

[Ponyboy]

So... who among you would try it?

http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/4703534/London-shop-to-make-breast-milk-ice-cream

 

[Alex The Great]

Well, we liked it waaay back when so, eh, maybe

 

[The Question]

Me. I want strawberry.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Alright, I find myself questioning exactly how conservative of a moderator I've become because my first instinct was to close this.

I like breasts. I like milk... cow milk. I like ice cream... made from milk... That comes from a cow.

The idea of said topic disgusts me.

No, I wouldn't try it. I'm sure of it. I'm on the verge of vomiting thinking about it.

Speaking of my gut, it's still telling me to close this. I feel like I should come up with some clever pun before doing so, though...

But, yeah, yuck.

Breasts? They're A-Okay!

Until I start thinking about them mass-producing frozen desserts.

Oh God.

 

[Wolfwood]

Only if it was from a Cambodian woman.

 

[Boom]

It's funny. Most people drink breast milk as infants. It nourishes us, helps us grow, and I'm guessing babies enjoy the taste.

Yet when I think about drinking breast milk now, as an adult, I am overcome with disgust.

Probably because of the "Mom" association .

 

[chaseter]

I would try it if it is guaranteed to be aids free.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

That doesn't surprise me.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

And what happens when this really takes off (heaven forbid) and they hire tons of women and you just buy cartons from the grocery store... and you have no idea if it's, like, your sister's?!

 

[Mister J]

Only if it was from a Cambodian woman.

I only drinks the finest breast milks.

 

[Hound55]

I'm curious to know how it's less gross, rather than more, to drink milk from another species rather than our own.

 

[Ponyboy]

Only if it was from a Cambodian woman.

In the voice of the waitress from Tommy Boy... "God yer sick."

 

[Ponyboy]

Alright, I find myself questioning exactly how conservative of a moderator I've become because my first instinct was to close this.

I like breasts. I like milk... cow milk. I like ice cream... made from milk... That comes from a cow.

The idea of said topic disgusts me.

No, I wouldn't try it. I'm sure of it. I'm on the verge of vomiting thinking about it.

Speaking of my gut, it's still telling me to close this. I feel like I should come up with some clever pun before doing so, though...

But, yeah, yuck.

.

Why close it? It's too much fun-fodder.

Let me pose it to you this way... what if you ate the ice cream, loved it, and only found out it was boob milk after the fact.

 

[TEDDY]

Breast Milk Ice Cream? Sounds like some up-and-coming garage band.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Abbreviated BMIC. Their first single? Milk...Shake

 

[tommy l]

I wonder if kal-el ever breast from ma kent?

 

[Hound55]

I wonder if kal-el ever breast from ma kent?

She wouldn't produce milk since she didn't birth him...

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Miracles, Hound. Miracles.

 

[incorrectuser]

As long as i wasn't related to who ever supplied the milk I'd try it. Cant say it sounds like it would taste nice though.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

Oh Andy.

 

[Ahura Mazda]

When I go to London in May, I am going to go taste it and then post back here.

 

[The Original Bamfer]

This is the beginning of the end.

 

[Harls]

I agree with bamf on this one... this kinda makes me wanna puke.

 

[tommy l]

she wouldn't produce milk since she didn't birth him...

damn reality.....it kills the best plotlines!
I suppose you think a man can fly??

 

[Jennifer Walters]

This is kinda of gross. Well, not kind of, it's really gross. I didn't read much of the article, but who is supplying said milk? I mean is there just a woman in the back of their store everyday that's going to be lactating? Where does one get this...milk?